Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 13:53:26 EST

Lists make excellent fodder for easy end-of-the-year posts, in much the same way that a celebrity nipple or embarrassing bikini malfunctions makes for easy rest-of-the-year posts. (You don't know what it's like sitting around on a slow news day begging for someone like Sharon Stone to forget her sense of decency for a moment until you've walked a mile in our shoes.) But if famous people didn't periodically lose their minds and do something naughty, all of our lives would be a lot less boring. It's true that some of the folks on this list of our favorite celebrity moments of 2007 have even been know to make movies or albums on occasion, but generally those aren't nearly as entertaining.

Check out some of the moments that kept our jobs interesting this year after the jump.

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10

Not Meg White
Sometimes the best sex scandals are the ones that aren't true. Did White Stripes rhythm section Meg White really bang some college student in his dorm and let him film it? Does it even matter?

9

Britney's Downward Spiral, Stage 3
So ... um ... yeah ... that happened. Moving on ...

8

Hayden's Barely Legal Year
Another hot young babe had her "it's no longer creepy" party, to be followed next year by her "whatever happened to?" fiesta (i.e., her 19th birthday).

7

Everybody's Preggers!
Salma. Christina. Halle. Jessica. J-Love. Jaime-Lynn? (No comment on that one.) Everyone seems to have forgone the sexy on-camera Hollywood screwing for the private, baby-making kind. On the plus side, bigger boobs are always nice.

6

Anything Sienna Miller Does. Ever.
Seriously, we're not sure if this gal even owns a shirt, much less knows how to wear one, but we're just glad that her dedication to the cause of the celebrity nudity is so strong and vital.

5

Amy Fisher Understands A Good Press Event
Step aside, all you amateur scandalebrities: let a real tabloid veteran show you how it's done!

4

Natalie Portman's Ass
Better in theory than in iPod-quality practice, but any chance to see Ms. Portman sans culottes is a chance we're never going to pass up.

3

Kim Kardashian: Superstar?
The Paris Hilton "famous for being famous while having sex" phenomenon comes full circle, as her former sidekick parlays her fame by association into a TV show, a Playboy shoot and the worst Vivid video of all time. But at least she's not shy.

2

Vanessa Hudgens' Graduation Gift
Even gay men agree: don't send your high school musical boyfriend full-frontal nudie pics unless you're absolutely sure he can be trusted to not share them with ~~all his friends~~ Planet Earth. (P.S. You can't.)

1

Vanessa and Nick's Excellent Adventure
While they are not the biggest names on this list, the Mexican hot tub dance between pseudo-celebrities Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo was quite possibly our biggest story of the year. We hope that had more to do with the revelation of Vanessa's generous bush than Nick's pained o-face, but the moral, as always, is that watching famous people do dirty things is a terrific way to pass the time.

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Honorable Mention: Sharon Stone's Outrageous Cameltoe, Marisa Tomei Wakes The Dead, and Mr. Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes Of 2007

Celebrity Full Frontal Watch™: Vanessa Minnillo's Vacation Outtakes

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:15:56 EDT

Hey, remember all the fun we had with Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey's vacation photos awhile back? Two somewhat famous people getting down and dirty in an outdoor hot tub is always good for a few laughs. But when all was said and done, what did we really see besides some blurry tan lines and Nick Lachey's O-face? Well, time heals all wounds and invasion of privacy lawsuits apparently, because some Spanish-language magazine somewhere in the world decided to stop caring about all those legal threats and publish the non-censored pictures of Vanessa's unshaved glory. Still a bit blurry, but we think you get the gist of the story. Now all you need is a whirlpool and you're practically the social equal of a former boy band member. Hooray!

· ~~Vanessa Minnillo Uncensored Nude Pics Are Finally Out (toxicmagazine.com)~~
Update: Site is borked, but pics also spotted here and here (thenipslip.com + boobieblog.com - thanks Niklas!)

Previously: Vanessa Minnillo And Nick Lachey Really Enjoyed Their Hot Tub

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Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Celebrity Full Frontal Watch™: Vanessa Minnillo's Vacation Outtakes