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Amateur Porn @ HUMP-O-Ween 2008: Be Afraid

Violet Blue — Thu, 22 May 2008 09:00:13 EDT

Those crazy porn-lovin' kids at Seattle's Stranger are at it again! No, it has nothing to do with their embarrassing get-off-my-leg-in-public habit (well, mostly): turns out they're having another amateur porn festival. Every year HUMP! has been a showcase of superlative indie porn that's shown only during the festival and destroyed afterward—prizes are awarded and everyone comes away with plenty of happy memories and wank material that lives on in their minds (and squishy bits) for years to come. This year they've moved the festivities to the end of October and are promising to scare the pants off all comers with HUMP-O-Ween. The deadline (heh) is October first and all details are on their website. We just hope that the clown porn thing isn't too much of a trend this year. Eek!

· HUMP! 4: HUMP-O-Ween (thestranger.com)

Previously: Dan Savage's Porn Problem, Their Humps: HUMP! Amateur Porn Contest 2007

We have no plans to see the new vagina dentata...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:50:40 EST

We have no plans to see the new vagina dentata scarefest "Teeth," even if we can totally appreciate a good "women are evil creatures who will eat you alive" metaphor. Here are some more subtle examples of Hollywood screenwriters working out their personal issues with the ladies. By the way, you will never watch "Return of the Jedi" the same way again. (nymag.com)

People of a certain glass-closety flavor...

Violet Blue — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:35:30 EST

People of a certain glass-closety flavor tend to throw the same stones in our direction, namely that sex toys and porn are harmful and patriarchal weapons against all women-kind, and all that blah blah blah... And while we've pointed to Zoofur in the past, we'd just like to point out that sex toys and porn don't hurt people. It's people who swing the 24" by 5" Thor dildo too carelessly at the Fleshbot offices that hurt people. Ahem. (zoofur.com, thanks Steve)

What could possibly be more disturbing than...

Fleshbot — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:29:35 EDT

What could possibly be more disturbing than watching a hot porn babe get fucked by a yeti? Why, watching a hot porn babe get fucked by two giant beasts at once. We're not resposible for any nightmares you may incur as a result of watching this clip, though we're sure the furry porn fans among you have already ordered the DVD before reaching the end of this sentence. (pornzio.com)