10) War Machine Goes Porn Machine: True, War Machine was only a celebrity to those who are really into MMA—but he still was enough of a star for his crossover into porn to be a significant news story.

9) Anne Heche in "Spread: Who doesn't want to see Anne Heche topless and getting groped? Obviously, all of you did.

8) Ashley Greene: Naked on the Internet?: Annoying as it may be, we do have to thank the "Twilight" franchise for making us aware of Ashley Greene...and Ashley Greene for (allegedly) making these nude photos available to the public.

7) Scenes from the Leighton Meester Sex Tape: And speaking of naked teen idols: "Gossip Girl" Leighton Meester's sex tape may not have looked all that interesting...but hey, Leighton Meester was enough to carry it to popularity.

6) New Nudes of Vanessa Hudgens: And because naked teen idols come in threes: Vanessa Hudgens also had nude pictures surface (again)...but since she's got good lawyers, the pix disappeared from the internet about as quickly as they appeared.

5) Alans Morissette (Sorta) Goes Topless on "Weeds": Alanis's topless scene was one of the most hyped bits of TV nudity this year...and, sadly, one of the most disappointing.

4) Rihanna's (Alleged) Naked Pix: We may never know if these are really, truly Rihanna...though if she keeps taking her clothes off for album covers, we might be able to get pretty close to confirming. UPDATE: Turns out Rihanna did confirm. Our suggestion that she keep taking her clothes off still stands.

3) (Fake) Katy Perry Nude: While Rihanna's alleged nudes could still be her, this picture of "Katy Perry" unfortunately wasn't.

2) The Miss Universe Sex Tape: Most celebrity sex tapes are boring and badly shot. Anya Ayoung-Chee, however, really knows how to shine in front of the camera. Can someone tell us why Vivid never offered her a million dollar contract?

1) Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche Make The World's Most Boring Sex Tape: And it wouldn't be a celebrity scandal list without a mention of the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart/Kari Ann Peniche tape. True, it was boring...but at least we all got to see McSteamy's wang.

Yes, we've stumbled upon a Tila Tequila sex tape that actually has sex in it—only this time, it doesn't actually appear to feature Tila Tequila. Maybe we're crazy, but we're pretty sure that that's not what Tila's boobs look like...and trust us, we've spent enough time looking at them to know.

· Tila Tequila Leaked Sex Tape (taxidrivermovie.com)

The very brief "sex tape" currently lives on 4tube, where—if you are so inclined—you can watch ten seconds of what appears to be Tila Tequila giggling and holding a penis. Actually, less than ten seconds, because part of that time is taken over by a shot of a dude's face (presumably the dude who the penis in question belongs to).

With any luck, this is just a teaser of a larger clip, and not the whole thing...because if it is, we're really going to have to raise the bar for what constitutes scandal, people.

· Tila Tequila Sex Tape leaked blowjob scene (4tube.com)
· Tequila Threatens Lawsuit Over Stolen Sex Tape (tmz.com)

As it is with all sex tape stars and starlets, it's important to remember that there's more to Shauna Sand than the scandal surrounding her personal porno. Between modeling, acting, and designing she somehow finds time to be a mother. Even when life gets messy (and, as you will read, it really does), she takes everything one step at a time. As you click through this phone interview with a gallery of sex tape stills, you'll discover that Shauna is a multi-faceted woman (you might even like her, we do).

· Shauna Sand Exposed (shaunssandexposed.com)

Fleshbot: What have you been up to recently? Any new projects in the works?
Shauna Sand: I was in Paris for a while. And I did a TV show there because I speak French. And I did a magazine cover. So that was really a lot of fun for me. And I'm going to start filming…a reality show for Germany called Red. And I'm appearing on Leave It To Lamas, which is on the E channel, and that should be airing this week or next week.

What first got you interested in nude modeling?
Well, you know, I've lived in Europe, and you go to the beach a lot without a top; I was always very comfortable with my body. When I was 19, my friend worked at Playboy out in Mexico and he offered me to do the cover… I was a student in France, and my mom said if I ever did that she would disown me, so, you know, I didn't do it, but I wanted to. And when I graduated from school in Paris, then I went back to San Diego to film Renegade, that's where I met Lorenzo [Lamas], my second husband, and I told him that I wanted to do Playboy…. He said, "Don't do Playboy Mexico," because he was friends with an editor of Playboy America, and that would be a better magazine for me to be in…. I sent them like a composite of what I looked like with makeup and a different variety of looks, and then what I look like at five in the morning, naked, with no makeup, crawling out of bed.… So they showed them to Hef, and he just went crazy and I shot right away, my centerfold, and I did a bunch of videos. And I worked with them for a while.

Image of Shauna Sand courtesy of Vivid (vivid.com)

Speaking of videos (poor segue, I apologize), you mentioned in an interview with TMZ that you had made several sex tapes with your boyfriend. Is it something you regularly do?
When I said videos I was referring to Playboy videos that I did...for Playboy TV. As far as um…other videos, like sex tapes, I do have a few. I locked them up in a safety deposit box because I don't want them getting out, but my third husband who's a complete psychopath has a few that he better not release or he's gonna have a big problem.

We'll definitely give him the word. How do you feel about porn in general? Do you watch any?
Not really. I don't. I've watched very little porn in my life. I think it's more of the perverted boyfriends and husbands that I've had that wanted to shoot me, you know? It's not really something that I do on a regular basis. Although, I like making them, I have a lot of fun.

Image of Shauna Sand courtesy of Vivid (vivid.com)

One of the most popular stills from your tape is of you, dripping with ice cream. I'm sure a lot of us are wondering: what's your favorite ice cream?
Haagen Daas, my favorite! It's melted. I ordered it and I went down to the bar to get some wine and I came back and it was melted. My boyfriend was tired and he wanted to go to sleep, so I had to wake him up. It was a big sticky mess though.

Image of Shauna Sand courtesy of Vivid (vivid.com)

Do you often combine food with sex?
It's not something I do on a regular basis, and I'll only do it if it's in a hotel because it's a big mess, gets all over the sheets; it's a disaster. I mean, I'll do anything, but it's not something I do on a regular basis. It was worth it but it's better if someone else cleans up the next day. I did do that once [before] with an ex-fiancée. We decided to order strawberries with whipped cream and a lot of chocolate, melted chocolate. It was the biggest mess you've ever seen, but it was in a hotel so it was ok. I highly recommend only doing that in a hotel. It was all over the towels, the bathroom, the walls; it was like… I don't think they were very happy with me after that. I think I've been banned from that hotel.

What, to you, makes someone "sexy?"
I've had a thing with French people. I've been married to two of them, and then this guy in the tape I've been with-he's not my boyfriend anymore-for six months. I think it's, like, accents-I only speak French to them so it doesn't really make sense. But I think that they just have something that's very sexy and charismatic about them. Italian people as well.

Image of Shauna Sand courtesy of Vivid (vivid.com)

These days, a lot of celebrities have been making sex tapes and releasing them to the public. When you were making this tape, did you ever imagine that other people would be seeing these private moments?
No. Absolutely not. And when I found that it had been stolen and stuff I really went into shock. I was pretty upset for a week. But then I realized that I should accept it and see it as something positive because it is a beautiful tape. I made it with somebody I really loved and we were having probably one of the best times that I had in my life. So I thought I would take control of the movie. I did the editing, I put the music in, I chose the scenes that I thought were the sexiest-I mean, there's still some stuff that was raunchier, but I thought that we were having a lot of fun and really enjoying each other. I had to subtitle it as well because the majority of it is in French, so I sat there for like 40 hours subtitling it. I was in the editing room for four days, ten hours a day…. When I was done editing it I watched the whole thing in its entirety to make sure that it flowed and everything was perfect, and then I realized: everybody's going to be seeing this. And then I got really freaked out, and then I went to a bar and had a drink. But now I've accepted it.

Image of Shauna Sand courtesy of Vivid (vivid.com)

Do you plan on making more home videos?
I never know what I'm going to do in the future. I'm not planning on it, I wasn't planning on getting into the porn industry, but hey, who knows? You know?

If you had a personal motto, what would it be?
Stay positive in life, and enjoy every moment to the fullest.

Is there anything you'd like to plug/endorse?
Shauna Sand Exposed! That's it!

Image of Shauna Sand courtesy of Vivid (vivid.com)

Because Ms. Prejean's age is currently disputed, we're going to refrain from posting the image in full—but if you're really determined to see it, it shouldn't be all that hard to find. Though frankly, we'd much rather watch Alexis Texas as porno Carrie Prejean—what can we say? We prefer our masturbation material to be created by people we actually respect.

UPDATE: The still's source? This porn tape. Theoretically, it could be Carrie...but we're not holding our breath.

Now, if you ask us, this looks a little more like a girls-partying-and-making out tape than a sex tape (let alone a Carmen Electra tape, which we imagine would be really wild)...but who are we to say no to Carmen Electra doing anything?

No one, that's who.

· Carmen Electra "Sex Tape" (egotastic.com)

The second girl is apparently, just a very hot friend of Anya's, and not a beauty queen (though if you ask us, she could be one!). Now, doesn't it feel good to have that all out in the open?

· Miss Universe Sex Tape Guy — I Got Screwed (tmz.com)

Well, good reader, because these ladies are hot. And (allegedly!) had a threeway...on videotape. On video tape. And really, reader, isn't the fact that there are hot ladies having a threeway (that you can watch!) enough to get your attention?

That said, there is the very interesting matter that they also (allegedly!) happen to be beauty queens. In the wake of Carrie Prejean's sex tape scandal, it seems rather interesting that she's not the only beauty queen who knows how to get down. Perhaps there's a larger lesson for us here, correlating the pursuit of fame and the desire to immortalize one's self doing dirty things. Or perhaps this is a sign that, yes, everyone (everyone) has sex tapes...and the minute we can all appreciate that, the easier (and sexier) life will be for all of us.

[Clips via Nudography]

UPDATE: It turns out that, while Ms. Ayoung Chee is featured in these tapes, Hiroko Mima is not. Nope, the other girl is just a friend of Anya's. Good to know!

Fortunate, s3py at Nudography is one of the people was dying to see "Shauna Sand Exposed." And he saw it! And reviewed it! And as a result, people who care about this sex tape get to read about it, and we get to continue not watching it. And everybody wins! (Even Shauna Sand, who's definitely gotten the requisite publicity from this.)

· Shauna Sand Sex Tape Review (nudography.com)

Catalina White, Maxim model/WWE wrestler, will be appearing in the Shane's World release "Model American Tour" November 17th. We're actually pretty into this one. As you can tell from the trailer, Catalina seems really game for anything, and we'd like to see everything. Yes, it's another (minor) celebrity sex tape, but there's hope! Maybe this will break down sex tape taboos, and celebrities can stop acting so coy in their own home movies.

· Shane's World to Release Maxim Model's 'Sex Tape' (business.avn.com)
· Trailer via Catalina White Sex Tape! (catalinawhite.com)

No need to drum up all this scandal and drama about your "stolen" sex tape. If you'd just admitted that hey, you like doing it, and you think the rest of the world should watch you in action, we wouldn't think any less of you. In fact, we'd probably think more of you for having the guts to stand up and say, "Hey world, I like banging! On camera, even!"

· Vivid (vivid.com)

*****

Previously: Shauna Sand in Fight with Vivid Over Sex Tape

According to TMZ, Shauna admits that she and her boyfriend made a tape earlier this year, but that she hasn't given Vivid the rights to it. Vivid, on the other hand, claims they bought the tape from a third party, and are within their legal right to release it.

Which just leaves one question: how on earth did Shauna Sand make a sex tape this year and not realize that it would be in Vivid's hands within a matter of months? Unless her rage is just a ploy to drum up interest in another doubtless uninteresting celebrity porno...

· Shauna Sand to Block Sex Tape (tmz.com)

The video appears below—though to be honest, calling it a "video" is rather generous, as it seems to be merely two stills put on a continuous loop. Perhaps we should start calling it the (alleged!) Foxy Brown porno flipbook instead?

"It's a real shame this tape leaked the way it did," Blatt told XBIZ. "I believe it was someone who wanted to get even with Rebecca. Releasing this tape with no ability to profit from it is the sign of a junkie."

· ‘Grey's Anatomy' Star Nude in Leaked Sex Tape (xbiz.com)

Interestingly, Mr. Skin already passed on the video—when it was being offered for $100,000. What's that saying? "If at first you don't succeed...ask for more money"?

· Gossip Girl' Star's Sex Tape Going for $1 Mil (avn.com)

Secondly, unless we're really being held back on, it looks like the most boring sex tape ever (maybe even more boring than Kim Kardashian's). In fact, it doesn't even look like a sex tape at all: it looks like Leighton Meester showing off her tits and thong-clad ass for a webcam...just like every other Mac-owning teen in the world has done at some point or other.

Granted, Celeb-Hotline has made claims that the tape involves a footjob and "much more!"...but, uh, we'll believe it when we see it. (Does Celeb-Hotline even know what a footjob is, do you think?)

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics (taxidrivermovie.com)
Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics (taxidrivermovie.com)
Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics (taxidrivermovie.com)
Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics (taxidrivermovie.com)
Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics (taxidrivermovie.com)
Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pictures (egotastic.com)
Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pictures (egotastic.com)

But for now, have fun trying to figure it out for yourself! Feel free to study the (alleged) Rihanna nude photos...you know, for comparison.

· Rihanna Has a Sex Tape (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)