How else to explain the down right trippy feel of "The Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure Experience" (or at least its box cover)? Okay, we suppose it could have more to do with Joanna's intoxication at having threesome after threesome after threesome (boy-girl-girl! girl-boy-girl! girl-girl-boy!), and getting her hands on all the cock and pussy she can manage... but we'd still like to imagine that there's at least a little bit of historical homage in there too.

· "The Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure Experience" (burningangel.com)

Indeed, the credits don't even run until after a full sex scene—Regan Reese as the pornstar Alexi blowing a stunned and confused Gilligan (played by Anthony Rosano)—has already run its course. And the rest of the movie pretty much follows in this vein.

"This Ain't Gillgan's Island XXX" is not so much a pornified "Gilligan's Island" as the characters of "Gilligan's Island" haphazardly dropped into a porn movie (a more fitting title might have been "Gilligan's Island Meets Porn Valley."). To the extent that there's a plot, it's mostly about the porn crew tricking the unwitting island inhabitants into becoming the stars of their film.

Indeed, it's not until the fifth sex scene that we even see two characters from the show in flagrante delicto—the first four scenes feature Gilligan, Mary Ann, Ginger, and the Professor being seduced in quick succession by pornstars; and then, the first sex scene which doesn't involve a pornstar is, oddly, the Skipper and Mrs. Howell, a combination that really just confused us.

Things do pick up after that, with a threeway scene featuring Ginger, Mary Ann, and Gilligan, but then, alas, it's all over, with a rather unsatisfying, slapdash ending.

Then again, these complaints only matter if you're actually looking for a porn that's somehow true to the story of "Gilligan's Island"—if you're a loyalist who'd desperately like to see an erotic reimagining of the tale of the passengers and crew of the S.S. Minnow.

If, on the other hand, you're more interested in watching hot sex scenes featuring the likes of Regan Reese, Sindee Jennings, Ryder Skye, Daryl Hanah, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Tom Fontana, and Voodoo, well, get ready to fastforward through the minimal plot and enjoy.

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Previously: "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX": Our Latest Guilty Pleasure Porn Parody

In a never ending sea of emulation, one high caliber release must compete against another as they vie for the title of Porn Parody of the Year—a category which doesn't quite yet exist, but which should and probably will soon. Sitting idly by and watching our favorite childhood television series, particularly the ones that dominated holiday television marathons, get transformed into tawdry pornographic vehicles for cheap kicks (and piles of money) gives us quite a thrill, to be honest. It's become our newest guilty pleasure.

Which is why when we got our hands on the stills from impending Hustler release, "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" from Anton Slayer, we couldn't wait a day before sharing them with you. Our greedy little hearts did a back flip to see that the all-star cast included Anthony Rosano as Gilligan, Ryder Skye as Ginger, Sindee Jennings as Mary Ann, Jack Lawrence as the Professor, Rod Fontana as the Skipper, Darryl Hannah as Mrs. Howell and Dick Nasty as Thurston Howell III, along with performances by Voodoo, Evan Stone, Regan Reese and Jason Silver.

Slayer, who also directed "This Ain't the Munsters XXX," was given free reign to explore the series and came up with a three hour tour de force we won't soon forget. Honestly, we've been waiting since puberty to really see someone nail Ginger (who may indeed have been the very first red we ever fell for). Not to mention Mary Ann, whose youthful exuberance and downright upbeat attitude make us want to drill her at full bunny speed until the juice runs down her legs and into her jean shorts. That pearly white smile has been taunting us for years, demanding that we drop a freshly churned load of fuck butter onto her grill and call it a day.

"This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" is slated for release at the end of April, but you can check out a peek now because, you know, we're Fleshbot. Enjoy.

· Hustler (hustlervideo.com)

If the trailer—and the chance to see Joanna Angel, Regan Reese, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, Kimberly Kane, Misti Dawn, Draven, Allister, Asphyxia, Penny Flame, and Candace St. John all together in one hot compilation—wasn't enough to sway you, we have something that should definitely do the trick. Our fabulous Supreme Commandress has sent us some preview pix—chock full of eighties goodness and girl on girl action—to titillate and tempt you.

Now, who's ready to rock?

· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

In honor of all the ladies who've avoided the bleach bottle and stayed true to their roots, we've put together a roundup of a few (though most certainly not all) dark haired girls who really get us going.

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Gabriella Fox (Image courtesty of Digital Playground)

Roxy DeVille

Ava Rose

Regan Reese

Luna (nextdoormania.com)

Audrey Bitoni

Adriana Sage (morazzia.com)

Posh (suicidegirls.com)

Apnea

Maria Ozawa

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Mina Lee (naughtyamerica.com)

Xochitl (barelyevil.com)

Julia Bond (juliabond.ws)

Trixie (tastytrixie.com)

Regan Reese (naughtyathleticspage.com)

Jeannie (sxx.com)

Catra (burningangel.com)

Skyetastic (eroticbpm.com)

Hannah Hilton (aziani.com)

Scarlett Pain (naughtyamerica.com)

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Tera Patrick and her rockstar pimp husband Spyder get down and grungy together, but they also have scenes with other people—which, we must say, are pretty great. Some of the highlights: Tera gets drilled by Tommy Gunn while Spyder Jones services his model perfect blond friend; sapphic sweetheart Angie Savage takes a wild ride on the stiff prick of her rocker ex-hubby (a rare treat to catch given her aversion to boy-girl scenes); Sasha Grey turns out another amazing performance (as always), as do Nikki Benz, Jayna Oso, Paola Rey, Tiffany Taylor, Ava Lauren, Katrina Kat, Selena Draagon, Lexie Marie, Regan Reese, and Bobbie Eden (we're tired just typing that!).

Our only complaint, if we're going to be totally honest, is that there isn’t enough Tera in it for us. Seriously, if you’re going call something "Tera Patrick Superstar," shouldn’t she star in more than two scenes? Still, we'll take what we can get—and eagerly wait for whatever our favorite porn Queen offers up next.

Tera Patrick Superstar releases this week from Teravision.

· Teravision (teravision.com)

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Ava Cummings (galleries.pimproll.com)

Angelina Croft (nudepornstarz.net)

MIsty B (eroticbpm.com)

India Suicide (sucidegirls.com)

Pixie Pearl

Regan Reese (neighboraffairpage.com)

Palo Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Abby Ray (live.naked.com)

Tokyo (punkgalleries.com)

Tiffany Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Jennifer Hurt (centerfoldlove.net)

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