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One Night In "Bangkok Suckee Fuckee"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Just look at some of these April Flores-lite women with vaginas like bagels and you will no longer protest that you get your kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

The amount of times I was referred to as "Joe," "G.I. Joe," "Joe College," and "America's Beloved Porn Journalist" on my trip to Bangkok made me comfortable with the idea that "Suckee Fuckee" is not some pat slur but instead an earnest invitation to connect via fellatio and fornication with tiny natives.

"I'll take some Murray Head," I said, but they did not understand.

The women in this collection have a very omnisexual, predatory look, as if only a well-considered business decision kept them from becoming trannies. I, for one, applaud this decision.

Porn Without Borders: "Fresh Off The Boat 2"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

For me, "fresh off the boat" conjures images of Wu Tang Clan disembarking the Staten Island Ferry. That is why the eager, sullen, exotically shaved lovelies of this movie appeal to my mail order bride fantasies.

And "fantasy" is the right word, because none of "Fresh Off The Boat 2" was filmed in the United States. Furthermore, there is some evidence to suggest that these prostitutes and/or AV Girls from Japan, Thailand, Colombia, and Brazil have never set a stilettoed heel on a boat.

Grams, you might say, does this mean that producers of this event are lying, that we don't get to sample the naive immigrant experience?

No, Grasshopper. It means that these postmodernist auteurs have turned the FOtB paradign on its head.

So it is you, the viewer, that is himself (let's face it, your girlfriend shouldn't know) fresh off the boat (2) in this situation, padding through unfamiliar terrain in search of women who have never heard of Tera Patrick (or Biohazard), don't know Chatsworth's zip code, and couldn't care less who was at the FAME Awards.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Fresh Off the Boat 2" (gamelink.com)

We'll Take Ours Thai Style

Evelyn Leigh — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:30:01 EDT

The internet may be a democratizing force—but that doesn't mean that all countries are equally represented in the world of online sex tapes. You know what we don't see enough of? Thai porn.

True, Thailand may not be the first country that comes to mind when you think of hot and heavy amateur fucking... but we think this video will help to change that perception. It's certainly gotten us wondering what other international amateur action we're missing out on. Getting kinky in Kabul? Doing it in Delhi? Eating out in Ethiopia? We know you're out there... and we're ready to see what you've got to offer.

· Thai couple fucking (xtube.com)

Xiao Yun's Arousing Fundraising

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:50:19 EDT

A few weeks ago we told you the story of a young Chinese woman who started posting scantily clad pictures of herself online to raise money for earthquake relief. Well, it seems that Xiao Yun's charitable work has garnered more attention than she originally intended, or at least a different type of attention: police in Thailand have been monitoring her picture posting (for strictly professional reasons, of course) and it seems they're trying to make sure that none of her charity passes over into Thai web space, where risqué material is strictly verboten.

So what kind of photos would put the Thai police force on high alert? After the jump, a gallery of some of Xiao Yun's saucier photos. (OK, so they're nothing we'd happen to consider calling out the authorities for. But then, we're not living in Thailand, are we?

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· "Thai police keep a close eye on nude Chinese fundraiser" (earthtimes.org - thanks AJ)

What happens in Thailand really stays in...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:55:53 EDT

What happens in Thailand really stays in Thailand—because if you try to film it for a porn movie, you are definitely going to jail (and you might be considered a "gang member" too.) See, the best thing about filming in the Valley is that your odds of ending up in a Southeast Asian prison are remarkably low. (pattayadailynews.com, via avn.com)

The Adventures Of Captain Outrageous: Ladyboys Ho!

Jonnobot — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:39:13 EDT

As exotic as it might sound, the life of a Thailand-based photographer who specializes in taking pictures of cute ladyboys isn't that much different from that of erotic photographers anywhere: like many of his colleagues, Captain Outrageous has to deal with occasionally temperamental models and shooting porn in less than ideal circumstances. Unlike many of his colleagues, however, the good Captain sometimes finds himself sponsoring boob jobs for his models too: "Three and a half! In each case I have paid up for someone I cared about ... The half, by the way, was for a ladyboy who only had 50 percent of the cost of the operation. I told her she would look silly with one tit, so I gave her the balance as a birthday present." (Given the prevalence of boob jobs in the non-ladyboy glamour model population, though, maybe the Captain's unique brand of charity isn't so different either.)

· The Third Sex (blog @ third-sex.org)
· Interview: Captain Outrageous, Ladyboy Photographer (seymourtotti.com)
· Captain Outrageous (paysite @ captain-outrageous.com)

Hoping to promote safer sex for those too...

Lux Nightmare — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:07:29 EDT

Hoping to promote safer sex for those too shy to buy at the drugstore, a Thai bank has started handing out condoms to their customers. Well, that's one way of protecting your assets. (reuters.com)

Eight students from the University of Nebraska...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:51:45 EDT

Eight students from the University of Nebraska at Kearny took an overseas study trip to Bangkok's red light district for a sociology class. We believe the class is called "Best Field Trip Ever." (kearneyhub.com)

"Love Me Long Time": Sex Tourists In Thailand

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:06:36 EDT

Thailand has become synonymous with crazy vacations where English-speaking tourists can find anything and everything under the sexual sun, but a lot of men who make the journey find something even wilder than they could have imagined—like a girlfriend or even a wife. This interesting mini-documentary about the tropical paradise looks at gents who get more from the nation's famous "bar girls" than a one-night stand. These ladies offer a companion, a travel partner, and in some cases a mate for life, while the guys offer loving attention and financial support (i.e.. a potential way out of the seedy bars and nightclubs.) Oh, and there's the sex, too, but that's just a bonus. Some dudes even chuck their lives back home for a new one on the beach, but you'll only have to give up half an hour to see the video. Check it out before you find some one to love you a very long time (and maybe break your heart.)

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· Love Me Long Time - Sex Tourism in Thailand (Google Video)

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Previously: An Ode To Thailand's Sexual Past (And Present)

An Ode To Thailand's Sexual Past (And Present)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:53:18 EDT

Most residents of the beautiful country of Thailand probably aren't thrilled by notion that their country has become synonymous with wild, barely legal sexual licentiousness. Then again, it's not like we pulled their name out of a hat and declared it to be the new Sodom; in fact, according to this article from their own English language newspaper The Nation, Thailand's reputation for sexy women with loose morals dates back over three centuries.

No finer an expert than Christoph Carl Fernberger von Egenberg (you remember him) declared that the women of the region were "excessively lewd" all the way back in the 1600s. Ever since then, horny sailors and soldiers have never lacked for a friendly brothel while in port—even the pandas know how to have fun. Of course, the porn industry has never had trouble playing up this slatternly attitude either, so here's our little mini-tribute to the not-so-mysterious allure of this great nation. Just don't call us for bail money when your next vacation hits a little "snag."

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Thai Models/Pornstars:

· Lily Koh (lilykoh.org)

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· Lily Thai (nsgalleries.com)

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· Luci Thai (video gallery @ porn-sky.com)
· Rosy Rocket (rosyrocket.com)

Thai-Themed Websites:

· Fuck My Thai Pussy (fuckmythaipussy.com)

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· ONLY THAI TEENS ( onlythaiteens.com)

· Thailand TravelSexGuide (travelsexguide.tv)

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· "History's wanton women" (nationmultimedia.com, via asiansexgazette.com)
· Thai Porn is not what you think it means (conanstevens.com)
Thumbnail via Club Thaichix (paysite preview @ thaichix.com)

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Previously: Popshots of the Week: Tokyo And Bangkok Edition, See Lai, Meet Sai-Tai Tiger

Popshots of the Week: Tokyo And Bangkok Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:12:07 EDT

While we do take issue with Asia-centric porn outlet Third World Media's choice of name, which makes sense only to, say, Douglas MacArthur, we are delighted with these images from the sets of recent movies, each shot on location in Japan and Thailand. Maybe the company name was lost in translation...

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TWM's models tend to be just a little pornier than models we usually encounter from these countries, which helps us get over the culture shock a little. We just wish there were some tentacles.

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This woman's coccyx is facing Bangkok. Go ahead: Google that sentence.

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At Fleshbot West, we have named this woman Circa-2003 Belladonna Without The Gap Between Her Front Teeth (C3BWTGBHT or "Mandy" for short). The sumi-e brushstrokes are a lot less unwieldy than the English translation is.

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Finally, this is Isabella. "What part of Thailand is Isabella from?" I asked.

"No," I was told, "We also shoot a line in Brazil."

"Is she a tranny?"/"She's not a tranny."

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Porn Valley Dispatch: Your Week in Porn Fracases

Gram Ponante — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:30:48 EDT

We have no idea whether Mercury is in retrograde this month, but we do know that Tera Patrick and Lucy Lee, who is a former contract performer for Tera's company Teravision, got in a spat so close to the famous corner of Hollywood and Vine last week prior to the XRCO Awards that it is a wonder both weren't scooped up by passing Hollywood talent scouts and made major stars.

Meanwhile, halfway across the world in Thailand, porn director John T. Bone and associates were busted by police for having instruments of pornography and the intent to use them.

Read more about the porn world seeming sordid all of a sudden after the gap. - GP

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Lee and Patrick, former friends who fell out, resulting in Lee's dismissal from the company, encountered each other outside Hollywood's Forbidden City night club, where Tera was about to host an awards show.

Lee claims Patrick's company still owes her money, and that her non-compete agreement prohibited her from working. Non-compete agreements in any industry are terrifically difficult to enforce, but the porn world is strange, and it is possible that Tera's reputation alone was enough to keep Lee from working. In the wake of the scrape, performer Nikki Benz also said Tera treated her poorly.

Lee and Patrick had a shouting match which led to a mutual tossing of drinks, which may or may not be copyright infringement. Sources say Lee was the first to toss a drink.

Teravision issued a statement today denying wrongdoing.

We disagree with the allegations that Ms. Lee is owed money, and we certainly disagree with her fabrications as to what took place at the awards show. If Ms. Lee believes she is owned money, the proper way to address that would be to call our offices. She has never raised any such issues in the past- it is interesting, and questionable that she chooses to do so now in the press, on the heels of Ms. Benz's unfounded allegations. It is unfortunate that these two have seemingly "paired up" to try and spread a negative smear campaign- we are not sure what their motivation may be, but we have no doubt that soon we will learn where their intentions are.

Meanwhile, in Thailand, John Bowen, aka porn director John T. Bone, was arrested along with Kyle Mark Micgram, a director for Hustler, in Pattaya City. The pair had set up a studio in an apartment where police found images of the Buddha in every corner, which they allege would be seen "in every frame" of porn movies the pair would make.

The police further allege that Bone and Micgram used prostitutes and "katueys" (transvestites or transsexuals) in the creation of the films and an accompanying website.

Bowen argued that he was not the only person in Thailand doing what he was arrested for, but the police didn't consider that sufficient reason to let him go. Bowen's website says that "rumors of my incarceration are are (sic) greatly exaggerated".

· Tera Patrick (clubtera.com)
· John T. Bone (johntbone.com)
· Lucy Lee on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Morning Wood: Gisele Bundchen Helps Us Rise Again

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:30:25 EDT

· These pictures of Gisele Bundchen are a bit dated, but are honestly about as hot as she's ever looked. Is it actually possible to underestimate a supermodel? (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Here's another completely ~~fascinating~~ useless and made up porn statistic: "Every second, approximately 28,258 Internet users are viewing pornography." We can't be the only ones who think that's shockingly low. (cnn.com)

· Slate takes a tour of Bangkok's more, uh ... adventurous entertainments. Like ping pong acts that don't involve a net. (Or even ping pong balls, apparently.) (slate.com)

· "Real" newspapers discover Joanna Angel and try to wrap their heads around altporn. Aren't they cute? (Gawker)

· A pregnant woman is accused of selling herself online for sex, with the husband serving as her pimp. "I have not heard of this before," says a police spokeswoman, who must be new around here. (canada.com)

· France's wackiest politician says kids should not get free condoms in school—they should masturbate instead. That's not the worst piece of advice ever, but let's try to think outside the box, okay? (news.com.au)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives