Swaptastic Shenanigans & Penny Flame In "Wife Switch 8"

DCypher — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Pink Visual drops their newest "Wife Switch: this week. With both girls giving us a lesbian tease, then two couples going at it at the same time, it's like tripling the amount of hardcore in every single scene!

We couldn't be happier with the results—well, short of being invited into the juicy action. "Wife Switch 8" features ten couples who are all (ahem) totally brand new to the art of swapping, trying out the swinger thing for the very first time! Okay, we don't buy it either, but we're willing to go along for the ride. That's why it's called suspension of disbelief, right?

The very first scene brought memories flooding back to us. Alex Sanders, Mark Zane, Monica Mayhem, and long lost Penny Flame (of VH1 fame) all get crazy in a four way pile up that is as impressive as it is mesmerizing to watch. Our favorite new Huffington Post blogger shines like a diamond as the meat to this crazy sex sandwich (not to mention the instigator) chowing down on Monica Mayhem's juice box before pairing off with her new lover's boyfriend. The scene delivers a punch, with Mark Zane keeping the heat on.

The rest of the movie, including the scenes with Alex Star, Jay Lassiter, Mackenzie Star, Velicity Von, Anthony Rosano, Justin Magnum, Kayla Carrera, Sara Jessie, Jessica Bangkok, Joey Brass, Kylee Reese, and Scott Lyons, are just as interesting to watch. But the second scene of the show caught our attention just a little more—by about four extra inches in length and three extra inches around.

Claire Dames, Friday, Lee Stone, and the legendary Sledge Hammer put on a show that we could not look away from. Seriously, it was like mixing porn with Cirque De Soleil, minus the clowns and the tight wire. The scene featured acrobatics, heavy lifting, contortionists, sword swallowing, partner exchanging, and death defying acts of cunt stuffing! C'est tres magnifique!

"Wife Switch 8" releases this week from Pink Visual and Blue Moon Productions. Check out this mega ultra super gallery! It's swaptastic!

Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"

DCypher — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:10:36 EDT

Remember that guy in high school who drove a kickass car and got laid more often in one weekend than you did by the time you were halfway through college? Jules Jordan is still that guy—and unlike that douchebag in high school, he genuinely cares about you getting a little action of your own as well. This is why he's released the latest installment of his POV series "Tunnel Vision": he might actually get to fuck ridiculously hot porn babes like Lela Star, Sunny Lane, Lacey Duvalle, Nadia Styles, Sara Stone, Tia Tanaka, Velicity Von, and Veronica Lynn, but the rest of us get to see what it looked like! It's even better than that "Wish You Were Here" postcard he sent us last year from Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup!

With intentions so selfless we're certain it won't be long before he's knighted by the Queen of England or handed the Nobel Peace prize or invited to bang Angelina Jolie at the United Nations headquarters for his service to humankind. Maybe if we're all lucky he'll give us a virtual ride in the Bentley of us one of these days too ...

· "Tunnel Vision 3" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Fleshbot: straight, velicity von

Swaptastic Shenanigans & Penny Flame In "Wife Switch 8"

Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"