That was the moment when adult film actress Lie Lani lectured Mr. Stern, his employees (including well-known lexicographer "Will The Farter"), and the literally thousands of paid subscribers who have exclusive access to his satellite radio show on the process of cuckolding, thereby introducing the entire modern world to this previously obscure fetish that had never before been discussed in a public forum. Unfortunately, not everyone on planet Earth was tuned into that historic moment, but Ms. Lani's employer, Kick Ass Pictures, has helpfully recreated the moment in our favorite press release of the week.

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New York, NY - Tuesday the word "cuckold" officially became part of modern popular culture when it was discussed by Howard Stern and his crew on his morning radio show.

The occasion was porn star Lie Lani being on the show to plug Kick Ass Pictures, for whom she's shot four movies. To earn the plug, the sexy starlet had to endure a 60-second gas blast on her face by Will the Farter. After that feat, talk turned to the movies she had done, in particular a scene for the upcoming Cum Eating Cuckolds (street date Sep. 18).

"Cuckold? What's that?" asked Stern. He said he had heard of the term bukkake before, but had never heard of cuckold.

Lie Lani explained that - at least in the Kick Ass version - a cuckold is a humiliated husband who watches his wife have sex with a black man. "He cums in me," she explained, "and then my husband has to eat the black man's cum."

Loud groans from Stern and everyone in the studio followed the explanation.

"I can't believe there's a term for that!" commented Stern show producer Gary Dell'Abate.

"So that's what cuckold means!" said Robin Quivers.

"And this actor you worked with, he ate the black man's cum?" Stern asked dubiously.

Lie Lani affirmed that he was very into it, prompting incredulous "Wows" from both Stern and Quivers.

Lie Lani's full Cum Eating Cuckolds scene can be viewed in advance of the DVD release on www.kickass.com as today's video update. Her previous DVD appearances include Prep School Princess and Barefoot Confidential 47. Her Kick Ass bio page can be found at:

www.dvds.kickass.com/girl.php?id=903

Kick Ass Pictures is headquartered in Glendale, California and is the only porn company in the world to guarantee all natural breasts, no condoms, and all-naked sex.

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Previously: This Week In Bad Press Releases Archive

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While we are looking forward to Joe Gallant's upcoming "The Skin Trade" and Carlos Batts' "Voluptuous Life" on the label, we do wonder why Adam & Eve west coast subsidiary Bad Seed is hitching its wagon to the likes of "J Ho", "Lindsay HoHand", and most recently, "Is Long Dong Black Kong", a trio of movies that answer the question "Does working in porn make us retarded?"

(So you know, the writer of the press release, the producer, and the director are the same person.)

Is Long Dong Black Kong Too Shocking? (HOLLYWOOD, CA) The interracial sex series Long Dong Black Kong makes a splashy debut August 14th from Bad Seed/X-Play and already the very thought of this title is being called offensive by some. A letter posted on a prominent adult industry website stated that "it is insulting, degrading and I would honestly rather be called a nigger, that way I know where I stand with your company." "We knew we were creating something that was a bit shocking, but we thought it was going to be strictly from the fact that little white girls were getting screwed by massively large black dicks in living color," stated the series' director Will Ryder. While dirty interracial sex is nothing new to the adult entertainment industry, it is in the way that these sweet innocent girls engage in sex under the rather daring and apparently shocking movie title that leads to such racist conclusions. The very words Long Dong Black Kong is forging visions of King Kong which apparently is enough for some to pull the race card but the movie's producers don't see it that way. "I never once thought about that until a girlfriend of mine pointed it out to me after she mentioned the title to her very shocked mother during a discussion," stated the movie's co-producer Jeff Mullen. "I have met some scum bag racists over the years and we are not one of them. This is a very nicely produced interracial hardcore sex series and if we've pushed somebody's buttons then so be it, but we didn't intentionally go out to hurt anyone's feelings," Mullen offered. "The message about Long Dong Black Kong should be that black is beautiful baby," Ryder added. "Maybe we should have called the movie that instead, but Long Dong Black Kong just sounds so much better." The debut edition stars Emily Evermore, Veronique Vega, Bree Olson, Kissy Kapri, and Leah Luv in nasty action with Long Dong Black Kong in some spectacular, dirty sex positions. The movie does open up with a mention that in the 1950s Brown versus the Board of Education paved the way for blacks and whites to integrate, but nobody thought that black guys would be banging while girls like this. "This is not a racist series by any stretch of the imagination. It is shocking and graphic but most good porn is. We're not living back in the 1950s during the era of the Board of Education", Mullen concluded.

You know, if the last line had been "We're not living back in the 1980s during the era of Megatron", all would be forgiven.

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Previously: TWIBPR Archive

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We debated about how we should frame this feature. Should we take names and URLs out? In this case, since pruning those things from the press release would be too much goddamn work and because, we reasoned, the client should not suffer double jeopardy by losing both precious Internet traffic and also money by not having his gibbon write his press releases, we decided to present the work in its entirety.

Hot Girls and Kung Fu!

Just when you thought you've seen it all, along comes Hot Girls and Kung Fu in a website called Girls Gone Climbing (www.GirlsGoneClimbing.com). The newest site from webmaster Johnny Martinez, combines both martial arts clips and sexy female photos along with games, videos, cartoons and much more.

With thousands of photos of sexy women both uploaded from Johnny and his visitors, their are not enough hours in the day to go through the ever increasing gallery. To top it all off if you need a break from that you can take a look at some of the greatest martial arts scenes ever made!

"I combined two things that I enjoy and it appears that lot's of other surfers do too! Last week Girls Gone Climbing.com was even discussed on Sirius Satellite Radio by Jason Ellis on the Faction channel! Well not so much discussed, it was more like: 'Oh my God! Oh my God!' Then a lot of expletives and sexual innuendos haha" said Johnny via a conference call. "It started out as a hobby and now the website is taking off quicker then I ever imagined. It's taken on a life of its own and I add new items everyday."

"Some days I add pictures of hot girls, funny videos, entertaining online games or a combo of them all. I've even started a weird photos area called 'WTF Is That?' which is becoming very popular because every photo makes you think: What the F Is That??! It's become a really fun site that people love and they keep coming back because they find new stuff every day to make them laugh or forget about the stress in life!"

When asked how the name Girls Gone Climbing actually started and what it has to do with rating photos of women, his answer was one of the funniest and strangest we have ever heard.

"A year ago I partnered with a friend on my first social networking website called InnerDrama.com. It's like MySpace.com but for fans of celebrity news and gossip but he flaked out. A little bit later he wanted to do a social network for rock climbing fans...then he decided a rock climbing site for girls. It was a flop and he flaked a second time but I kept the domain. Months later I was using it as a test site for some photo rating software but people liked it and I took it from there. So now "Girls Gone Climbing" literally means "girls trying to climb to the top of the ratings with their photos." The site I was preparing for was a photo rating site for ugly women but I haven't gotten back to it yet. When I do, you're welcome to submit your mom's photo!" said Johnny.

May God have mercy on your soul.

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Previously: Movies We Know Will Suck Dept.: "Lindsay HoHand"