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Great Moments In Porn, Volume Three: Oh, The Drama!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:30:04 EST

Conflict is at the heart of all good stories. (Or so we were told by an English teacher many moons ago.) In order to build dramatic tension, you should begin with two characters whose goals are in opposition and then pit them against each other in test a wills. If that fails, just have one the characters whip out her tits. Our final (for now) installment of this series examines the sometimes gentle, sometimes brutal interplay of words and desire, complete with bad puns. Up yours, Shakespeare.

· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: Great Moments In Porn, Volume One and Two

Great Moments In Porn, Volume Two: Who's A Bad Girl?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:25:15 EST

The Hollywood writer's strike is entering its third grueling day and the entire industry is slowly grinding to a halt. Talk shows have gone dark, reality shows are fumbling for ad-libbed one liners, and soon your favorite dramas will be breaking out the summer re-runs again. The only shows that will survive are those run by savvy producers who prepared for this word apocalypse by stockpiling old scripts in their emergency rain day story funds. To learn more about this technique look no further than Porn Valley, where using previously written storylines is pretty much the standard operating procedure. In part two, of our video porn writing seminar we look at the most reliable of all adult film scenarios—sweet young girls vs. dirty old men. We've got your work stoppage right here.

· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: Great Moments In Porn, Volume One

Great Moments In Porn, Volume One

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:02:59 EDT

Porn movies are not just about fucking. Seriously! There are adult film fans out there who actually care about things like character and plot development and witty dialogue—you know, that stuff that happens when the actors aren't yet naked—and there are wordsmiths in the industry who strive for cinematic as well as onanistic glory. It's a good thing too, because even with a potential writers' strike looming over Hollywood at this very moment, porn fans can take comfort in the fact that their movies will never lack for high quality, high concept ideas. Mostly because after decades of recycling the same tried-and-true formulas, porn scripts can practically write themselves. Observe as we take a look back at the moments you normally fast forward through and see what you've been missing.

· Video by Richard Blakeley