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Austrian Advertisers Will Show You Their Best Bits (The Dirty Ones!)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Most of the professional conferences we've attended have been dry, boring affairs: a lot of people droning on and patting themselves on the back, and absolutely no nudity. Oh, to be in Austria!

XIPAX.com is an Austria-based website for creatives in the ad industry—a place to show off their stuff, and get feedback from others. In America, the kick-off for this site would be just like any other promotion (boring). Not so much, in Austria. Riffing on the fact that "Show me yours and I'll show you mine" sounds, um, kinda dirty, the XIPAX team launched their site with a guerrilla promotion at the annual gala hosted by Creativ Club Austria. And by guerrilla, we mean naked. XIPAX team members got up on stage and took all their clothes off—and everyone thought it was awesome!

God, to be European.

· XIPAX (xipax.com, via AdRants)

A 22-year-old San Diegoan wants to auction...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:40:00 EDT

A 22-year-old San Diegoan wants to auction her virginity to pay for her college eduction. (She's going for a doctorate in marriage and family therapy.) Well, if it's one night in Reno vs. 10 years of student loan payments, that's a pretty tough call to make. (nydailynews.com)

One (Flaming) Hot Ass

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:30:16 EDT

We see a lot of crazy things in our line of work, but somehow the sight of a naked woman shooting fire out of her ass still has the power to astound and amaze us ... not to mention fill our heads with questions. Like how is this possible? Who is this woman? And what exactly did she have for lunch before this video shoot? Bonus points to anyone who can give us the answers. Clip after the jump.

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She has a hot Ass (redtube.com)

Can you really trademark the term NSFW?...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:39:43 EST

Can you really trademark the term NSFW? It doesn't really matter to us either way, because if you're reading this right now you've probably already been fired. (Valleywag)

If you were starting an all-woman political...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:16:57 EDT

If you were starting an all-woman political party and wanted to garner some new votes before an upcoming election, what would you do to gain attention? If you said "naked campaign posters", you just might be ready to join the Polish parliament. (telegraph.co.uk)

40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!

Fleshbot — Tue, 22 May 2007 12:59:33 EDT

As we prematurely lurch and stumble into the 2008 campaign season here in the United States, it's nice to know that in some parts of the world at least there are candidates for public office whose platforms we can support completely. So even though we're not entirely sure what she's running for (and wouldn't be able to vote even if we did since we let our Belgian voter registration lapse years ago), we're throwing our full endorsement behind NEE party senate candidate Tania Derveaux, who pledges to give her constituency a grand total of 40,000 blowjobs if she is elected. If nothing else, we have to admire her determination: she figures it will take her 500 days to make good on her promise at the rate of a jawbone-defying 80 blowjobs per day. A lofty goal to be sure, but we suppose if our own candidates are promising to clean up the mess in Iraq and sponsor a sweeping overhaul of our national health care system, anything is possible.

· NEE: "My name is Tania Derveaux ..." (nee-antwerpen.be)
· "The Carrot & The Stick" (alterati.com)

Previously: Wet Spots: Not Endorsed By Jenna Jameson, Wet Spots: Politics, Britney Spears Style, Presidential Pornstar Poll @ Adultcon Los Angeles, Al Goldstein For President!, Decision 2006: We Have A Winner, Decision 2006: The Great Babe Debate, Morning Wood: Hot Election Day Action, Don't Stroke! Vote!, BREAKING! Mary Carey: Out of the Running, Pornstar Political Roundup