This is shaping up to be quite the girl party, if you ask us. Think they'll let us join them for a sleepover?

· Girlfriends Films (girlfriendsfilms.com)

Yes, RayVeness is now a contract girl: the very first one signed by Girlfriend Films. Knowing RayVeness—and Girlfriend Films—as we do, we're sure this partnership will result in some very wonderful (and very sexy) results.

And if you happen to be a fan of RayVeness's boy/girl work, well, never fear. RayVeness and Girlfriends have one of those "open" relationships, one that allows her to shoot with boys for other studios. Everybody wins!

· Girlfriends Films Makes RayVeness First-Ever Contract Girl (avn.com)
· Image from "Jerkoff Material"

We know what you're thinking: why would we want to tell you about a movie that we're less than bowled over by on a warm Monday on the cusp of summer? Because dude put Rayveness and Sean Michaels together in a scene, that's why. Rayveness's pale milky skin gleams as Sean Michaels mighty meat pole pries open her pink rimmed crack. One of the most overlooked female performers to ever fuck on film, she won our hearts over from the first time she crammed a throbbing pole up into her sitting on an oversized cock and bouncing until it was far and deep up into her dirty snatch. Since then we've yet to be disappointed by a single performance from her lengthy and oft undocumented career. We love you, Rayveness!

Mike John also has the return of Avy Scott, who, as luck would have it, also gets railed open by a gigantic black cock. Avy's plump booty looks ripe to bursting with her enticing pucker begging for a foot of cock while her slick gash gets plowed open and her doe eyes stare back at us. Welcome back, baby. We missed you.

Together, they are reason enough to watch this title. We're sold—and you will be too, once you check this gallery.

"Boobaholics Anonymous 5" is out now from Jules Jordan Video. Check it out.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Like the rest of the porn loving free world, we've been watching Rayveness screw for years, and we're still just as mesmerized as ever. Maybe it's the soft sheen of her silky white skin wrapped over the perfect blend of curves and wet pink, or perhaps it's the nearly deranged state of mania she slips into when you put a hard cock in front of her. Either way, she's just as much of a joy to watch now as she was when she started—if not more. We continue to wonder what it's going to take for one of these major companies to get the message and drop a 4 hour compilation of her best fucks. (Hint! Hint!)

Rayveness leads a chorus of virtual unknowns, including cock lovers Emma Heart, Cassandra Calogera, Charlotte Vale, Oklahoma, and Jessica Bangkok. While they may not have her reputation, every single last one of these girls has the same ravenous appetite, making the sequel so very worth exploring. Nothing beats watching pretty girls revealing that they really do love fucking two or three guys at a time, and getting blasted with steamy hot loads in the process. And in the case of this cast, the delightful young sluts pour all of themselves into the task at hand, and almost seem pleasantly surprised when they get splashed with fuck butter.

What else can we say Mike, except, maybe, thanks?

"Jerkoff Material 2" comes out this week from Jules Jordan Video. Enjoy.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Wicked Pictures' perennial class clown Jonathan Morgan brings his comedic vision, a la Crocodile Hunter, to a dead paradigm, and even breathes new life into it—shockingly enough. Despite the fact that this joke died shortly after Steve's tragic passing, Morgan, who seems arguably stuck in the past at points, manages to resurrect it with vigor and aplomb, and the joke plays—expired trope and all.

The award winning director has put together an all star cast, notably mainstream crossover darling (and Sarah Palin look-a-like) Lisa Ann, along with Nicole Sheridan, Priya Rai, sexy Rayveness, and Brenda James; and subjected them to hilarious indignity of being tracked by Kangeroo Jack, a renowned Australian animal tracker who turns his attentions to these feral man eaters. Comic hilarity ensues, blissfully wedded to sincere raunch, with flecks of genuine passion in this unlikely stew.

Yet it's the subtext that lies beneath the jest that elicits the strongest reactions from this prurient art. Along the way we learn a lot, inadvertently, about the hungry ghosts that drive these desperate women in need of both hard cock and love, like a wind up poltergeist that feeds on raw young man boy and heart breaking sadness, clawing its way out their sopping wet vaginas. Our hearts and libidos are with you ladies.

Kudos to Morgan for making this work. Well played, sir—once again you prove that your abilities transcend the generational porn divide.

"Cougar Hunters" hits streets next week, but you can observe these wild women in their natural habitat in the gallery below.

· "Cougar Hunters" (wickedpictures.com)

Dulcet darling Aiden Starr illustrates what having a “sword fight” in your mouth really means (in ways heretofore only possible in anime). The intrepid blonde with the knockout body displays a bottomless rapaciousness, one which compels her to unimaginable heights of sexual gluttony as she devours enough man meat to put Takeru Kobayashi to shame. Accompanying her with equal vigor, and wantonness, are a choir of lusty angels whose oral convictions are equaled only by their ineffable allure.

Rayveness offers compelling evidence of her unique talent, satisfying a throbbing quiver of cock without ever losing that hypnotic stare. Similarly dirty beauty Charley Chase bears witness to an extraordinary hunger for a degree of deviance and perversion we have grown to expect from our starlets. Add to that Carolyn Reese, Emma Heart, Claire Dames, Charlotte Vale, and Rebecca Lane, and you've got over 3 hours of mind numbing talent fulfilling the promise that porn has sown from the start: that these girls lovingly perform acts at which average women balk. Isn't that what it's really all about?

Well done, Mike Johns. Well done.

"Sperm Receptacles 4" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Don your raincoats and bear witness.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Celeste
Cast: Sienna West, Devon Lee, Darryl Hanah, Sky Taylor, Kayla Synz, Rayveness

Review by: Gram Ponante

Watching Porn Valley trophy milves and cougars in their natural habitats - houses with floors that amplify the clacking of their heels, filled with art that neither they nor their husbands look at - is the aim of Digital Playground's Mrs. Conduct, perhaps the second in a trilogy that began with the Janine Lindemulder movie Mrs. Behavin' and which, also perhaps, will climax with Jesse Jane in 2011's Mrs. Tery Train.

That I didn't say Mrs. Carriage makes me "classy."

Like all Celeste movies, Mrs. Conduct is a playful series of vignettes, this time featuring time-honored porn tropes of predatrices-turned lusty submissives.

In one scene, Darryl Hanah commands two underwear-clad workers to service her. In two other scenes, a bearded James Deen attends to his girlfriend's mom or to a delivery customer with no tip money. My favorite scene features Kayla Synz in a Mrs. Robinson role, with Synz looking like the 90's era porn star she was born to be, all angles, legs, surprising curves, and anachronistic haircut.

Like a Wicked movie, though, Mrs.Conduct is distractingly lit. Each scene seems like a dream sequence - which I guess it is - but the cumulative effect is that it looks like the white balance was adjusted too high and then forgotten about.

This drugged feeling should not take you out of the movie, however. Its pluses include the casting of Rayveness, Hannah, and Sienna West as well as Synz, each unmistakeably of the trophy wife school of cougars. We imagine the things they get up to when not seducing household staff; they must at least know how to program their DVRs with ease.

To think that Jesse Jane is actually a MILF (though by one definition, that of being a mother with a child old enough to have friends who would entertain impure thoughts about his mom, Jane is not) is fun to consider while watching this movie, filled with women not much older than Jane but who look the part of bored and bejeweled housewives the way she cannot. Great casting.

While the bright and fuzzy lighting might cause headaches, there are plenty of things populating Mrs. Conduct that would provide quick relief if you'd just do what your mother told you and put some elbow grease into it.

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· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Buy "Mrs. Conduct" (tlavideo.com)