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Cake Fart Fetish Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:55:41 EDT

In the annals of bizarre, overly-specific fetish videos, this one takes ... well, you know. Grab a girl, have her strip off all her clothes, plop down on a nice gooey chocolate cake, and then let one rip. Voilà—you have CakeFarts, the newest gross-out sensation that just might be sweeping the nation. (If companion site Pudding Farts doesn't beat it to the punch, that is.) Most of you may be scratching your heads on this one, but yes, people do enjoy the back end belching in more ways than you think. Plus ... it's cake! And everyone loves cake, right? Yep, this one can't miss!

· CakeFarts (cakefarts.com)

Previously: The Lost World of Fart Porn, Gassy Gals

With Love From The Cheeto Fucker

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:45:50 EDT

Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today:

"So have you seen that nine-minute video of the guy fucking a giant Cheeto that's made out of a bunch of little Cheetos?"

"OMG, yes! What was that all about?"

"I don't know. The internet is weird."

Yeah, we don't get it either. But to be fair, he's not really fucking the Cheeto so much as he's making sweet, sweet love to it. It's kind of romantic, actually. Even if it is completely and totally out-of-this-world insane.

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· I LOVE YOU CHEETOS (YouTube, via uniquedaily.com)

Fur TV: Because Watching Puppets Fap Will Never Get Old

Violet Blue — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:30:18 EDT

When we first saw the title of MTV UK's new raunchfest "Fur TV" we figured it was either a "Real World" for girls who don't shave or that MTV had decided to update "A Shot At Love" with a cast comprised entirely of furries (which we'd love). No such luck: "Fur TV" is a curious yet hilarious mix of "Meet The Feebles" and "Cribs", with a whole lot of lowbrow sex action and some very cute, underdressed UK babes humping puppets—which we also love, especially when their Paris Hilton sex video sendup gives us a taste of how hot that whole scene could have been, complete with a fluffy comeshot. Puppets hotter than Paris? Who'da thought?

· MTV UK: Fur TV (autoplay warning, mtv.co.uk)
· Fur TV: Sex Tape! (illegaladvertising.com, via Adrants)

Previously: Pornstar Bears, XXX Puppet Sex

Our little sister Jezebel wants to know—and...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:48:15 EST

Our little sister Jezebel wants to know—and so do we frankly—if Las Vegas author Charles Bock is sincere in his claim to know a stripper who "has her nipples surgically hollowed out so she can fill them with wax and light them like candles" ... and that this tactic is "not infrequent." We've never heard nor seen such a thing, and we're not even sure if it's possible, but we figure one of our readers must know. More importantly, are the candles vegan? (Jezebel; flaming Sasha Grey via altporn.net)

Here's another Chinese-made product you should...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:36:03 EST

Here's another Chinese-made product you should definitely avoid—plastic hair ties made from recycled condoms. That's used condoms. We hope this is a hoax, because this story is all kinds of WTF? (news.com.au, via theblogblog.net)

OK, that dragons fucking cars thing we posted...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:40:33 EDT

OK, that dragons fucking cars thing we posted yesterday was just weird, but a dinosaur fucking a human female woman ... that makes perfect sense. Wow, do we need a vacation or what? (newsfilter.org)