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Digital Playground Provides The Ultimate Back To School With "Teachers"

DCypher — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

At long last the wait is over...almost...sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title "Teachers" and nothing will ever be the same again...we promise you.

It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Evan Stone
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Stoya, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Mick Blue
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Mick Blue
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, and James Deen
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, and James Deen
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, and James Deen
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, and Ben English
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Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, and Ben English
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Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, and Ben English
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Lisa Ann and Scott Nails
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Lisa Ann and Scott Nails
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Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Erik Everhard
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Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Erik Everhard
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Angelina Armani and Mick Blue
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Angelina Armani and Mick Blue
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Stoya, Jenna Haze, and Evan Stone
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Stoya, Jenna Haze, and Evan Stone
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Hot For Teacher: Top Ten Sexy Teacher Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

We wish our high school teachers had been this hot. We would have been a lot more psyched about being sent to detention if these women were the ones we had to answer to.

Armed with high heels, thick-framed glasses and an air of authority, these women are every sexy stereotype we've ever fantasized about. No wonder kids today have a higher failure rate in school. It sure can't be Shakespeare that they're daydreaming about.

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Sexy teacher strips in classroom! (youtube.com)

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school sex - teacher vs. janitor —hot sugardaddy (youtube.com)

Sexy Teacher (youtube.com)

Teacher's Pet Gets Naked Treat (youtube.com)

Teacher Strips Off In front of shocked Class! (youtube.com)

Hot For Teacher: Teacher Accidentally Sends Students Home With Porn

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Talk about headlines ripped from our fantasies: a California teacher is in hot water after a DVD she created for her students was discovered to contain footage of her masturbating.

(Of course, in our fantasy, all the students are of legal age, and after the footage is discovered, everyone has a big orgy. Why can't real life be more like that?)

· Teacher sends kids home with sex tape of herself (metro.co.uk)

A school in Georgia has finally figured...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:30:05 EDT

A school in Georgia has finally figured out a solution to the problem of teachers having sex with students—they've started having sex with each other. On school grounds. While class is in session. See, problem solved! (wrdw.com, image via sinfulteachers.com, via askjolene.com)

It's really sad that the people who do some...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:05:30 EDT

It's really sad that the people who do some of society's most important jobs usually get paid so little for their efforts—like this summertime prostitute who has to work as a teacher nine months of the year just to pay the bills! Can't we vote in more pay raises for our sex workers? (kare11.com; thumb of hardworking sex teacher Charlie James via naughtyamerica.com, via Ask Jolene)

Higher Learning: Top Ten Classroom Sex Videos

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:20:09 EDT

In case you haven't been reading the news over the past ... oh, say, decade or so, there seems to be an epidemic in this country of teachers getting it on with their students. In the real world it's the wrong thing to do, but that's why we spend as much time as we can in the porn world—you know, where all teens are have at least celebrated their 18th birthday, all school rooms are private and locked, and every student will do whatever it takes to improve his or her grade. So if you feel like cracking those books and earning some extra credit, don't go running to your homeroom tutor—just have a look at our sexy class time video round up after the jump. (And yes, you will be tested on this.)

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Missy Monroe in "The Da Vinci Load" (Megarotic)

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Big girl after school (Megarotic)

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Student fucks driving instructor (PornHub)

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Blonde schoolgirl fucks her teacher (PornHub)

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Cheerleader blowjob (RedTube)

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Lesbian teacher and student (Megarotic)

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Stoya, Brianna Love & Manuel Ferrara in "Cheerleaders" (Megarotic)

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Girl Art Class (Megarotic)

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Dani Woodward - Bookworm Bitches (Megarotic)

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Japanese Classroom Adventure (RedTube)

An Australian teacher was fired for this...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:26:28 EDT

An Australian teacher was fired for this tasteful—but (sorta) nude—photo and a story about her sex life in a woman's magazine. Hey, at least there's one teacher who you know for a fact is not sleeping with her students. (livenews.com)

Flesh Flicks: Male Teachers Need Love Too

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:15:37 EDT

We hope no one feels we were being sexist during yesterday's in-class fuck session. We wouldn't want readers to get the impression that only female teachers give extra-curricular lessons to their students. Hot college girls want good grades too, and it's a well-known fact—in the Pornoverse anyway—that they'll do anything to get them. (Even if it takes a while to negotiate the transaction. Be patient.) Or is it really just that male teachers are just as slutty as male students are? The point is that no matter which gender you or your instructor happen to be, anybody can be inappropriate now then. Just make sure you have a classroom with sturdy desks.

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· Big tits at school (XXXUploads)

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Flesh Flicks: Still Hot For Teacher

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:15:04 EDT

We can't be sure of the exact circumstances of each case involving sexual relationships between teachers and students that we seem to encounter every time we check the news these days, but maybe some of them start exactly like this one. A few muscleheaded jocks get held back for 10-12 years, a hot teacher keeps them after school for a round table discussion of that day's reading material, and the next thing you know ... gangbang! It's true that group learning has its advantages, but if this is what that No (30-Something) Student Left Behind thing is all about, we should have a talk with our school board.

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· Sex With a Teacher (PornoTube)

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Wet Spots: Trying To Get Sent To The Office

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 19:20:04 EDT

· We're struggling to find new words to describe babes like Patricia Manterola. We guess the old ones like "hot," "smoking," and "boobalicious" will have to do. (latenightpictures.com)

· An elementary school principal gets caught on tape having sex with two different teachers and the parents got a copy of the DVD. Finally, a school sex scandal we can get behind! (wbbm780.com)

· Can you judge a sex book by its cover? Of course you can. (bookslut.com, via sexuality.about.com)

· Headline of the week: "King beats off Italian panty challenge". We don't think that needs an explanation, do you? (thelocal.se, via Fark)

· More letter to the editor goodness: "There is no need to go into detail and explain how to give or receive any type of sexual act." Well, we don't read newspapers for the news. (uwaterloo.ca)

· Geez, can't a church put up a few billboards with people having sex on them without a bunch of goody-goodys getting bent out of shape? (firstcoastnews.com)

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Wet Spots: Rest In Peeps

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:00:48 EDT

· Finally, a respectful tribute to Anna Nicole Smith. We always sort of knew that sculpture were the only thing marshmallow Peeps are good for. (intuitionkitchenproductions.com, via Boing Boing)

· Sunsilk model Aishika Chand is half Indian, halh Nepalese ... and looks totally great with no clothes on. (bollyrock.com)

· If you didn't make it to Las Vegas for the AVN Awards Show (or fell asleep during it), it's finally being broadcast on Playboy TV tonight. Spoiler Alert!: "Corruption" wins everything. (avn.com)

· This columnist says that trying to block online porn is like "playing a game of 'Whac-a-Mole'", which ironically enough, is also what happens after you find it. (mcall.com)

· In order to prove their value to the economy, Florida nudists will start paying for everything using only $2 bills. Of course, that doesn't change the fact that they still have nowhere to carry them. (wftv.com)

· McDonald's makes the mistake of letting anyone with an internet connection ask them a question about their business. Still no answer as to what's in the "Special Sauce." (theregister.co.uk)

· Meanwhile, another male teacher in Florida is busted for showing the full monty in ... "The Full Monty." It's not like he had a choice—it is right there in the title. (nbc-2.com)

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