Fleshbot: straight, stewardess

Coffee, Tea Or Orgy?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:45:58 EDT

The worst thing about air travel has to be the layovers. Being stuck in a dreary airport in an unfamiliar city with nothing but a carry-on bag and an overpriced Cinnabon outlet to sustain you is no way to go through life. Plus, you never get an explanation for the inevitable and massive delays. Sometimes, any information would be more helpful than not at all—even something as simple as "We'll be delayed while the captain screws his entire flight crew back at the hotel." It may not make sleeping on the airport floor and picking at your stale Cinnabon any more pleasant, but at least you know your plane is grounded for a good reason.

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· "mile high club?" (PornHub)

Flesh Flicks: Around The World

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:55:55 EDT

Being a flight attendant is hard work. There's long hours cramped up in flying metal tubes, serving (and eating) horrible food, interminable waits in boring airports. And worst of all, you can't be seen in public without your trademark hat and scarf. How else are dudes in every city you visit supposed to know that you're just passing through for the evening and need a place stay? Which leads to another difficult part of the job: all the sex. After all, you do have to live up to all those porn stereotypes about your profession. It's tough life—but just think of the money you save on airfare!

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· "asian stewaress" (Megarotic)

eBay Item(s) Of The Week: Playboy's "Big Bunny" DC-9

Fleshbot — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:52:37 EDT

Sure, we've drooled over our fair share of eBay items before here on Fleshbot, but our collective glands are working overtime today after peeping this rather astounding one-of-a-kind collection of goodies related to Playboy's legendary 1970 "Big Bunny" DC-9 aircraft. Described in press materials at the time of its inaugural flight as "Hef's sky-high hutch" and "a floating bachelor pad", the "Big Bunny" was the ultimate in sexy jet-set fabulosity ... and now you have a chance to own the actual fiberglass panels from the original model of Hef's private quarters on the plane as well as a pile of ephemera related to the project (even if you'll have to go to London to pick them up if you're the lucky high bidder). As far as we're concerned, though, all those prototype stewardess uniforms would be worth the reserve price alone for the chance to make all our grooviest flight attendant cosplay parties something really special.

· "RARE HUGH HEFFNER (sic) PLAYBOY DC-9 BIG BUNNY INTERIOR PROTOTYPE AND EPHEMERA" (ebay.com)

Previously: The Playboy Legacy Collection: Classic Boobs For The Ages, Flesh Flicks: Another Serving Of Orgy Stew(ardesses), Wet Spots: Flying The Friendly Skies, "The Stewardesses: 3D"