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"I Love Big Butts 6" Packs All Star Cast Ass

DCypher — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

"I Love Big Butts 6" spans an epic 5 hours in 12 scenes on 2 discs in their quest to be number 1 on the charts. Add that up in numerology and you get 8, which is the date this month this show releases. Spooky, huh?

We're not entirely certain what that portends, but one thing we do feel safe predicting is that fans of the big ass genre have plenty to love about this release.

Naomi, Tia Sweets, Ava Rose, Lorena Sanchez, Riley, Richelle Ryan, Nikki Kane, Sunny Lane, Jessica Lynn, Alexis Texas, Sarah Vandella, and Kirra Lynne comprise the cast of this master tribute to phat ass goodness—so pretty much any way you slice it, you're going to find something that you love.

We were particularly amused by Tia Sweets's gorgeous young bubble, as was her partner Mr. Pete, judging from the shit eating grin emblazoned across his grill.

The rest of the cast is hot and in their prime, including a fresh faced, blond Ava Rose, the early Naomi with her magical anal wiggle, ripe and ready Alexis "Goddamn!" Texas, and fresh off the bus Sunny Lane. Pound for pound, this may be the best the series has to offer to date.

"I Love Big Butts 6" comes out on the 8th—but you can live Sir Mixalot's dream right now by checking out our sneak cheek gallery.

Buy "I Love Big Butts #6" (gamelink.com)

New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Buy "I Love Big Butts #6" (gamelink.com)

New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Everything's Bigger In Texas: Sheyla Hershey Inflates Her Boobs... Again

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:30:01 EST

Why, hello again, Sheyla Hershey! Your massive boobs sure are looking great—we're glad to hear you finally found a doctor willing to pump them up to a 38KKK.

We're pretty sure your record for biggest implants is secure... at least until some sort of future technology enables women to have giant inflatable roboboobs. And if you find those massive mammaries make it hard for you to get around... we'll be happy to happy to give you a shoulder to lean on.

· Texas Woman Breaks Implant Record (nypost.com)

1st And Ten, Do It Again

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Taking your girlfriend up to the rocks overlooking the football stadium is an excellent ~~cheap~~ date, but just remember that if you can see into the stadium, everyone in the stadium can see you too. (YouTube, via Deadspin)

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Three years ago, the Houston police confiscated...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:34:09 EDT

Three years ago, the Houston police confiscated $50,000 worth of toys from a local sex shop and now that the charges have been dropped and they want their property back ... all the evidence has mysteriously gone missing. If only there was someone you could turn to when your things get stolen! (chron.com + avn.com)

Sheyla Hershey holds the Guinness Book of...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:57:54 EDT

Sheyla Hershey holds the Guinness Book of Brazilian World Records (whatever that means) for the largest chest (in the Brazilian World?) But that's not enough! She wants to up the size of her FFF cup implants, but can't find a doctor or legal code willing to pump that much silicone into her body. Not even in Texas! We thought they did everything bigger down there! (myfoxhouston.com)

An airplane sign company has been prohibited...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:58:11 EDT

An airplane sign company has been prohibited from flying a banner ad for Vibrator.com over South Padre Island, Texas. Because, you know, the last thing drunk college students should be thinking about while they're on spring break is sex. (xbiz.com)

An attempt to charge Texas strip club patrons...

Jonnobot — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:07:20 EDT

An attempt to charge Texas strip club patrons an additional five bucks that would go towards state sexual assault support services and health care for the poor was struck down this week as unconstitutional. Which is fine as far as we're concerned: we're all for helping victims, but when that five bucks could also mean one more surreptitious grope while we're shoving a bill down someone's g-string we totally have to draw the line somewhere. Times are tough enough these days for us too, you know? (avn.com)

A crack team of airline security experts...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:05:23 EDT

A crack team of airline security experts forced a woman in Texas to remove her nipple piercings before being allowed to board a flight. Her lawyer says, "The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon," but obviously she's never checked Kate Moss on an ice cold January morning. (news.yahoo.com - thanks Dave)

Citizens of the Lone Star State, don't start...

Jonnobot — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:53:58 EST

Citizens of the Lone Star State, don't start wielding those pocket pussies with impunity just yet: conservative legislators in Texas are challenging the recent court ruling that overturned the ban on genital-shaped sex toys, saying that it will "'invite ... challenges to previously-uncontroversial criminal prohibitions' on sexual practices such as 'consensual adult incest or bigamy'". We'd totally have more to say on the subject, but our wives (who also happen to be our first cousins) are nagging us to take out the garbage now. (slate.com)

Texas Sex Toy Ban Overturned

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:16:58 EST

It's definitely going to be a happy Valentine's Day for the good horny people of Texas: the Lone Star State's infamous sex toy ban has finally been overturned. After years of needless meddling in people's sex lives, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the ban — which made it a crime to sell sex toys shaped like human genitalia — was in violation of the 14th Amendment, also known as the right to privacy.

Interestingly enough, Mississippi and Alabama are also within the jurisdiction of the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, so we'll be interested to see how this ruling affects the former's groundbreaking investigative journalism.

· "Court overturns Texas sex toys ban" (businessweek.com)

Texas strip clubs are fighting over a new...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:27:53 EST

Texas strip clubs are fighting over a new law that forces them to charge a $5 entrance fee to every customer. "You can only charge so much to the customer before they will go (to) Bennigans." Ain't that the truth! That place is delicious! (chron.com)

Dallas suburbanites fight for the right to...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:22:48 EST

Dallas suburbanites fight for the right to turn their living rooms into wet, hot orgy dens. Do you really think a Texan could throw a small, quiet sex party? (dallasnews.com)

Portable DVD players (and the porn they broadcast)...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:46:49 EST

Portable DVD players (and the porn they broadcast) are amazing, but it's probably best if you don't watch them while you're driving. Or drinking and driving. Actually, just stay away from cars altogether, please. (star-telegram.com)

Deep In The Heart Of Lone Star Pornutopia

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:15:26 EST

We've been remiss in not mentioning that the Lone Star Pornutopia has once again descended upon Houston, and the ladies of porn are out in force to meet their fans. You can still catch the show, which runs through Saturday, for a mere $20. (Steal!) While the event definitely pales in comparison to AVN's annual Vegas lovefest, when you consider that it's Texas, where dildos still exist in a murky haze of semi-legality things aren't too shabby. Plus, this year's organizers have added the First Annual Houston Adult Entertainment Hall Of Fame Awards, which by law must be presented by a Tera. (Wray, in this instance.) - CW

· Lone Star Pornutopia 2007 (lonestarpornutopia.com)
· Photos via Morbid Thoughts (Flickr)

Previously: Lone Star Pornutopia 2006, The Dildo Diaries

The sleepy suburb of Duncanville, Texas,...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:20:22 EST

The sleepy suburb of Duncanville, Texas, does not like all those suburbanites sleeping with each other—especially, when they do it in groups of about 200 or so. Hey, we're all for the swinging, but that's an awful lot of swaps to keep track of, isn't it? (cbs11tv.com)

Morning Wood: Ugly American Alert

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 May 2007 11:43:27 EDT

· Nell McAndrew celebrates the end of the European football (sorry, soccer) season with a patriotic bikini show. You know, the sport really is more exciting than we Americans want to admit. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

· Speaking of cultural differences, another American tourist ruins it for the rest of us by wandering around Germany naked and acting like he didn't know any better. Wow, we really can be obnoxious, can't we? (iol.co.za)

· "Disciplined" firefighters were "tied up" but still managed to "whip" the blaze into submission after a bondage parlor catches fire. Someone at that newspaper had a fun day at work. (theage.com.au)

· Are we crazy or are the new girls dishing about pubic hair in their very first week? We knew with a name like Jezebel that they had to be a little bit dirty. (Just don't muscle in on our turf!) (Jezebel)

· Conservatives think the porn industry is in bed with the MPAA. They'd probably find that amusing, if this story hadn't been given a NC-17 rating. (avn.com)

· Can working at a sex shop in Texas really get you registered as a sex offender? Only if you're doing it right, apparently. (familybadge.org)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives