It's honestly been a while since we last saw our old friend Miles Long. So you can imagine our surprise when we learned that he was the artist behind this Third Degree Film masterpiece-in-the-making. Yes, you could say we were titillated...because we would never stoop so low as to be that punny.

Busty beauty Diamond Foxxx shows us once again why she's become the hottest new MILF of 2009, with an incendiary performance that left us drooling from our mouths and genitals and craving more. Her sheer sexual presence and sultry mystique are enough to make you cum in your pants prematurely, and then she gets to work on a hard prick with her mouth, hands, tits and holes—and it's game over.

Former Vivid girl and extraordinary beauty Raylene also stars in this big boob vehicle, her sly smile and ample curves a blessing under any circumstances. She's slow to arouse, her gift the wry art of seduction, but once this hot mama gets her engine cranked up she's an unstoppable sex machine who can take on all cummers.

Sultry sex pots Victoria Valentina, Moxxie Maddron, and Sienna West join in with their jiggling juggs, each presenting memorable and enntertaining performances that will keep you mesmerized.

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Considering how many people have lost their jobs, homes, and health insurance, we have to wonder if people are simply attaching themselves sexually to the wholesome and safe image of motherhood as a source of comfort and safety. Now if only we could get a decent medium to help us part the veil of death so we could get Freud's opinion...hmmm.

Whether or not there's a direct link between the harsh economic times we are living through and the rise in MILF titles, we may never know. Ultimately we'll have to leave that kind of speculation to magic number crunching genius Nate Silver.

While Nate works on that, we'd like to take time out to enjoy New Sensations latest MILFtastic offering, "Big Mommy Boobs 6," which we would have personally called "Journey into Jugland" if we were in charge over there.

Sienna West, Austin Kincaid, Diamond Foxxx, Holly Sampson, Sheila Marie, Devon Lee, Carolyn Reese, Morgan Reigns, Kristina Cross, Lucky Benton, and Brittany O'Connell comprise the twelve scenes offered in the two disc collector's set. We love that. Collector's set. We're trying to picture which hardcore fan has these titles up in their glass menagerie right now, next to their Taco Bell Star Wars collector's edition frosty mugs and the three legged buffalo nickel they found in their change drawer.

Pretty much every single girl in this movie blew our minds with their massive melons and tight mommy bodies. True. In the end, we gave some extra attention to redhead (shocking) Sienna West and blonde beauty Holly Sampson. These mommies really rev our engine.

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You may see them hunting around sports bars, or eying young players making jump shots and sinking threes. You may have noticed them eye fucking you half to death while you were cruising the mall for sneaker pumps, peeping in your windows while you were playing solitaire in your boxers in the sanctity of your own living room, or trying to tear your pants off that time you were making pasta over canned heat in a state park. That's because they're cougars, son. They aren't like MILFs. They're like Terminators. They cannot be stopped. Get it?

Pink Visual understands the mechanics better than most, which is why their foray into cougar pr0n features extra strength helpings of cougarliciousness...which is now officially a word you can use in Scrabble. Yes, they put twice as many hawt cougars per scene as the other guys—and clearly it's paying off in spades.

Brenda James teams up with Raquel DeVine and just demolishes, dude. Then Brandi Edwards tags in for a double trouble screwfest with CoCo Stone, and they take out this guy with abs of platinum. Gia Ferrara isn't down for settling with third place, so she pairs off with spicy Latina princess Ann Marie Rios and together they milk homeboy for every ounce of semen in his balls. And that's when Rhylee Richards partners with Sienna West for some get drilled fun. And the winner is...you!

"Cougar Tales" releases this week from those evil geniuses over at Pink Visual. You might want to check that shit out, Holmes (and that goes for the rest of you, as well). In the meanwhile, peek this sneak while you're waiting to be legal to get up and move around again. Do we know our target audience or what?

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In fact, we directly credit the time we spent watching this exact sitcom—which made it's debut on ABC March 1st 1977, dead in the heart of our developmental years—as being the reason we ended up choosing this very career path. I am Jack's endless string of sexual innuendo.

Thus, when XBIZ's Director of the Year Will Ryder, creator of "Not the Brady's XXX," came to us and asked what we thought about him making "Not Three's Company XXX," and casting it chock full of cock all-stars like Brynn Tyler, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Sienna West, Alyssa Hall, and Roxy Jezel pitted against cock masters Van Damage, Tommy Gunn, Dino Bravo, Scott Lyons and last, but not least, the original God of Fuck Ron Jeremy, we thoroughly approved.

Okay, maybe he didn't consult with us "per se," but he did invite us to the set, which is just as good. It was there that we learned that this sexy homage to our favorite trio involves Jack losing his job, Janet taking a night job, and the Ropers assuming she is now a hooker. Of course, unlike the sitcom, we actually get to see everyone screw their hearts out—hooray!

Brynn Tyler takes an amazing fuck session in her tight pink box from Eric Swiss. Pouting beauty and Hello Kitty addict Jenny Hendrix looks incredible getting drilled by skinny Lyons, and sexy Penny Flame takes a crack at Roxy Jezel's dusky crack. Legendary performer Nina Hartley puts her cock sucking skills to the test again, and we love seeing Tommy Gunn go "full Guido" with the hair, gold chain, and machisimo—even if every Italian knows that you never go "full Guido."

Still, in the end it's Van Damage who steals the show, nailing white hot Madison Scott and Alyssa Hall at the same time. We're big enough to admit we're more than a bit jealous: pint sized sexual powerhouse Madison Scott is well on her way to becoming Performer of the Year, and definitely a full fledged Fleshbot Crush Object. We heart her. Big time.

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Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Celeste
Cast: Sienna West, Devon Lee, Darryl Hanah, Sky Taylor, Kayla Synz, Rayveness

Review by: Gram Ponante

Watching Porn Valley trophy milves and cougars in their natural habitats - houses with floors that amplify the clacking of their heels, filled with art that neither they nor their husbands look at - is the aim of Digital Playground's Mrs. Conduct, perhaps the second in a trilogy that began with the Janine Lindemulder movie Mrs. Behavin' and which, also perhaps, will climax with Jesse Jane in 2011's Mrs. Tery Train.

That I didn't say Mrs. Carriage makes me "classy."

Like all Celeste movies, Mrs. Conduct is a playful series of vignettes, this time featuring time-honored porn tropes of predatrices-turned lusty submissives.

In one scene, Darryl Hanah commands two underwear-clad workers to service her. In two other scenes, a bearded James Deen attends to his girlfriend's mom or to a delivery customer with no tip money. My favorite scene features Kayla Synz in a Mrs. Robinson role, with Synz looking like the 90's era porn star she was born to be, all angles, legs, surprising curves, and anachronistic haircut.

Like a Wicked movie, though, Mrs.Conduct is distractingly lit. Each scene seems like a dream sequence - which I guess it is - but the cumulative effect is that it looks like the white balance was adjusted too high and then forgotten about.

This drugged feeling should not take you out of the movie, however. Its pluses include the casting of Rayveness, Hannah, and Sienna West as well as Synz, each unmistakeably of the trophy wife school of cougars. We imagine the things they get up to when not seducing household staff; they must at least know how to program their DVRs with ease.

To think that Jesse Jane is actually a MILF (though by one definition, that of being a mother with a child old enough to have friends who would entertain impure thoughts about his mom, Jane is not) is fun to consider while watching this movie, filled with women not much older than Jane but who look the part of bored and bejeweled housewives the way she cannot. Great casting.

While the bright and fuzzy lighting might cause headaches, there are plenty of things populating Mrs. Conduct that would provide quick relief if you'd just do what your mother told you and put some elbow grease into it.

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