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Rosie Huntington Whiteley's Nipple Will Not Be Ignored

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

There seems to be a pattern here. Rosie's nipple refuses to be ignored (like we'd try to ignore it).

Not only is Rosie Huntington Whiteley a Victoria's Secret model, she also does work for Agent Provocateur. In fact, she was in one of their tantalizing videos. So how could anyone forget about Rosie? That would just be embarrassing.

· Victoria Secret Model Rose Huntington Whiteley See Though Dress And Nipple Peek (taxidrivermovie.com)

God's Hand, Coming To A Boob Near You

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

If you thought the Victoria's Secret Miraculous Push-up Bra was the hot new titty tamer on the market, then you should check this out. It's God's Hand on your breasts.

When it comes down to it, you have a choice: you can either have a push-up bra that claws at your boobs and digs into your shoulders, or you can divinely augment the mirth of your bust with the pillowy rapture of our Lord. It's completely your choice.

· Props to Conrad for pointing this out to us, and also to Violet Blue: the "hand of god" bra (tinynibbles.com)

Victoria's Secret's Miraculous Bra Makes Boob Jobs Obsolete

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Back in the day, a push up bra could give you an extra cup size—if that. Those days are long gone, though. Victoria's Secret's new Miraculous bra adds an extra two cup sizes...who needs a boob job?

(Well, presumably people who want to retain the enhancement after the bra's off...but whatever, right?)

· If You're A DD Cup, Victoria's Secret Will Make You A G Cup (adrants.com)

Primetime Panty Pageant Returns To New York

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Can you believe they play the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on CBS? Sideboob and all?

After four years, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is returning to New York. It may not exactly be high art, but at least there are gorgeous women wearing wings and little else. Let's all look at pictures from last year's show and remind ourselves how bizarre it is that Victoria's Secret dominates the luxury underwear market in this country.

Photos via Style IT (styleitonline.com)

Victoria's Secret Hits The Beach

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:30:05 EST

Sure, it's almost winter here in New York (and in many other places, for that matter), but why should that stop Victoria's Secret from hitting the beach for an all-bikini photo shoot? On the one hand, we're jealous of the models and their fun in the sun. On the other hand, just looking at these girls is making us feel a little warmer... well, at least in one party of our body, anyway. Photos after the jump.

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· Photo Source: Bauer-Griffin Online (bauergriffinonline.com)

At The Victoria's Secret Lingerie Parade

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:35:16 EDT

Wait, someone had a lingerie parade and we weren't invited? (See, if someone had put this on our new calendar this wouldn't have happened!) OK, so it would have been a little difficult to get all the way to Melbourne just to watch a bunch of insanely hot Victoria's Secret models walk around in their underwear, but a little notice still would have been nice—after all, we've probably gone through more trouble for less reward at some point in our lives. At least we were able to find these photos of the event, which are almost as good as actually being there. (Humor us, OK?) See for yourself after the jump.

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Speaking of bras, woman in South Carolina...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:24:29 EDT

Speaking of bras, woman in South Carolina is suing Victoria's Secret because she claims that a "bra malfunction" cost her a job, a future modeling career, and left her body scarred. Yet another reason to only dress yourself exclusively in cured meats ... (wyff4.com)

Supermodels Reveal Victoria's Secret (Again)

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:18:59 EST

Victoria's Secret held their annual super special holiday fashion show this week—and everyone came! (Except us of course, because we weren't actually invited. Something about "cease and desist"?) Yes, it was recorded for a TV show that will air next month, but you can watch the whole the whole right now. How? Just go to all the blogs that have posted a gigantic photo gallery of the event. Print out everyone of the the dozens of pictures available onto big glossy paper, and then flip through them at 24 frames-per-second and it will be just like seeing it live. By the way, we're all for getting creative in the lingerie department, but if someone tried to come into our bedroom wearing something like this ... well, they couldn't. Because they could never get through the front door.

· The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007: Galleries @ hollywoodtuna.com, theblemish.com, + egotastic.com

Some folks in Phoenix say that Victoria's...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:38:18 EDT

Some folks in Phoenix say that Victoria's Secret's outdoor ads are pornographic, to which we respond, "Duh." And don't get them started on the plush dress up dolls, to which we respond, "No comment." (eastvalleytribune.com + philly.com)

Six Victoria's Secret models appear in a...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:29:05 EDT

Six Victoria's Secret models appear in a special spread in Vanity Fair, yet for some reason they aren't wearing any underwear! What kind of crazy sales pitch is that? (bastardly.com)