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Pink Visual, Self Proclaimed Masters of Reality Porn, Continue Series Unchallenged

DCypher — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

After amassing over twenty websites with thousands of videos, it's easy to see why Pink Visual would consider boldly labeling themselves the "masters" of reality porn. Not so fast! We'll be the judge of that.

Okay, so maybe you will be the judge of that, in the end, as the happy consumers partaking in this stuff. After all, with a cast that includes sexy young Dani Jensen, along with Ethan Cage, Lexi Lamour, Kayla Paige, Ricki White, Hunter Bryce, Winter Sky, and Eden Adams, we confess that our judgment has become a little clouded.

Can we make a suggestion? Rather than trying to sleuth out the mystery of whether or not they are better than, say, Bang Bros, at capturing "reality porn," why don't you try watching Dani Jensen get railed hard by Ethan while Lexi plays with her boobs and makes out with her and tell us that you don't get distracted?

We're not entirely sure what makes someone a "master" of what they call "reality porn," but we can say that many of the sample pictures they sent over certainly caught our attention. That's fair enough, in our humble opinion.

"Masters of Reality Porn 4" comes out this week from Pink Visual and Blue Moon. Check out this nce selection of pictures, and then let us know what you think.

"Tunnel Butts" Proves That Anal Is Never Lost In Translation

DCypher — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:00:45 EST

To be quite honest, we’re never that sure what to make of European directors working in the American porn market. For starters, they come from cultures where sexuality is viewed far more liberally, so things that we might consider extreme or super filthy tend to be little more than run of the mill sex acts to them. Such is the heavy price we pay for our Puritanical roots (though on the flip side, they do give us wonderful taboo kicks when we violate them). There's also the matter of that whole language barrier thing, previously seen with Evil Angel's "Fresh on Cock."

Such is the sad case, in our humble but esteemed opinion, with the latest title directed by Chris Rolie for Jules Jordan Video. Don't get us wrong—there's a lot to love about "Tunnel Butts." After all, the release stars big booty cuties Melissa Lauren, Kaci Starr, Jamie Elle, Kelly Wells, Adrianna Nicole, Jaslin Diaz, Heidi Mayne, Cassandra Cruz, Ricki White, and Mason Moore taking hearty helpings of cock in every hole, with seven scenes running nearly three hours (this is a massive release, people.). Still, even with all that action, the title just leaves something to be desired.

Not to sound like Andy Rooney or anything, but what exactly are “tunnel butts” anyway? Are these the butts that runaway slaves like Fredrick Douglass and Harriet Tubman once used to fulfill their sexual desires while fleeing slavery via the underground railroad? Or is this a puerile reference to the anal proclivities of our zaftig, callipygous starlets? We can’t make heads or tails out of some of these threeways!

In the end (pun fully intended), we’ve learned that, no matter how mangled the etymology of pornographic idea might get, the enjoyment is still the same—so long as it’s not Japanese tentacle porn. Rolie gives us a delicious display of riches by way of Jules Jordan, and offers up the ripe and juicy derrieres of voracious starlets out to earn a name for themselves. That's something we're grateful for in any language.

· "Tunnel Butts" (julesjordanvideo.com)

Popshot Of The Moment: Heel Handling Ricki White

Gram Ponante — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:25:32 EDT

Production assistants, or P.A.s, do all kinds of eclectic work on porn sets. For example, they must keep the craft services table stocked with Costco Skittles and the bathrooms stocked with Costco douche. But today all of that tedious toil paid off for this lucky P.A., who got to hold the stiletto heel of Ricki White as she got banged by Otto Bauer on the set of Hustler's latest TV parody "Everybody Loves Lucy." Being a human stirrup for the delicious White is a noble endeavor, and it's for a good cause.

· Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

Evil Angel's "Anal Beach Buns": Doing It Circus Style

DCypher — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:05:11 EDT

Usually the directness of most porn movie titles tells you exactly what you can expect once you crack open that DVD case. And in some ways, Evil Angels' "Anal Beach Bums" does not depart from this tried and true formula: the movie contains more than its fair share of anal exploits, some of which we understand actually took place near a beach. But that title is a little misleading as well, or at least not entirely descriptive as it could have been. For, you see, "Anal Beach Bums" contains some of the most astounding circus-style sex acts we have witnessed in a long time.

Watch Bobbi Starr juggling large black balls while balancing between two giant rods! Thrill to the sight of Emilianna and Carolyn Reese performing death-defying feats of cunnilingus! Marvel as Ricki White and Rucca Page make one man’s meat completely disappear within their fleshy confines—and you won't believe how Velicity Von and her sexy assistant Lexi Love manage to charm Sean Michaels' raging python into submission!

Of course, you won't see Ashley Blue pulling a string of large anal beads from her nether reigons before getting tongue fucked by Melissa Lauren in any big top we know of. After all, this ain't your usual greatest show on earth.

• "Anal Beach Buns" (DVD info @ evilangel.com)