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Tia Tanaka Loves Her Job

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

There's an old saying: love what you do, and you'll never work a day in your life. Someone must have impressed that upon Tia Tanaka at a very early age—because she's definitely doing something she loves.

Coincidentally, watching Tia Tanaka get her freak on happens to be what we love...and it's also what we get paid to do...so we guess we're not really "working," either. Isn't it wonderful when things work out for everyone like that?

· Buy "The Contractor 2" (gamelink.com)

“I Love Asians 10” Opens More Than Our Chakras

DCypher — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Silky Asian sex goddess Avena Lee ensnared us years ago with the wonders of her pink snapping dragon & her eloquent pussy control, spreading her incurable brand of yellow fever one movie at a time.

Since then, we've kept an eager eye out for any porn featuring her.

Lucky for us, then, that New Sensations has put her at the top of the list, and on the front of the box, for their latest stereotype-enabling, all Asian sextravaganza "I Love Asians 10"—which also showcases such dolls as Leili Koshi, Shai Lee, Mya Luanna, Yumi, Katsuni, Keeani Lei, Kaiya Lynn, Tia Tanaka, Kayme Kai, Tomo Paradise, Lana Violet, and London Keys.

What can we say about this exquisite garden of yellow skinned delight? Only a true asiaphile can understand what it means to really catch yellow fever, the sweetest life long affliction, and have it change everything that you love forever and ever. If we have to stop and explain to you why it's just too easy to fall in love when we see their silky skin, jet black straight hair, tiny smiles, lithe bodies, brown nipples, and steaming hot gashes, chances are you've missed the point altogether. That's okay though—it just leaves more for us to love.

"I Love Asians 10" drops this week from New Sensations. Praise Buddha!

· Buy "I Love Asians 10" (gamelink.com)
· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Porn Compilations Are Your Future

Gram Ponante — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century.

New Sensations' "I Love 100th Edition," a 4-disc set containing 12 hours of scenes from Jenny Hendrix to Bree Olson to Shawna Lenee to Tia Tanaka to Ashlynn Brooke to Cassandra Calogera to Lorena Sanchez (and about 25 more names you'd recognize) underlines the opinion that, in the end, it is not stars but quantity of flesh that will help porn survive the economic downturn.

(Of course, the other opinion is that it is only the occasional emergence of someone with star quality that keeps porn afloat. It might be a little of both.)

In any case, this DVD set is a testament to the power of the quantity platform, and I have chosen to include pictures of weirdly-placed feet in addition to a large gallery. Enjoy!

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· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "I Love 100th Edition" (gamelink.com)

Itty Bitty Titties: Top Ten Small Boob Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST

Our love of small boobs is quite well documented. Yet somehow, even with all the praise we've lavished on the members of the itty bitty titty committee, we've never really done them justice. By which we mean: we've never done a video roundup completely, totally devoted to hot, hardcore small boobs action. But small boobs fans can rejoice, because today is that day. From Stoya to Sasha Grey, Lana Croft to Aurora Snow, we've rounded up our very favorite small boobed wonders... and found super hot sex clips of them, too. What more could you want?

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Jenna Haze (pornhub.com)

Aurora Snow (pornhub.com)

Brianna Love (pornhub.com)

Karlie Montana and Nyomie Marcella (pornhub.com)

Sasha Grey (pornhub.com)

Stoya (digitalplayground.com)

Charlie Laine (pornhub.com)

Lana Croft (pornhub.com)

Tia Tanaka and Nyomi Zen (pornhub.com)

Katsumi (pornhub.com)

Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"

DCypher — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:10:36 EDT

Remember that guy in high school who drove a kickass car and got laid more often in one weekend than you did by the time you were halfway through college? Jules Jordan is still that guy—and unlike that douchebag in high school, he genuinely cares about you getting a little action of your own as well. This is why he's released the latest installment of his POV series "Tunnel Vision": he might actually get to fuck ridiculously hot porn babes like Lela Star, Sunny Lane, Lacey Duvalle, Nadia Styles, Sara Stone, Tia Tanaka, Velicity Von, and Veronica Lynn, but the rest of us get to see what it looked like! It's even better than that "Wish You Were Here" postcard he sent us last year from Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup!

With intentions so selfless we're certain it won't be long before he's knighted by the Queen of England or handed the Nobel Peace prize or invited to bang Angelina Jolie at the United Nations headquarters for his service to humankind. Maybe if we're all lucky he'll give us a virtual ride in the Bentley of us one of these days too ...

· "Tunnel Vision 3" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

TanakaPorn of the Moment: "Tease Me Then Please Me #5"

Gram Ponante — Sat, 05 May 2007 00:06:39 EDT

You know the drill: "Horny little sluts take you to the point of no return". Tia Tanaka, it is whispered, is no longer in the adult business, so this collection of vignettes serves as a kind of soapy time machine, weaning us off Tanaka slowly with pornhumous doses of the star beloved of discerning directors like David Aaron Clark and Michael Stefano. Unlike Tupac, however, Tanaka is still alive, and we still might have the opportunity to bump into her on the street.

"Remember when you de-lathered yourself in that shower with that hose, Formerly Tia Tanaka?" we'll ask, and we'll all laugh and laugh. "No, seriously - us next." - GP

· Buy "Tease Me Then Please Me #5" (gamelink.com)
· Red Light District (rlddistribution.com)
· Tia Tanaka on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: Scrapbook: Tia Tanaka, Porn Of The Moment Archive