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There's Life After Porn: It's Called Reality TV

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

You've worked in porn, and now you want to retire. You're not rich enough to retire on a pile of money, and you don't want to work with kids. Where do you go? Reality TV.

We're not sure if it's a sign that porn has gone mainstream or a sign that former pornstars can't do anything but reality TV, but after seeing Corrie Loftin, Brandi C., Brandi M., and even Megan Hauserman naked, we're starting to think that getting your kit off might be a prerequisite for making it as a reality tv star. Not that we're complaining or anything (would we ever complain about naked girls?).

Corrie Loftin aka Davin Lexen

Brandi M aka Purely Pamela (right-thoughts.us)

Brandi C aka Brittany Burke (kellyfind.com)

Megan Hauserman (kellyfind.com)

· VH1 Reality Star Brandi M. Has Porn Past (avn.com)

As much as we tried to forget, we totally...

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:46:33 EST

As much as we tried to forget, we totally remember seeing these old sex pics of Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels a while ago ... though it's more interesting to hear that this site also claims to have some uncensored dirty footage from the first two seasons of "Rock Of Love" tucked up its sleeve. (Not like we didn't see that coming a while ago too, but still.) (bretmichaelsbootlegs.com, via xfanz.com/blogs)

Nerve solicits sex advice from the "Rock...

Fleshbot — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:06:39 EDT

Nerve solicits sex advice from the "Rock Of Love" girls, which unlike some of their "Sex Advice From ..." features is actually pretty helpful. After all, Brandi M. and Brandi C. both have considerable experience when it comes to that whole sex thing. (nerve.com)

We shed a tear today for the criminally...

Fleshbot — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:39:55 EDT

We shed a tear today for the criminally early departure of Brandi C. from "Rock Of Love", though we take comfort in the fact that we'll still be able to see her in all those old familiar places. And it's nice to know she has something to fall back on if that whole singing career thing doesn't work out! (celebrealityblog.vh1.com)

"Rock Of Love"'s Porn Stars (Yes, There's More Than One)

Fleshbot — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:09:32 EDT

As worried as we were that "Rock Of Love" couldn't possibly live up to the shining example of trashiness established by its predecessors in the VH1 celebreality dating show pantheon, we have to admit that it's every bit as awesome so far as we dared hope it would be. Bitchy catfights! Phone sex challenges! And not just one, but two babes with online porn sightings to keep an eye on! We already mentioned that an eagle-eyed reader spotted Brandi M. (aka "Purely Pamela") on a teaser for the show before the first episode even aired, and now we see that her colleague Brandi C. (the fact that this show has two chicks named Brandi on it is yet another indication of how awesome it is) has appeared in some very intimate boudoir videos as well.

We're waiting for the inevitable segment where the other girls in the house find out about their extracurricular careers, leading to the by-now familiar round of recriminations, tears, screaming, and drama ... but for now, let's all just keep the secret to ourselves, shall we? We want to make sure Bret makes a fair decision here.

· "Brandi C Is Friendly" + "They're All Whores" (wwtdd.com)
· "Rock Of Love's Brandi C. is a porn star" (right-thoughts.us)

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Previously: VH1's "Rock Of Love" Porn Star?, Toastee's Takedown: "Flavor Of Love"'s Porn Star