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MILF Fans Rejoice Smash's "Best of Cheating Housewives" Release

DCypher — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

When we think of some of our favorite MILF's of all time names like Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Vicky Vette, Lisa Ann, Nikita Denise, and Tiffany Minx come to mind. Apparently, Smash thinks a lot like we do. Interesting.

That's why they've gone and compiled the best scenes they had from their award-winning MILF series to create 'The Best of Cheating Housewives' featuring an all star cast. Seriously, every single scene in this release is a fucking winner. That's powerful stuff in today's sagging porn market.

Lisa Ann gets power drilled by Ben English in a playful grudge fuck between two of Porn Valley's most powerful porn agents. Lisa demonstrates her Gumby-esque superpowers, exhibiting both alacrity and a surprising limberness, all the while locking her hungry stare on Ben's and demanding more. Their scene alone is compelling enough to carry this title, but that's just the start.

Sweet OG MILF Vicky Vette takes a sugary ride on her partner's candy cane, her luscious pink gash greedily slurping up every hard inch with her picture perfect lips drooling hot nectar onto his balls.

Sexy legend Nina Hartley proves why she's a sex educator, among other amazing things, by taking two of the biggest black shadow sticks in the history of porn at the same time—one of which looks surprisingly like that Rico the Destroyer guy. Any other performer would crumble under the pressure of proving pleasure to these two over endowed gentlemen, but Hartley has the situation well in hand as she devours both up her hungry holes.

Julia Ann is always a pleasure to watch, particularly with thug life Derrick Pierce expertly drilling her to high pitched ecstasy—and we never turn down the chance to watch Tiffany Minx or sultry diva bitch Nikita Denise take a hard pounding in their prime.

With all this MILFing goodness, the only thing left to ask is who's going to watch the children when they start working on racking up scenes for volume 2?

"Best of Cheating Housewives" drops next week from Smash Pictures. Get a babysitter then go pick up your copy.

Nina Hartley

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Nina Hartley

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Julia Ann

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Lisa Ann

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Nikita Denise

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Tiffany Minx

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Vicky Vette

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Sasha Grey Slays Us In “Secretary's Day 3”

DCypher — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Though the fate of the free world's economy hangs in the balance, we still feel confident in saying that some things will never change—for instance, people wanting to screw their secretary or Sasha Grey.

And what if your secretary was Sasha Grey? Smash Pictures explores this deviously brilliant notion in their latest wonderful sex fantasy "Secretary's Day 3"—and we couldn't be happier to see it on this frisky Monday morning. Seeing one of our all time favorite starlets undressed and bent over a desk, taking a foot of black cock; why, it's the perfect start to the week, and a great beginning for this new release.

Add to that a smoldering hot lesbian scene with drop dead gorgeous muff diver Celeste Star & curvy beauty Georgia (not to mention redophile daydream Nikki Rhodes taking the pounding of her sweet young life with sexy librarian glasses on), and what would generally be a run-of-the-mill, cliché wall-to-wall is elevated into the "must see" category fast! We're pretty sure we've all but demolished the remote to our DVD player at this point, and are still in a state of total disbelief at how well volume 3 came together.

But don't just take our word for it, by all means, check out the preview gallery—which also features Sarah Vandella getting plowed hard and Mackenzee Pierce having a go at the office plumber (played by Eric Everhard).

"Secretary's Day 3" releases this Thursday from Smash Pictures. We can't believe it either!

Barely Legal Meets Interracial In "Teen Idol 6"

DCypher — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT

When two or more genres of music get mixed together to create a eclectic hybrid—for example, Jay Z and Linkin Park's unforeseen duets or "Walk This Way" by Run DMC and Aerosmith—it's referred to as a "smash up." Sadly, we lack the terminology to describe what the product that is porn when the same phenomenon (two or more sex niches gloriously copulating together in a sweaty grinding sticky mess) occurs in porn. Someone needs to come up with one: we nominate America's Beloved Porn Journalist, Gram Ponante.

While Gram toils thanklessly away, reclassifying "real" America's porn subdivisions, we'd like to examine the latest offering in this as of yet unnamed category—"Teen Idol 6 "from Smash Pictures—which mixes barely legal vixens with oversized interracial pipe to good effect. The kid in us relates all too well to the curiosity of these morally unfettered, hyper-promiscuous debutantes; while the adult in us loves the electrifying taboo of miscegenated intercourse! Yeehaaw!

Billy Springfield teams up with first time director Sir Real to bring this interracial teen epic to life, packing the plotless gonzo vehicle full of sweet, ripe vixens like Ashli Orion, Karisma Marie, Tori Paige, Kandice Kavelli, and Mimi Allen. Each and every one of these young ladies deserves a standing ovation; if not for their prurient aspirations, then certainly for possessing the temerity to ride the turgid tools of such well endowed gentlemen.

"Teen Idol 6" hits the shelves this November, but we have a sneak peek gallery for you today because, well, we're cool like that.

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