<![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, vegans]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, vegans]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/vegans http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/vegans <![CDATA[ Remember that vegan strip club that opened...]]> Remember that vegan strip club that opened like six weeks ago in Portland? Yeah, it's up for sale on Craigslist already. Serious buyers only, of course, because Craigslist is where serious businessmen go to buy serious businesses. (craigslist, via Gawker, via rivercitykitty.com)

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<![CDATA[Vegan Strip Clubs Are Serious Business]]> The strip club steak dinner special is such a time-honored "manly man" tradition, that it never really seemed necessary to create something like a vegan strip club. Plus, no one really goes to those places to eat. But one hardcore vegan business owner has made that dream a reality at the Casa Diablo in Oregon, the world's animal-free strip joint. ("The only meat is on the pole!") The local news media could not be more thrilled, since it gives bored beat reporters the perfect opportunity to create an audition tape to be the next "Daily Show" correspondent. We just can't decide what's funnier: The stone-faced anchorman warning viewers to stay away from the upcoming objectionable content or his co-workers milking that salacious content for cheap ratings and cheaper jokes? We're going to head over to Burger King and chew on it some more.

· Customers Find All Skin, No Meat At Vegan Strip Club - KPTV Portland (kptv.com)
· "Boobs With a Side of Soy" (wweek.com)

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<![CDATA[ A recent study in New Zealand identifies...]]> A recent study in New Zealand identifies vegansexuals as those who reject sex with meat eaters because their bodies are made up of dead things, much in the same way as certain liberals will reject having sex with Republicans. We know that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, but we're not so sure the idea that orally pleasuring a carnivore is like tongue-fucking a graveyard will catch on. (stuff.co.nz)

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<![CDATA[The Veg Sex Shop has re-opened as The Sensual...]]> The Veg Sex Shop has re-opened as The Sensual Vegan, offering environmentally-friendly, phthalate- and animal- free sex toys and lubes. Have the most ethical orgasm of your life! Bonus: Use the coupon code "FLESHBOT" and get 10% of your orders for the month of July! (thesensualvegan.com)

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