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Power Girls: Your XXX Superheroes (And Villains)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

You may be all caught up in the buzz around the imminent debut of "Iron Man 2"—but we're much more interested in the superheroic antics of Television X's Power Girls.

Featuring a team of scantily clad, sexed up supermen and women, "Power Girls" offers the geekery (and cheesy effects) of your favorite comic books, mixed with the hardcore sexy (and cheesy effects) of your favorite porn. Really, people—could you ask for much more?

If you're feeling in need of some extra convincing, take a peek at this preview of episode 2, in which Rush (Lolly Badcock) and Bedbug (Clarke Kent) team up to defeat a horde of red robots...and then team up to, well, you know. Superheroes haven't been this sexy since Joel Schumacher put nipples on Batman.

· Power Girls (televisionx.com)

"Batman XXX - A Porn Parody" Vs. "Batman": A Comparison

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Vivid Entertainment is a bit late to capitalize on The Dark Knight. That said, it's never too late to parody the campy 1960s Batman with Adam West.

When you think about the kinds of villains that show used to have (The Clock King, The Black Widow, Nora Clavicle, someone named Fingers), it's kind of surprising how un-sexual the original show was. Though we're reluctant to admit it, maybe this is one parody that was meant to happen. Anyhow, we have the cast list, so only one question remains: how does the porny compare to the corny?

Batman
1960s Batman: Adam West
XXX Batman: Nick Manning

Robin
1960s Batman: Burt Ward
XXX Batman: Kris Slater

The Riddler
1960s Batman: Frank Gorshin
XXX Batman: Evan Stone

The Joker
1960s Batman: Cesar Romero
XXX Batman: Randy Spears

Batgirl
1960s Batman: Yvonne Craig
XXX Batman: Nicole Ray

Catwoman
1960s Batman: Julie Newmar
XXX Batman: Tori Black

· Vivid Entertainment (vivid.com)
· Axel Braun Completes Casting Vivid's 'Batman XXX' (business.avn.com)
· Dynamic Duo via Ass Titans (sexandcash.com)

Superheroes: They're Just Like Us!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:00:00 EDT

They hang out with topless girls! And read swank lad mags! Who knew that Batman was such a fan of ZOO? (Think he reads Fleshbot too?) (zootoday.com)

It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's... Topless Girl!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:30:01 EST

Bizarre has put together a tribute to comics, with covergirl Raven saving the city in her best latex gear. Between this and "Watchmen"'s rumored sex scenes, our inner geek is having a field day.

· Superheroine Special: Raven AKA Olivia Rabanal (bizarremag.com)
· Superheroine Special: Raven AKA Olivia Rabanal Video (bizarremag.com)

If Iron Man, The Hulk, Batman, Hellboy,...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:10:00 EDT

If Iron Man, The Hulk, Batman, Hellboy, Indiana Jones, Maxwell Smart, and Carrie Bradshaw can't satisfy your superhero fix this summer, here's one more thing that might help: 50 pictures of hot chicks dressed like Wonder Woman. Trust us, though—that "tie me up with your golden lasso!" pickup line never works. (bamkapow.com)

Topless Power Rangers: Still Go-Going Strong!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:10:15 EDT

The great thing about the internet is that nothing ever dies. (Or is that the worst thing?) This Power Ranger porn clip is almost as old as we are, and has certainly been featured in its fair share of "OMG, Japanese porn is so weird!!!11!" blog posts. But every time we come across it, it still manages to delight us nonetheless. So even if you've seen it before, watch the whole thing again because it just keeps getting better and better. Plus, is it really any more bizarre than the actual Power Rangers TV show, with its cheap fake dinosaurs and cardboard special effects? The Smurfs weren't your only childhood pals knew how to get kinky.

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· Moma Ranger (zappinternet.com - thanks Ariel!)

Spider-Man That Ho

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:46:02 EDT

This amateur video isn't that compelling from an erotic standpoint (needs more nudity!), but it did teach us the name of a new sexual practice that sounds amusing, but should never be attempted in real life, ever. (It's just plain rude.) The mask was a nice touch, though. (Click for video.)

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· "Spiderman That Hoe" (xTube.com)
· Spiderman (urbandictionary.com)

Nerdcore Chicks Not As Nerdy As You Might Hope

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:55:05 EST

Sure, the sexy heroines of the 2008 Nerdcore calendar are ready and willing to save the day when called upon, but will they know which superpowers to summon in order to do so? G4 TV crashed their recent signing party to ask the models themselves if they could identify the superhero they're supposed to be portraying. To be honest, this isn't exactly a fair test. We actually consider ourselves to be nerdy in all the right places, and even we couldn't tell who half these girls were to supposed to be. It's kinda hard to play name that superhero when they aren't wearing uniforms.

· G4 TV (g4tv.com)

Previously: Nerdcore Calendar 2008: Sexy (And Naked) Heroes And Villains

Cartoon Porn Goes Down On Your Childhood

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:04:48 EST

We see a lot of filthy, filthy stuff in our daily travels, but somehow nothing makes us feel dirtier than watching Fred cheat on Wilma with Betty Rubble. Or a Simpsons family gangbang. Or even some man-on-Spiderman fan fic. Even sweet little Kim Possible can't escape the clutches of pervy cartoon fans who love to draw your most beloved childhood icons in extremely compromising positions. The best part about animation is that anything goes and as you can see from this pen-and-ink inspired TGP gallery anything definitely goes when it comes to cartoon smut. Management is not responsible for the loss of your cherished memories.

· Cartoon Pussy (cartoon-pussy.com)

Previously: This Week In Japanese Porn Titles: "Cartoon Character Costume Rape", Hot 'Toon Babes By Alessandro Scacchia, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, Catt House Studios, More Hardcore 'Toons

Nerdcore Calendar 2008: Sexy (And Naked) Heroes And Villains

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:06:56 EDT

One of our favorite calendars from last year's onslaught of month-by-month sexiness is back and taking the geeky greatness to even loftier heights. Not only does photographer Cherie Roberts' latest Nerdcore Calendar highlight important 2008 dates like the release of Iron Man, the Comic-Con convention, and Jean Luc-Picard's birthday, it features 12 highly stylized photos of hot chicks performing superhuman feats of wonder and daring. In the nude, of course. Because anyone can save the day in a pair of tights, but let's see Superman leap a tall building without a stitch of spandex on. Check out our special preview gallery and you'll believe that babes can fly.

· 2008 Nerdcore Calendar (totallynerdcore.com)

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Previously: Revenge Of The Nerdcore Babes, Cherie Roberts/Nerdcore 2007 Calendar

Meet Laura Vandervoort, a.k.a. Supergirl,...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:00:11 EDT

Meet Laura Vandervoort, a.k.a. Supergirl, Kal-El's cousin from the far off planet of Canada. Yes, we think that's correct. (stuffmagazine.com)

Call us crazy, but it seems like bodypaint...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:00:10 EDT

Call us crazy, but it seems like bodypaint makes for a pretty lame superhero disguise. Any villain worth his salt with see right through that. (hisamichi58.blogspot.com, via easydreamer.blogspot.com)

Wet Spots: Two Lad Mags And Blender

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 19:55:26 EDT

· You can't not escape Danielle Lloyd's watchful gaze, but really, why would you want to? (americanidol2006blog.blogspot.com)

· Maxim, Stuff and Blender walk into a bar and get sold to a private equity firm, which proves that firm privates are still worth a lot of equity. (cnn.com)

· Prostitution may be legalized in Mexico City, so American gringos just might have an excuse to leave Tijuana. (time.com)

· A big lawsuit is asking who is really responsible for what happens to you on MySpace? We don't know why, but for some reason it feels like it's all President Nixon's fault. (xbiz.com)

· A former NFL player and his girlfriend go down for running a prostitution ring in Pittsburgh. We guess athletic cups just aren't as exciting as pimp cups. (thepittsburghchannel.com)

· Hugh Jackman and Jessica Alba have been voted the sexiest superheroes of all time. Whew! Now that that's settled we can finally get some sleep this weekend. (skynews.com.au)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives