Fleshbot: straight, shaving

Wet! Messy! Shaving! Girls!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:00:01 EST

There's shaving everything, and then there's shaving everything—as advocated by this promo for the Cueball Network, which looks a bit like porno for the glabermaniacs and the wet and messy fetishist set.

Alas, a quick trip to the Cueball Network's website reveals that all promises of further shaving cream fun were just a lie (as are promises of 18+ extreme shaving action). It seems the whole thing is just one of those "viral" promos that companies—Nivea, in this case—are so hot about. Well, at least we'll always have this video to tide us over...

· Cueball Network (cueballnetwork.com, via AdRants)

Rub-A-Dub-Dub: Two Girls, One Tub

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:45:44 EDT

They say that cleanliness is next to godliness, but we're not sure that Zeus and his pals ever spent this much time on personal grooming. Even if they did, they probably didn't have this much fun. Personally, we find all these intimate maintenance issues to be a gigantic pain in the ass, but we usually don't have a friend available to do it for us. Maybe that's what we've been missing—with help like this we would always have a good reason to stay squeaky clean instead of ... well, let's just say it's a good thing that we work by ourselves from home, OK?

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· "bathtub shaving" (Megarotic)

There are now two ways to avoid all that...

Fleshbot — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:28:22 EDT

There are now two ways to avoid all that razor burn, ingrown hairs and other types of crotch-related discomfort one risks when shaving one's pubes: use the unfortunately named Venerous Mountain Mist to "leave your skin feeling smooth, soft and moisturized after every hair removal treatment", or stop taking a razor to your pink bits in the first place. There's supposed to be at least some hair down there for a reason, you know, even if we're not entirely sure what it is. (newfbrand.com)