· The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007: Galleries @ hollywoodtuna.com, theblemish.com, + egotastic.com

You'd be forgiven for thinking as we did that a backstage report from a Victoria's Secret fashion show would feature acres of (even more) exposed supermodel flesh and perky pink areolas peeking out of their fancy bras and lace corsets. But alas, the photographers who covered the event for the latest issue of the UK edition of GQ didn't have quite as generous all-access privileges as we might have hoped; some of the pictures show the models wearing even more clothes than they did on the catwalk. Still, let's not forget that when it comes to Victoria's Secret, being fully dressed for work is a relative term—so try not to be too upset when you don't end up seeing anything more of Adriana Lima or Gisele Bundchen than you would in a regular catalogue or thirty second TV commercial. For that, we guess you'll just have to wait for another fake sex tape to surface or something.

· "Photos of Victoria's Secret Models in June, 2007 GQ Magazine" (bastardly.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Gisele's Secret Is Out, Victoria's Secret Holiday Fashion Show, Victoria's Secret Video Time Capsule, Victoria's Secret Megapost, (Definitely Not The) Adriana Lima Sex Tape

If there's one thing we've learned here at Fleshbot over the years, it's that if something sounds too good to be true it probably is (er, isn't). So we didn't even have to click on over to this video clip when a reader sent us this link to a forum post purporting to contain an excerpt from an alleged sex tape starring Brazilian-born supermodel Adriana Lima to see if it was the real thing or not. While she does bear a slight resemblance to Adriana if you happen to squint really hard, the model's eyebrows, cheap wristwatch, and lack of navel piercing give her away as an imposter—and honestly, does anyone really think that a self-professed virgin would record her deflowering while wearing a pair of knee-high fuck-me boots while a creepy guy in black socks looks on from the sidelines, much less allow the special event to be capped off with a rather messy and uncomfortable-looking facial cumshot? The real Adriana might be inexperienced when it comes to sex, but we seriously doubt she'd be as naive as all that. (We also hate to believe there are still folks out there who are naive enough to believe that there's a Britney Spears sex tape floating around out there on the interwebs as well, but that's the subject of another post entirely.)

· "IS THIS THE ADRIANA LIMA SEX TAPE?" (nastyboards.com - thanks Andy)

Previously: Adriana Lima: 100 Sexiest Bodies, Adriana Lima Nipple Slip