For many of us, "Blonde Ambition" will forever be associated with Madonna's iconic and unforgettable performance of yesteryear, which Rolling Stone once proclaimed the best tour of 1990. For the younger set, it will more likely refer to the hapless 2007 Jessica Simpson movie that came and went faster than a young boy's fleeting masturbatory fantasy about blasting a fresh batch of nut chowder across that blow up doll's fat, big league baiting booty. Church.

But while much ado has been made about the blond set (it's practically its own niche), rarely do we see such attention paid to the darker coiffed beauties. Celebrities from Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock have been as easy targets for the unquenchable sexual fantasies as Kate Hudson, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann turned their sex appeal into political careers, despite debilitating mental retardation, becoming more popular than transsexual Coulter amongst sexually repressed red meat and bloody potato eating Republicans.

Leave it to Erik Everhard, one of the most oversexed men on the planet, to turn his insight and massive tool to the plundering of brunettes with the release of his latest movie "Brunette Ambition" which releases this week.

With a dream ensemble of young, beautiful, slutty women, including Jasmine Byrne, Tory Lane, Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, Lela Star, Amy Ried, Liliane Tiger, Angelina Crow, Rachel Starr, and Angel Dark, it's an amazing first venture into the world of serious, librarian type, often overlooked women.

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In addition to headliners Ava Rose and Alexis Texas, Elegant Angel has also recruited Pinky, Cherokee D'Ass, Kelly Divine, and Rachel Starr to take their asses into battle. Man...this could get ugly. In the best possible way, we mean.

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Well, it was lesser known... until now. That's where upstart visionary Kevin Moore comes into the picture, courtesy of Pink Visual. Now, we know what you're thinking. This is where we usually bury you under a pleasant but predictable barrage of questionably misogynistic sexual vernacular that makes our curious Jezebel lurkers cringe and flee in horror back to tamer masturbatory fare like Cosmo sex surveys.

We get it—but today just feels different.

And for the record, we've been at this for a hot minute—which means that after a while, it's all kinda like the background on a Flintstones cartoon. We just keep seeing the same thing go by again and again and a-fucking-gain. Different companies knocking off each other's ideas in a cannibalistic race to the bottom of the barrel—the same girls, the same dicks, the same "surprised" look on her face, and nearly identical titles.

After all, there are only so many ways to explain that "mighty meat mallets" or "pendulous pork swords" or "super sized cunt busting fuck hammers" are being "furiously pummeled" into the "sweet snug snatches" or "tight oozing cooze" or "banged out bungholes" of these young, innocent, but oh so willing, "cock addicted" "cum gargling" "fuck junkies"—with a straight face.

What makes this title different (finally) is the director. Kevin Moore just brings a different spirit to his work—and it makes all the difference in the world. The girls just seem to like him, and they open up, have fun, and pour their hearts, cunts, and assholes into the scene as a result. Check it out. They don't just look like they're having a gangster party with a ginormous fuck stick crammed into their grills or juice boxes—they actually are having a gangster party! Hells to the yeah, ninjas!

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Okay, maybe we'd allow a little bit of walking (you have to get to the place where you're going to be having sex, right?), but we are completely opposed to the idea of a girl wearing boots and someone not engaging in any sort of sexual activity. That's just... wrong. Absolutely wrong. And if you somehow don't agree with us, just watch the videos below. We think you'll find yourself on our side in no time flat.

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Last we heard from Mr. Tera Patrick (also known as Biohazard frontman Evan Seinfeld), he was showing real promise with his alter ego—Spyder Jones—as he literally fucked his way through a pile of plush porn star pussy, with his wife nowhere in sight, for his latest web venture, Rock Star Pimp (dot com). If memory serves, we tipped our hat to the ink scrawled lothario, not only for winning over the heart of the one of the world's finest porn stars, but also for really bringing the heat with some fine Latina nymphos. This was, by our own standards, quite an admission—given that, despite his mainstream credits and real world acting chops, he essentially started out in the jizz biz as little more than a suitcase pimp. We vouched for Evan, keeping our fingers crossed that he wouldn't make us regret it.

Evan has now officially made good on his promise, releasing the second installment of Rockstar Pimp hotties and effectively lodging himself into the annals of porno history as more than a mere footnote. This time, the Brooklyn import smashes some of Porn Valley's finest hard tail, paying particular attention to their curvy tushes in the process. The results are on par with most of what's released these days—and with the list of willing victims including sultry Dakoda Brookes, Rachel Starr, Nadia Nitro, Jaclyn Case, and Mackenzee Pierce, you can say he has our rapt attention.

We're pretty much out of colorful praise, so we'll just leave you with the wisdom of Homer Simpson, who once extolled the virtues of the musically gifted class from which Evan was spawned when he said, “Rock stars...is there anything that they can't do?”

Apparently not.

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