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Topless TV World Tour: Adriana Ugarte In Spain's "La Señora"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

We hear so much about the seductions of Spaniards, it's always nice to get a chance to see them in action. And on (Spanish) TV, no less...clearly, these are a people who really know how to live (and love).

· "La señora" (imdb.com)
· Adriana Ugarte in "La señora" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

At 080 Barcelona Fashion Show, Boobs Are Still In Fashion

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Hemlines go up and down, pants go from bootcut to wide leg to skinny—but no matter the whims of the style gods, one thing's always for sure: boobs never go out of fashion.
And boobs were definitely on display at yesterday's 080 Barcelona Fashion show, where—just as in previous years—haute couture met boob couture, and everyone left a little happier (or maybe that was just us). Below, a few of our favorite outfits from the show. Think there's any chance we'll be seeing these styles at American Apparel next fall?

In Pictures: Barcelona Fashion Show (monstersandcritics.com)
In Pictures: Barcelona Fashion Show (monstersandcritics.com)
In Pictures: Barcelona Fashion Show (monstersandcritics.com)

How To Survive The Summer Heat: Leave Your Clothes At Home

auryn — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

So it's 90 degrees out and you're running errands, drenched in sweat and miserable. Natalia Rocha has the right idea though. She forgets every stitch of her clothes at home and looks cool and comfortable on the streets of Spain.

It's a bit cooler here at Fleshbot today, but this little bit of exhibitionism has got us all hot and bothered. It seems like we might need to lose a few layers.

Natalia Rocha (dailypoa.com)
Natalia Rocha (dailypoa.com)
Natalia Rocha (dailypoa.com)
Natalia Rocha (dailypoa.com)
Natalia Rocha (dailypoa.com)
Natalia Rocha (dailypoa.com)

Nani: Our New Favorite Reality Star (Naked!)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Is Spanish reality TV better than its American counterpart—or is it just that the stars are much, much hotter? We'll let you mull over that question while you ogle Ms. Nani of "Gran Hermano."

If you ask us, the girl certainly has some "star power." Anyone know how we can get this "Gran Hermano" on our TiVo?

· Nani Naked for Interviu Mag (dailypoa.com)

Penelope Cruz's Broken, Topless Embrace

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Pedro Almodovar's "Los Abrazos Rotos" (or "Broken Embraces") won't be out in the States until this November—which explains why we hadn't heard of the "four-way tale of dangerous love" until this morning.

It is, however, currently in European theaters, which explains how we got this clip of Penelope Cruz—no doubt distraught by dangerous love—writhing around topless, walking around her apartment topless, and, well, just being topless. It may not be the first time that Penelope has stripped off for her art... but we're glad to see she's still every bit as dedicated to her craft.

· "Los Abrazos Rotos" (losabrazosrotos.com)
· Video Clips of Penelope Cruz and Kira Miro from Los Abrazos Rotos (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· "Los Abrazos Rotos" (wikipedia.org)

Madrid Goes All The Way At Spring Nipplefest Fashion Week

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EST

Perhaps inspired by (or maybe jealous of?) Sao Paulo's nipple-tastic June Fashion Week, Madrid turned up the heat at their own fashionstravaganza, with plenty of nipplage and even full-on boobage delightfully on display.

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· TETAS: Breasts Pictured Everywhere In Madrid Fashion (huffingtonpost.com)

Raquel Gomez Doesn't Have To Fake It

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Some models might be content to claim that they're "topless" or "naked" while cleverly hiding behind some strategically placed prop. Not Raquel Gomez: she's more than willing to bare her boobs for real.

Of course, after her time on Gran Hermano 10 (or Big Brother 10, to the non-Spanish speakers among you), we suppose Raquel's used to being watched... we're just glad she's putting that experience to such good use!

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· Raquel Gomez Naked in Intervui 12/08 (dailypoa.com)

If you've ever wanted to read about what...

Jonnobot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:55:32 EDT

If you've ever wanted to read about what it's like to get people to talk about their sex lives and then masturbate on camera, let "Barcelona Sex Project" director Erika Lust explain it all for you. (And if you'd rather just look at some on-set pictures of people talking about their sex lives and masturbating on camera ... well, we're pretty sure she can help you with that too.) (interview @ msnaughty.com, via thesexcarnival.com)

Spanish artist Jaime del Val makes his art...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:15:14 EDT

Spanish artist Jaime del Val makes his art by walking around Madrid with a camera strapped to his (exposed) penis and then projecting giant images of his member on the sides of building and churches. We guess that's as good a way to express yourself as any. (metro.co.uk, via nerve.com)

Meet Mr. Testis, the mascot of the San Fermin...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:05:38 EDT

Meet Mr. Testis, the mascot of the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain. (You know, the one where all the people get trampled by wild animals in the streets.) Thanks to some excess baggage he's carrying, however, at least this is one bull you'll be able to outrun. (Click for video.)

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· "Mr. Testis" (YouTube via machochip.com)

Did you attend the Barcelona International...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:20:00 EDT

Did you attend the Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival this weekend? Well, you were probably the only one, because the entire population of Spain was too busy watching their soccer team win the European Championships. (Or maybe people were just lost, because it was actually in Madrid?) (metro.co.uk)

Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival Goes To ... Madrid?

Richard X. — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:25:25 EDT

Heads up, international porn fans: the Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival (FICEB) will be taking place this weekend—though for reasons that are unclear to us, it will be held in Madrid. (¡Que loco!) Alas, with gas prices and airline tickets and the US dollar being what they are, we're going to be missing out on the fun ... and from the list of porn celebrities in attendance (Sylvia Saint! Nacho Vidal!) it looks like there's going to be a lot of fun. Anyone want to be our unofficial correspondent? We'll even send you a Fleshbot paint-by-numbers press badge that may or may not get you anywhere! (ficeb.com)

Hey PETA, we appreciate that you're doing...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:20:22 EDT

Hey PETA, we appreciate that you're doing your part to get the hot women of the world to take their clothes off. But maybe try to use a little less stabbing the next time, okay? (afp.google.com)

After an exhausting ten seconds of research...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:50:16 EDT

After an exhausting ten seconds of research we're still not sure who Magdalena Rouco is (apparently she's the niece of some cardinal?), or why her being topless is such a big deal. That said, we never say no to pictures of hot naked chicks... so hey, check out some hot pictures of Magdalena Rouco that were published in some Spanish magazine! (otomano.blogspot.com + interviu.es)

"Gran Hermano" is Spanish for "Big Brother,"...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:01:30 EST

"Gran Hermano" is Spanish for "Big Brother," which in English means a TV show where hot chicks become famous by getting naked. If you translate that back into Spanish you get Melania Querol topless. Pay attention, there will be a quiz on this later. (dailypoa.com)

This Wilma looks nothing like the most famous...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:01:37 EST

This Wilma looks nothing like the most famous Wilma of all time, Mrs. Flintstone. But if you want to imagine her wearing a necklace made of rocks, we suppose you're welcome to try. (dailypoa.com)

A Spanish gynecologist has been fined after...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:02:24 EST

A Spanish gynecologist has been fined after advising a patient who needed to "loosen up" to stick an aubergine in her hoo-hah. (That's an eggplant for you non-foodies.) We think we saw that girl on YouPorn! (typicallyspanish.com)

Ocutlos: A Photographic Salute To The Ass

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:31:25 EDT

Now this is the kind of art we can get behind. Artistic funhouse Fundación Canal in Madrid has just opened its newest exhibition, "Ocultus," which is nothing more than photographic showcase of butts. Asses. Cans. Bootys. If it's a human posterior and someone took a picture of it—and they should because it lasts longer—there's a good chance it might be featured in this show. It better be a good picture though, because the likes Henri Cartier-Bresson, Robert Mapplethorpe, Man Ray and many otros (we mean "others") are having their work displayed and they kinda know what they're doing. No matter how you choose to approach the human form, you gotta get up at the crack dawn and not let your rear guard down or else you might get bitten in the ... you know.

· Ocultos: Fundacion Canal (fundacioncanal.com, via Gridskipper)

Previously: Phat Bottomed Girls Make The Rockin' World Go Round, Asses Galore Megagallery: More Than Enough To Go Around, Cu-Cu: The Ass Blog

What's a Spanish handball team to do when...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:38:58 EDT

What's a Spanish handball team to do when they run out of money and need to finish their season. Naked locker room shots, of course! What their supporters do with their own hands is their business. (hitchaser.com)

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Barcelona Erotic Film Festival

Gram Ponante — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:10:11 EDT

Rocco Siffredi will debut the film dedicated to "his twin passions of sex and motorbikes", "Furious Fucker", the pan-sexual Nacho Vidal will be honored for his appearance in more than 1,500 porn films, and director Pierre Woodman will teach a master class in porn cinematography in a studio that participants can then use. The 15th annual Barcelona Film Festival, to be held October 3 through 7, promises to be an Iberian fleshpot. (We need to tell ourselves these things so the next time we go to an adult convention in Phoenix we can at least think, "It's different somewhere else.")

· Barcelona Erotic Film Fetival (ficeb.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive