But what makes this story really interesting is that Bitch isn't your ordinary "no naked ladies, please" feminist magazine—as things go, they're pretty pro-sexy. In the past, they've run ads for porn sites (including a porn site run by yours truly); they've also sponsored burlesque festival Tease-O-Rama (a move they got a good deal of flack for).

So what, pray tell, makes this specific act of sexiness one that's anti-feminist? Is it the fact that the sexiness is gratuitous? Is the pubic hair just a bit over the line? Is it the line about good things in pink boxes? We're scratching our heads over here—but we'd love to hear your thoughts on the issue.

· Rejected Ad Of The Week: Bitch Turns Down Pussy (animalnewyork.com)

Now if only they could maybe bring Anne Heche into the naked party, or even give us some proof that Thomas Jane lives up to the show's title—oh wait, what are we talking about? This is America. Scratch that last one.

· "Hung" (hbo.com)

Brazen And Unshaven

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: various
Cast: Maria Bellucci, Hillary Scott, Vixen Vogel, Jocelyn Stone, Cindy Crawford, Annie Body

Review by: Gram Ponante

And that is the problem - though one we're willing to forgive - with this compilation from Pink Visual. Like most of their "reality" fare, this movie features five scenes that mostly start with a group of guys persuading a woman to get in a car. Being persuaded to get into a car doesn't sound brazen to me, but I guess "Misguided and Unshaven" wouldn't be a great title.

(Well I might buy something called "Misguided And Unshaven.")

No, this movie's value is not in the fact that its stars are unshaven. In fact, very little fuss is made about the women's pubic thatches in movies that were originally sold as lesbian, MILF, or interracial titles. Instead, we get to see the glorious Maria Bellucci, the undulabulous Jocelyn Stone, an early scene by Hillary Scott (with the now-retired Vixen Vogel, a favorite redhead), and the ravenous Annie Body. We also get Cindy Crawford in her "Appetite for Destruction" outfit.

And the pubic hair, just as it was in days of eld, is an afterthought; something to pull on and spit out later, a barrier in name only, just as this movie is "Brazen And Unshaven" in name only.

Not that Pink Visual pays me a goddamn cent, but I would watch these women even if they had no pubic hair at all.

· Pink Visual (PINKVISUAL.com)
· Buy "Brazen And Unshaven" (gamelink.com)

And while you're at it, feel free to browse the accompanying selection of Playmates from the '70s and '80s (you know, back when Playmates actually still had "hair down there.").

· Hierarchy of Hair Down There (playboy.com)

Think you're up for the challenge? Let us know how you do—there were more than few entries that threw us for a loop.

(Oh, and if you're not into the whole "guessing" thing, the site still serves as a very nice repository of amateur porn.)

· Guess Her Muff (guesshermuff.blogspot.com)

No ladies (and gentlemens), the new pubic stylings we're all about to become accustomed to is like nothing we've ever seen before. Not a big, untamed bush; not an itty bitty racing stripe; but something inbetween—a, uh, "dorito" of pubic hair, if you will:

"Absolutely," agrees April Barton, stylist extraordinaire and owner of Suite 303, the salon in New York's notorious Chelsea Hotel. "The new rule of thumb is: When you lift your leg, there shouldn't be any hair below the crease. Keep it clean in the back. And in the front, trim the hair right before its natural curl." She likens the look to a more trimmed, 21st-century version of '70s pubes: the tailored bush.

It sounds so familiar... we're sure we've seen that look somewhere recently. In fact—hey, wasn't that what Sasha Grey was rocking in "Stoya Sexy Hot"?

We always knew she was a groundbreaker.

· Bush is back! (salon.com)

. . .

I love this picture more than any other. I love it more than the Times Square on VJ Day picture.

Disembodied wang
Bespectacled girl on mat
Don't hog the bathroom!

It's hard to figure out just what makes these Asians naughty. The pubic hair? The look of determination? It is a puzzlement.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Naughty Little Asians 24" (gamelink.com)

. . .

Darla Darkling (deviantnation.com)

Rachel Face (barelyevil.com)

Leah Luv

Angel Dark

Kyla Cole

Tina Yuzuki (jheat.com)

Veronika Zemanova (veronika-zemanova.com)

Shy Love

Jelena Jensen

Jade Starr

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive