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Don Cheadle And Jennifer Esposito Set The "Crash" Standard

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

We've been so thankful for nudity on "Crash" (the TV show), that we completely forgot about the nudity that was in "Crash" (the movie). But we fixed that mistake.

Truth be told, it pales in comparison to the show—as far as nudity and orgasms go—but it still has its charm. Really, how many times have you seen Don Cheadle interrupt sex to talk to his mom on the phone? How many times has Don Cheadle come up on this website anyway? Twice. We just checked.

· "Crash" (2004/I) (imdb.com)
· Crash (2004) (celebcap.net)

Sunny Lane (Bubble Butts Galore)

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:00:05 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

You're Not Freakish to Us, Katsuni

pweasels — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground's motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M.

We hope Katsuni knows that deep down, she is not the only Sexual Freak. Seriously, look around—Teagan is a Sexual Freak. Shay Jordan is a Sexual Freak, Sophia Santi is a Sexual Freak. Stoya, Audrey Bitoni, Lacie Heart—all Sexual Freaks. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could all get together and just feel normal? Can’t you imagine Digital Playground’s new line of films, starting with "Jesse Jane(TM): Well-Adjusted Secure Girl" (a celeste punt)?

· Digital Playground (www.DigitalPlayground.com)
· Buy "Sexual Freak 10 - Katsuni" (gamelink.com)

Lela Star, Champion Blowbanger

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

If we were ever challenged to a blowjob contest—you know, one of those things where you have to suck off as many people as possible in a set amount of time, the kind of thing that happens all the time in certain neighborhoods—we'd probably have to drop out half way through. Much as we pride ourselves on our sexual prowess, the whole massive amounts of partners all in one short time period thing never really worked its way into our skill set (we've always favored quality over quantity). Lela Star, on the other hand, seems to be a natural in this area of expertise... you might even call her a blue ribbon blowbanger, if you will. And don't even think about challenging her to a cum swallowing contest—trust us, it'll get ugly.
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· Lela Star sucks and swallows four big cocks (pornhub.com)

Las Vegas Erotic Heritage Museum Loves A Good Opening

Richard X. — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:35:38 EDT

We're frantically shopping last-minute airfares to Las Vegas so we can take in the grand opening of Harry Mohney's Erotic Heritage Museum this weekend: it will open this Saturday for artists, city officials, and critics with the official opening for the general public on Sunday. According to the org's website, "The Museum seeks to bridge the gap between that which is commercial and often misidentified as pornographic, with that which is aesthetic, often identified as folk, pop, and fine art through a common visual language." To which we say, "You had us at gap." (eroticheritagemuseum.com; more @ AVN)

What Will Porn Stars Do (And Not Do)?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:30:31 EDT

Those wacky porn stars... is there anything they won't do? Well yes, actually. Though some adult performers are up for anything, others shy away from things like double anal or even interracial scenes (to say nothing of the more hardcore dirtpipe milkshake). But of the many things that make up the standard porn arsenal, which acts are commonplace and which are, uh, harder to come by? Based on the listings on one adult talent agency's website, an enterprising blogger has done a bit of research ... and the answers may surprise you. Out of just over 900 porn stars, how many would participate in a solo shoot? Boy/girl? Double vaginal? Actual acting? Answers (with some helpful photo illustrations) after the jump.

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Out of 900 porn stars, the following numbers would do the things listed below:

Solo: 875

Girl/Girl: 804

Boy/Girl: 770

Boy/Boy/Girl: 571

Fetish: 569

Blowjob: 542

Softcore: 393

Interracial: 375

Boy/Girl/Girl: 358

Swallow: 318

Toys: 291

Anal: 242

Girl/Girl/Anal: 233

Bondage: 220

Handjob: 174

Double Penetration: 151

Creampie: 146

Orgy: 137

Gangbang: 125

Blowbang: 80

Squirting: 75

Smokes: 62

Foot Job: 55

ATM: 46

Bukkake: 36

Double Vaginal: 28

Boy/Boy/Girl/Anal: 12

Boy/Girl/Girl/Anal: 12

Acting: 11

Double Anal: 4

· Source: What Will Porn Actresses Do? (thedeets.com)
· Images via Ask Jolene

Morning Wood: Natasha Hamilton Gets Our Attention

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:20:45 EDT

· Who is Natasha Hamilton? She probably sings or something, but let's face it ... topless beach pictures are the real music to our ears. Or eyes. Whatever. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· The Brazilian soccer community is up in arms over the news that a female referee will pose for Playboy. We're shocked too—Brazilian soccer has female referees? (news.com.au)

· Finally, here's one airline confirmation code you'll never have to write down. (Boing Boing)

· Rooftop sex sounds exciting, but please take precautions or you'll end up like this unfortunate couple. (Classy headline by the way, Boston Herald.) (wistv.com + bostonherald.com)

· Why would China possibly want to censor Flickr? Oh, right ... that whole Tiananmen Square thing. (cnn.com)

· Searching for porn is no longer a ticket to a computer infected with malware. Searching for unicorns? You're on your own. (informationweek.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives