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RetroNudity: Salma Hayek In "Desperado"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:30:01 EST

Over the years, we've had ample opportunity to see Salma Hayek in the buff. But what's that thing they say about how you never forget your first time? This clip from "Desperado," well, it just does something for us.

· Salma Hayek in "Desperado" (celebcap.net)

You know how some days you just want to...

Jonnobot — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:25:49 EST

You know how some days you just want to look at a pair of naked celebrity boobs but don't know which ones to look at first? Let this Random Celebrity Nude Generator do all the work for you! (Of course, the "random" part means you may suddenly be looking at a naked Kirstie Alley instead of a naked Salma Hayek, but you can't have everything in this world.) (wileypics.com - thanks Mr. T)

Salma Hayek And Catherine Bell: Queens Of The Boob Age

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:02:31 EST

Everyone loves boobs, right? (You wouldn't be here if you didn't.) They're all special in their own way—big or small, bouncy or pert, real or even fake—but their are certain pairs are a little more special than others ... in the eye of the beholder, that is, because we all develop our own unique attachments to particular sets. Oh, and the women they're attached to, as well!

Take Catherine Bell for instance. We've been following her rack for many years, and even though she hasn't been clubbing Navy SEALs on TV in awhile, we always enjoy any opportunity to admire her wonderful talents. Or Salma Hayek. We can still remember the first time we saw her do that thing with her leg (see above.) Yes, we go way back with all four ... er, two of these girls and our silly sentimental selves won't ever let them go.

Maybe you have you're own particular preferences when it comes mammary worship. Maybe there's an actress or Baywatch lifeguard who has always struck your fancy. But they probably don't have a supersized video salute in honor of their breasts online right now. Or at least ... not yet. Just be patient, they'll get to her eventually.

· Catherine Bell Sex Scene (Metacafe)
· Salma Hayek - "From Dusk Til Dawn" (YouTube)
· 10 Video Tributes To Salma Hayek + Catherine Bell (uber.com)

Previously: Big Boobs: The Next Generation, The Mightiest Movie Mammaries, Lucy Pinder's Video Boob-O-Rama, Equal Time For Keeley Hazell

Campari decides that it doesn't really need...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:43:39 EDT

Campari decides that it doesn't really need Salma Hayek's face to sell liquor as long it still has her boobs. After all, no one ever looks at a person's ... head? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Wet Spots: You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:13:38 EDT

· A federal appeals court tells the FCC to go fuck itself and rules that if the president can say any bullshit thing he wants on TV, then so can any asshole in America. Fuckin' A right we can! (forbes.com)

· Britney Spears' ass devours its thong packaging. At least she's finally getting some decent media coverage. (egotastic.com)

· Jenna Jameson is already on Team Hillary; now Savanna Samson is "in love" with Rudy Giuliani for president. Now that would be a debate we might actually tune in to see. (papermag.com)

· You may or may not get turned on by ladies who are expecting, but ... holy cow, pregnant Salma Hayek boobies! Who knew those things could any better? (wwtdd.com)

· Dita Von Teese will star in her first movie ... as a stripper. It's a bit of a stretch, but we think she can handle it. (metro.co.uk)

· If you're wondering who won those Feminist Porn Awards, the answers are here. Congratulations to all you crazy dames. (goodforher.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives