Fleshbot: straight, public sex alert

Here's a tip for Craigslist casual encounters...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:20:28 EDT

Here's a tip for Craigslist casual encounters fans: If you're going to meet a stranger for some light bondage play, maybe do it in a nice quiet hotel room so, you know ... innocent bystanders don't think you are raping a bound-and-gagged kidnap victim in a public park. It makes it much harder to explain things to your wife later. (katu.com)

Looks like we have another excuse to visit...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:46:09 EDT

Looks like we have another excuse to visit Camp Randall Stadium in Wisconsin this weekend (besides a chance to see our alma mater pull the big upset. Go Green!) Everyone knows all the real college football action happens in the bathroom anyway. (uwire.com)

Word to the wise: When Tommy Lee asks if...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:20:10 EDT

Word to the wise: When Tommy Lee asks if it's "cool" if he has sex in your bar, that's not a question so much as it is a warning. Someone is going to be having sex in your bar very shortly, so plan accordingly. (nypost.com)

Hey, everyone loves to pick up a total stranger...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:50:15 EDT

Hey, everyone loves to pick up a total stranger in their car and then find a shady spot to park and have sex. But try to stick to shady spots that aren't in front of day care centers, ok? (thesmokinggun.com)

Vanessa Minnillo And Nick Lachey Really Enjoyed Their Hot Tub

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:53:23 EDT

If you thought some Mexican lawyering and a big bank account would be enough to keep those "hardcore" pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey out of the public eye, you don't know much about the internets. Although, if you're slightly suspicious that one of Hollywood's more noticeable couples could get "caught" having sex in an outdoor tub, and the pictures would somehow mysteriously get spread around the globe we wouldn't blame you, especially now that we've seen the first batch of snaps from their notorious south of the border vacation. There's no bare boobs or stray ween and not even one lousy penetration shot, but obvs ... they're so totally doing it. Who knows if there's more where this came from (or who that awkwardly placed third leg belongs to) but whether they want attention or they just want to drive Jessica Simpson to drinking ... mission accomplished.

· I am - The First of the Nick and Vanessa Pics to Surface (drunkenstepfather.com)