This DVD is in our possession and we promise to document all the wild goings on therein. We will figure out what the deal is with the dude on the right and see why ur covergirl looks eerily like Tera Patrick on the back cover.

· Cine X Latino (cinexlatino.com)
· Watch "Out Of Control Travestis 2" (adultemart.com)

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· Argentina: (CFV = 80)
Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain , model

· Bolivia: (CFV = 40)
Raquel Welch, actress (Bolivian father)

· Brazil: (CFV = 75)
Gisele Bundchen, supermodel

· Chile: (CFV = 60)
Leonor Varela, Cleopatra look-alike

· Colombia: (CFV = 60)
Shakira, hip shaker

· Costa Rica: (CFV = 60)
Candice Michelle, WWE Diva, Playboy model, URL salesgirl, foot worshipee (Costa Rican decent)

· Cuba: (CFV = 50)
Vida Guerra, ass technician

· Dominican Republic: (CFV = 40)
Judy Reyes, fake nurse

· Ecuador: (CFV = 35)
Christina Aguilera, MILF-in-training (father born in Ecuador)

· El Salvador: (CFV = 35)
Christy Turlington, supermodel (mother from El Salvador)

· Guatemala: (CFV = 20)
Daphne Zuniga , friend to animals? (Guatemalan father)

· Honduras: (CFV = 25)
America Ferrera, ugly person (Honduran parents, actually much hotter than this)

· Mexico: (CFV = 70)
Sativa Rose, star of "I've Been Sodomized"

· Nicaragua: (CFV = 50)
Barbara Carrera, Bond girl

· Panama: (CFV = 45)
Ester Cordet, Miss October 1974

· Paraguay:(CFV = 30)
Cindy Taylor, TV host

· Peru: (CFV = 40)
Marina Mora, Miss Peru 2001

· Puerto Rico: (CFV = 60)
Vanessa Del Rio, distinguished porn veteran

· Spain*: (CFV = 80)
Penelope Cruz, actress (nudeactress.net)


(*Ed. note: Yes, we know Spain isn't in Latin America — but it was in the original list we based this post on. We also just wanted to include Penelope Cruz somehow.)

· Uruguay: (CFV = 45)
Natalia Oreiro, famous person (?)

· Venezuela: (CFV = 55)
Aida Yespica, hottie

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· The International Fuckability Hierarchy Index: (guanabee.com)

Every time we go searching around for more monthly flesh to gather, we end up flooded with a sea of .it domains and a lot of confused translations. Which makes it difficult to learn more about new friends like Keyla Espinoza here. We're only partially confident that she's not an Italian herself, but that's globalization for ya.

· Keyla Espinoza - Calendario 2008 (brightcove.tv)
· Keyla Espinoza per Formen
· Bonus: Calendario Jennipher Rodriguez 2008 (areaticino.com)

Our esteem'd colleagues at Xfanz took a look around the bustysphere (wish we'd thought of that word) this week and stumbled across the magnificently endowed Paraguayan powerhouse Romina Lopez, whose 43-31-42 measurements are sort of hard to miss. Yes, we did the math ourselves: since Romina's website is in Spanish, we had to see for ourselves whether a figure like 109-79 -107 cm was as impressive as it looks, although one peek at Romina's photos should've pretty much told us everything we needed to know. As for the rest of her website ... well, it's in Spanish, and we were too lazy to do any more translating aside from learning that she's from Paraguay and that each of her boobs weighs a whopping 2.4 kg. (That's nearly five and a half pounds, in case you were wondering. We had to convert that number too, but only because we wanted to know how much we should fill up these water balloons so we could better fantasize about how they'd feel slapping against our ... er, never mind.)

· "Busty Romina Lopez" (xfanz.com)
· Busty Romina Lopez (bustyrominalopez.com)
· Romina Lopez @ Big Boobs Alert (bigboobsalert.com)

Previously: Bravissimo: Big Bras For Big Boobs, Mammoth Mams: All The Boob News You Can Handle, Or Not, Jim Loves Tits (Almost As Much As We Do), Epic Porn of the Moment: "Juggernauts 7", Bustyful

OK, we didn't intentionally plan on turning this into an all-South American Friday, but when we started drooling all over the photos that popped up in our inbox of celebu-spokes-model Pamela David, how were we to know that she was actually Argentinean? With a name like that, she'd fit into any polite Midwestern suburb ... and a with body like that she'd fit right in on Page 3 too. Yet, she does indeed hail from Buenos Aires, where despite our previous ignorance she's been having a quite an effect on her countrymen. With a sultry video and a lot more pictures after the jump, you'll understand why we plan to keep her on our radar from here on out. Of course, we've got a lot of catching up to do first.

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· Pamela David (Dailymotion, via vidly.net)
· Pamela David in Interviu Magazine (dailypoa.com)
· Playboy + other photos (Flickr, via plancksconstant.org)
· More Pamela David Pictures (amuzensantics.com)
· Pamela David fansite (pameladavid.net)

Previously: FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007, Sophie Howard's "Bizarre" Behavior, Miss Australia "Nude" Scandal, Meet Imogen Gray: Taking Advantage Of The System, Meet Fani Pacheco: Big Brother (And Everyone Else) Is Watching, Louise Porter: From TV To Totty, In Search Of Sara Santos

Despite its tropical geography, we don't usually think of Colombia as a hotbed of glamour and swimsuit photography (alas, Brazil seems to get most of the attention as far as hot seminaked supermodels are concerned). Nor do we think of sexy models making sweet love to giant spiny lobsters as the sort of thing that usually turns us on, though of course it's totally cool if that happens to be your thing. But his physical location and choice of props were just two of the reasons why Bogota-based photographer Zuan Carre o Monsalve's portfolio was such a pleasant discovery this morning. As for the other things that caught our attention ... well, we think you won't have any problems figuring out what those are for yourself.

· Swimwear Photography in Colombia by Zuan Carre o Monsalve (zuanc.com, more here - via coolios.net + myhotbox.blogspot.com)

Previously: Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season, Off The Hook Bikinis, Malibu Strings Bikini Company, Beach Girls on Flickr, Celebrity Bikini Blowout