<![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, vida guerra]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, vida guerra]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/vidaguerra http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/vidaguerra <![CDATA[Penthouse Salutes The Hottest WAGs Of The NFL]]> Professional football kicks off next week—so what better time to salute the lovely ladies who've paired up with players? This month's issue of Penthouse takes a long hard look at the top ten NFL WAGs.

Not surprisingly, most of the women who landed on the list have, at one time or another, posed in some state of undress (that's how we know they're hot!). You'll have to buy Penthouse if you want to actually see their tribute to these WAGs...but we still managed to dig up some pretty sexy photos of the ladies who made the list. Take a gander below—and let us know who you're glad to see on the list (and who was unfairly left off).

1. Vida Guerra (Jeremy Shockey, TE, New Orleans Saint)

2. Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia, QB, Oakland Raiders )

3. Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush, RB, New Orleans Saint)

4. Brande Roderick (Cade McNown, QB, Chicago Bears)

5. Heather Kozar (Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns)

6. Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta, S, St. Louis Rams)

7. Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett, WR, Philadelphia Eagles)

8. Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo, QB, Dallas Cowboys)

9. Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady, QB, New England Patriots)

10. Mercedes Lindsay (Jason Campbell, QB, Washington Redskins)

· Penthouse (penthouse.com)
· List via Nudography (nudography.com)

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<![CDATA[Vida Guerra Is Our Top Model]]> Lesser models might see a trip to the beach as a time to take a break from all the glitz and glamour of modeling life, a time to rest up, cover up, and just relax. But Vida Guerra is a true professional, one who knows that the best way to protect your assets is to always keep them in use. That's why she's on the beach in a teeny bikini and thong—and that's why she's our Model of the Year.

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· Photo Source: Splash News (splashnews.com)

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<![CDATA[ Vida Guerra is back and she somehow poses...]]> Vida Guerra is back and she somehow poses for sexy photos that don't (completely) rely on her showing off her trademark ass. Who says she only knows how to do one thing? (dailypoa.com)

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<![CDATA[ TMZ has video of a West Hollywood traffic...]]> TMZ has video of a West Hollywood traffic cop offering to let Vida Guerra out of a ticket if she shares some naked pictures with him. What, the guy can't go to a newsstand by himself? (tmz.com)

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<![CDATA[ In this week's breaking ass news, Vida Guerra's...]]> In this week's breaking ass news, Vida Guerra's is still hot, while Britney Spears seems to be having some issues with hers. There, now you're all caught up. (drunkenstepfather.com)

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<![CDATA[Morning Wood: The Eternal Vida Guerra]]>

· Are these Vida Guerra pictures new ones or are we just so used to seeing her ass everywhere that we can't even tell anymore? (dailypoa.com)

· Willa Ford jumps on the Anna Nicole Smith movie bandwagon. We're not sure Anna's legacy can take any more "honoring." (tmz.com)

· Mexico may not allow photographer Spencer Tunick to hold his next group nudie shot in front of ancient Aztec pyramids. Whatever ... he can fix that in Photoshop. (scotsman.com)

· Here are a blogger's tips for having a successful threesome—but keep in mind, there is no proof that any blogger has ever successfully had a threesome. (askugg.com)

· The use of nude models in art classes is another one of those neverending college debates, like "Should we order the pony keg or just get 40-ouncers?" (svsu.edu)

· Robots take yet another job away from hard-working humans: sex club tout. Once they figure out how to lap dance, we're doomed. (pinktentacle.com, via Boing Boing)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

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<![CDATA[Wet Spots: Japan Needs More Fucking!]]>

· Booty princess Vida Guerra has another rump-tastic photoshoot, this time in King magazine. It's good to see her sticking with what works. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Forty percent of Japanese people are not having sex on a regular basis? Maybe if the censors didn't blur out all the good stuff they'd be a little more inspired to get more busy. (foxnews.com)

· "It's illegal to walk into a department store, grab women's clothing and other merchandise, masturbate on it all and then leave." Whew ... good thing somebody told us that ahead of time! (mcall.com)

· Nothing says "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" like a naked protest babe. Whatever cause they're fighting for, we're on board. (radosh.net + Wonkette)

· Someone in Norway has had enough of rampant statue nudity and they're going to do something about it! Our statues have got to learn to respect themselves! (aftenposten.no, via Boing Boing)

· Just a tip: When a court officer tells you, you can pay your fine by testing bed sheets and condoms in his private "lab," there's a pretty good chance he's not on the up and up. (heraldonline.com)

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