Frisk Me

Studio: Heartcore Films
Director: Madison Young
Cast: Madison Young, Satine Phoenix, Syd Blakovich, Malia Mojado, Raina DeGrey, Mickey Mod, Maestro, Tyler Knight, James Mogul

If "1984" were a million times sexier and set in San Francisco, it would look something like "Frisk Me." In this movie, Madison Young invokes security guards, criminals, the police, the TSA, and Big Brother surveillance in an effort to show the undercurrent of sexual control and voyeurism present in institutions designed to protect us. These may be lofty goals for a porno, but what's wrong with that? Also, there is sex.

The first vignette involves Syd Blakovich and Satine Phoenix getting ready for a heist, dolled-up like Bonnie and Clyde. Then, because getting dressed makes them horny, they have sex. If this seems like a tangent breaking-off from the exploration of Orwellian sexuality, it is, but it's the only one in the film. Furthermore, Syd Blakovich gets eaten out on a piano, and you discover that the female orgasm produces the same dark notes as a Rachmaninoff piece.

Save for that one private romp, every sexual act is designed to blur the lines between dominance and submission, or voyeur and exhibitionist. In the following scene, Syd and Satine tie a bank guard, Mickey Mod, to a chair and try to extract the vault's combination from him. While it looks like Syd has total control—punching and slapping the guard as she pleases—it's unclear who really has the upper hand. After all, Mickey has knowledge the girls need, and for every number he gives out, he's treated to a blowjob, anal sex, and/or Satine fucking herself with his nightstick (which is just a fancy word for a dildo).

Next, newcomer Malia Mojado stirs cake batter with an enormous, pink vibrator. Naturally, Big Brother (played by James Mogul) is watching from an undisclosed location, so Malia says, "If you're always watching me, I'm going to give you a show." As she ravages herself with her 2-in-1 cookware, Big Brother becomes noticeably uncomfortable, and yet he continues to watch. Does he do it because he has to, or because he wants to? More importantly, which of those scenarios is hotter?

The most intense scene has Raina DeGrey, an anxious traveler late for her flight, in the clutches of Maestro, the TSA agent with a no-nonsense attitude. In the course of normal security procedures, Maestro discovers that Raina is wearing nothing but revealing underwear and fishnet stockings under her trench coat. In addition, her carry-on bag contains the following: dildos, dildos in plastic bags, vibrators, black latex gloves, a couple pieces of clothing, and lube. Unfortunately, she has more than 3 ounces of lubricant, so Maestro has to fuck her brains out. Those are the rules.

As harsh as it may sound, it's not surprising to hear a TSA employee addressed in the same manner a submissive would respond to his or her dominator. It's practically the same lexicon of quiet respect and obedience you see at use in airports. It's barely noticeable as Maestro narrates his reason for mouthfucking Raina, stating, "this is my main searching device, this is how I find things."

Finally, in what could've been a much darker scene, Madison Young seduces a cop on the beat with her free spirit, love of art, and penchant for penis. Tyler Knight is undoubtedly the nicest cop I've ever seen; he even bothers to 69 with a girl he was seconds away from fining. If it weren't for the uniform, this scene would be devoid of questions of power, as both Madison and Tyler just seem excited to be fucking. They have chemistry that completely equalizes them as sexual partners, and that alone is worth watching.

On the other hand, maybe you're not into "feminist porn" that undermines the ideals of both Larry Flynt and Andrea Dworkin. Maybe you're not a paranoid liberal who thinks the government is out to—literally—fuck us. That's ok! You'll still enjoy "Frisk Me." The actors are hot, they practice safe sex (with real condoms and everything!), and everybody has a good time. Just watch it (or they'll watch you).

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Granted, we're not one hundred percent sure that these super swift ad spots make their point as thoroughly as they could—but they've got our attention, and that's 50% of the battle, right?

· Love Life Stop AIDS (lovelife.ch)
· Love Life Stop AIDS Ads (coloribus.com)
· AIDS Awareness Quickies (copyranter.blogspot.com)

And to keep it really classy, there's even a fake Hitler sex tape TV commercial (above). Well, no one can accuse them of being uncreative!

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After all the pigs and dancing condoms, we'd almost forgotten that the whole point of buying condoms is so you can have good, worry-free sex. Thank you, Lifestyles, for not being afraid to put the sexy back in safer sex. Man, it's like we're living in Europe or something.

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I wondered why this guy was still single in his mid-30s, and I finally found out: He has an erectile disorder ... How can I be sensitive without becoming his sex therapist?

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· All Sex Advice Forum (allsexadvice.com)

hi, just wanted to ask if anyone has had sex during a period, because my bf wants to try it and doesnt mind about the bleeding and that but im unsure if its worth it cause although i am always horny at "that time" i dont feel attractive

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· Body & Soul (timesonline.co.uk)

I suffer from numbness of the mouth and have small lumps inside my cheek. Could this have anything to do with my giving oral sex to boyfriends in the past?

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

My wife and I slept together in the nude every night, even after having kids. ... When I discussed this topic with my new love, she made it clear that she would never sleep naked with kids in the house. I don't want to give up this relationship, but would like this one request honored, yet she refuses. What should I do?

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

· It probably would've been more fun if we'd known this earlier, but today is No Pants Day—or as it's known around Fleshbot HQ, "Friday." (nopantsday.com)

· Hermione Granger (a.k.a. Emma Watson) is all grown up—even more than she probably realizes if this Harry Potter poster is to be believed. (adweek.blogs.com)

· In a shocking turn of events, students who are given laptops in high school end up using them for things other than homework. At least they're still getting an education. (nytimes.com)

· Pong is a lot more fun when you get to feel up your partner while playing it (we-make-money-not-art.com, via Kotaku)

· Scotland's new strip club regulations could mean the death of strip-o-grams. In other news, people in Scotland still send each other strip-o-grams. (theherald.co.uk, via wfmu.org)

· Ricky Martin gives up on music, starts entertaining his fans with nude home movies and curse words. Way to know your audience. (metro.co.uk)

· This is one safe sex ad that does not discourage sex of any kind. We're not sure how "safe" some of these moves are, but he is using protection. (Being a cartoon helps, too.) (YouTube, via cmmnews.blogspot.com))

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