Cause it doesn't look like any kind of sex that we've ever had, or even seen in porn (and trust us, we've seen a lot of weird stuff in porn).

· Sexxxxxxxxxx On The Beach (animalnewyork.com)

We don't know about you, but our recent taste of springlike weather has left us ready to leave winter behind, get back in the sun and back on the beach—and these babes are even more confirmation that fun in the sun is the only way to go. Of course, we still have a ways to go before the beach weather arrives... maybe we can make do with fun in the tanning bed?

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Lizie (youngpornhomevideo.com)

Angelique Leclair (4realcash.com)

Kristina (ddfcash.com)

Mary Ellen (incrediblecontent.com)

Aneta Keys (babeliciousbabes.com)

Kamelia (smallboobsbeauties.com)

Malvi (sultrygalleries.com)

Pheg (legalteenlust.com)

Celene (littlethumbs.com)

Nakita Kash (twistys.net)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

It's the last day of May and we couldn't resist one more celebratory wank to send National Masturbation Month out in style. It's been quite a ride, hasn't it? Remember all those good times we had ... alone in our room, with no one to hold on to but ourselves. That's why we like to think of the girl in this webcam session as a symbol of all you. It's a little known secret, but we usually fantasize about our readership during our most intimate moments and almost all of you do, in fact, look like young Brazilian women with deep tan lines. (In our heads, anyway.) We'll keep this image with us as we suffer through these next 11 grueling months without self-reflection. Oh who are we kidding? This is a year-long celebration and it's a pretty good bet that everyone will be "honoring" it 365 days a year. Wait, isn't 2008 a leap year? Bonus!

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· Brazilian Webcam masturbation (Shufuni)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Despite our obvious and oft-stated difficulties with their nation's official language—again with the Portuguese?—we continue to be inundated with the online antics of the gorgeous ladies of Brazil. However, we think that our discovery of Sexy Clube (which we choose to pronounce with a long u and a ridiculous foreign accent) will either completely solve our problem or drive us further into madness. Navigating the website without a translating dictionary is sort of like stumbling around in the dark, only every time you put your hand out you grab a boob, or sometimes a page which asks you for your credit card information. A mix of private pay-for content and quality free images, it sort of resembles the online versions of Maxim or FHM, but with more nudity, more tan lines, and more "bundinhas maravilhosas." (Also more pubic hair, which is ironic since their nation perfected the removal of it, but now seems to be the only one that has any left.) We'll get to the bottom of that mystery just as soon as those Hooked on Foreign Phonics tapes arrive.

· Sexy Clube (sexyclube.ig.com.br)
· Thumbnail star: Jane Viera

Previously: Meet Fani Pacheco: Big Brother (And Everyone Else) Is Watching, Cu-Cu: The Ass Blog, Porn of the Moment: "Big Brazilian Boobs", Hot Spanish (And Brazilian) TV Babes, Flesh Flicks: Vivi Fernandes Hardcore, Daniela On The Beach