Remembering The Glory Days Of The Boob Tube

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:55:45 EDT

If you are as ~~old~~ eternally youthful as we are, then you remember when television was just three channels and the best you could hope for when it came to boobies was a swimming pool catfight on "Dynasty." TV had to be a lot more creative back then and so did viewers looking for any kind of jiggly bouncy fun. Do you have any idea what it was like to rely on "Three's Company" for your dose of wild sexual hijinks? Then along came cable and the next thing you know TBS is showing "Sex and the City" reruns and Cinemax has stopped showing Shannon Tweed movies because they aren't scandalous enough. The point is that you are spoiled brats with your 24-hour internet fuckfests—and that this list of the 50 sexiest TV shows of all time makes us weep with horny teenage nostalgia. Check out this all-too brief clip from our personal favorite, "Red Shoe Diaries," and maybe someday you'll understand the value of good soft core nakedness.

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· Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time: Part One! (mrskin.com)

True Beat Generation: Fappin' To The Oldies

Fleshbot — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:20:25 EDT

Do you remember those days before the interweb was your go-to masturbation destination? Yeah, we don't either ... but apparently some people do, and they've even started a blog about it:

Before the Internet, before streaming video, before Astroglide, there was only us. And our hands. These are the heroic tales of a struggle for self-pleasure in an inhospitable world. A world of pesky siblings, spotty cable reception, and dog-eared Victoria's Secret catalogues.

It's an entertaining read so far, and we're looking forward to many more tales of sneaking into our parents' bedroom while they were away to watch Swedish Erotica videocasettes on their Betamax, trying to catch a glimpse of nip on MTV circa 1984, and furtively jerking off to scrambled cable transmissions on the Spice Channel. (Oops, we forgot we're not supposed to remember all that. But we've heard tell.)

· True Beat Generation (truebeatgeneration.blogspot.com, via Gawker)

Fleshbot: straight, the way we were

Remembering The Glory Days Of The Boob Tube

True Beat Generation: Fappin' To The Oldies