I am loving the Europorn lately because there is a refreshing lack of anyone saying "Muah" in it.

Not only that, but "6 Sluts in Uniform Take It Up the Ass" also really speaks to what I'm thinking now. High-heeled baton-licking prison guard? Recently on my mind. Cowgirl? Check. Nurse? Always.

But Readers, it's not so much the uniforms as the fact they are dispatched with, or at least folds of which parted, to allow access. And not just to the ass, but everywhere.

Again, I can't understand what everyone is saying, but I don't need to now that I know that, somewhere in the world, "6 Sluts in Uniform Take It Up the Ass."

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Frisk Me

Studio: Heartcore Films
Director: Madison Young
Cast: Madison Young, Satine Phoenix, Syd Blakovich, Malia Mojado, Raina DeGrey, Mickey Mod, Maestro, Tyler Knight, James Mogul

If "1984" were a million times sexier and set in San Francisco, it would look something like "Frisk Me." In this movie, Madison Young invokes security guards, criminals, the police, the TSA, and Big Brother surveillance in an effort to show the undercurrent of sexual control and voyeurism present in institutions designed to protect us. These may be lofty goals for a porno, but what's wrong with that? Also, there is sex.

The first vignette involves Syd Blakovich and Satine Phoenix getting ready for a heist, dolled-up like Bonnie and Clyde. Then, because getting dressed makes them horny, they have sex. If this seems like a tangent breaking-off from the exploration of Orwellian sexuality, it is, but it's the only one in the film. Furthermore, Syd Blakovich gets eaten out on a piano, and you discover that the female orgasm produces the same dark notes as a Rachmaninoff piece.

Save for that one private romp, every sexual act is designed to blur the lines between dominance and submission, or voyeur and exhibitionist. In the following scene, Syd and Satine tie a bank guard, Mickey Mod, to a chair and try to extract the vault's combination from him. While it looks like Syd has total control—punching and slapping the guard as she pleases—it's unclear who really has the upper hand. After all, Mickey has knowledge the girls need, and for every number he gives out, he's treated to a blowjob, anal sex, and/or Satine fucking herself with his nightstick (which is just a fancy word for a dildo).

Next, newcomer Malia Mojado stirs cake batter with an enormous, pink vibrator. Naturally, Big Brother (played by James Mogul) is watching from an undisclosed location, so Malia says, "If you're always watching me, I'm going to give you a show." As she ravages herself with her 2-in-1 cookware, Big Brother becomes noticeably uncomfortable, and yet he continues to watch. Does he do it because he has to, or because he wants to? More importantly, which of those scenarios is hotter?

The most intense scene has Raina DeGrey, an anxious traveler late for her flight, in the clutches of Maestro, the TSA agent with a no-nonsense attitude. In the course of normal security procedures, Maestro discovers that Raina is wearing nothing but revealing underwear and fishnet stockings under her trench coat. In addition, her carry-on bag contains the following: dildos, dildos in plastic bags, vibrators, black latex gloves, a couple pieces of clothing, and lube. Unfortunately, she has more than 3 ounces of lubricant, so Maestro has to fuck her brains out. Those are the rules.

As harsh as it may sound, it's not surprising to hear a TSA employee addressed in the same manner a submissive would respond to his or her dominator. It's practically the same lexicon of quiet respect and obedience you see at use in airports. It's barely noticeable as Maestro narrates his reason for mouthfucking Raina, stating, "this is my main searching device, this is how I find things."

Finally, in what could've been a much darker scene, Madison Young seduces a cop on the beat with her free spirit, love of art, and penchant for penis. Tyler Knight is undoubtedly the nicest cop I've ever seen; he even bothers to 69 with a girl he was seconds away from fining. If it weren't for the uniform, this scene would be devoid of questions of power, as both Madison and Tyler just seem excited to be fucking. They have chemistry that completely equalizes them as sexual partners, and that alone is worth watching.

On the other hand, maybe you're not into "feminist porn" that undermines the ideals of both Larry Flynt and Andrea Dworkin. Maybe you're not a paranoid liberal who thinks the government is out to—literally—fuck us. That's ok! You'll still enjoy "Frisk Me." The actors are hot, they practice safe sex (with real condoms and everything!), and everybody has a good time. Just watch it (or they'll watch you).

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Nurses Sandra and Alicyn start by sucking and playing with one and other's plump breasts, before going south for some pink stink fun. The Dr. can't resist and pulls out his main tool for polishing.

We here at Fleshbot hope to be your main tool for years to come.

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Sure, we've drooled over our fair share of eBay items before here on Fleshbot, but our collective glands are working overtime today after peeping this rather astounding one-of-a-kind collection of goodies related to Playboy's legendary 1970 "Big Bunny" DC-9 aircraft. Described in press materials at the time of its inaugural flight as "Hef's sky-high hutch" and "a floating bachelor pad", the "Big Bunny" was the ultimate in sexy jet-set fabulosity ... and now you have a chance to own the actual fiberglass panels from the original model of Hef's private quarters on the plane as well as a pile of ephemera related to the project (even if you'll have to go to London to pick them up if you're the lucky high bidder). As far as we're concerned, though, all those prototype stewardess uniforms would be worth the reserve price alone for the chance to make all our grooviest flight attendant cosplay parties something really special.

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Previously: The Playboy Legacy Collection: Classic Boobs For The Ages, Flesh Flicks: Another Serving Of Orgy Stew(ardesses), Wet Spots: Flying The Friendly Skies, "The Stewardesses: 3D"