"The envelope should be labeled 'The Black Bra Movement,' stated Peach, "and sent to

Robert Greenblatt
President of Entertainment
Showtime Networks Inc.
1633 Broadway
New York, NY 10019"

I think if we had done this for "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman," that show would still be on the air.

· Amber Peach (amberpeachxxx.com)
· "The L Word" official site (sho.com)

· "Man's Pornographic Protest Uses Naked Mannequins" (slideshow @ wftv.com)

· We had a dream last night that we went to the beach and Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard and Michelle Marsh were all just hanging out in their bikinis. Too bad that could never happen in real life. (latenightpictures.com)

· Finally, the weather is warm enough that college students can hold their weekly sweatshop protests in the nude. No, we don't miss college at all. Why do you ask? (kcbs.com)

· Want to learn more about cougars, the MILF's sexy single sister? Too bad reading about them in a local newspaper kinda lowers the naughtiness factor. (fortwayne.com)

· If Seattle allows nude runs and nude bike rides, they should make provisions for nude swims at the public pool as well. How else are you supposed to train for your nude triathlon? (komotv.com)

· Once that's taken care of Seattle will finally be able to focus on the greatest threat to the city's welfare: freak dancing at high school proms. (No, we don't miss high school either.) (seattleweekly.com)

· Microsoft is working on technology that can identify your name, age, gender and location just by looking at your web browsing history—which doesn't really worry us too much since ours is already beyond all hope of redemption anyway, (newscientisttech.com)

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No, TERA isn't a non-profit organization devoted to the preservation of Tera Patrick's breasts (although we would definitely donate to that)—it stands for the Topfree Equal Rights Association. For years, many have argued that it's unfair that women in North America always have to cover themselves in public while dudes can parade around shirtless anywhere they please no matter how big their man-boobs are. Ontarios-based TERA wants to change all that by fighting for the equality of all topless people, and hopefully along way, get a few folks to adopt a more relaxed, European attitude about bare breasts in public. If that cause interests you—and why wouldn't it?—their website has information on the law and how to fight it, keeps track of toplessness in the news, and yes, posts the occasional boob picture. Don't expect to see a bunch of stuff about pole dancing at the bus stop or wild sex orgies in the street, though; that's not what they're about (think more along the lines of public breastfeeding and topless anti-war protests). Still, we're happy to supprt any crusade that aims for greater equality in this world. (Not to mention more bare boobs.)

· Topfree Equal Rights Association (tera.ca, via sexblo.gs)
· Thumbnail: Censored and uncensored Canadian movie posters for Sean Ellis' film "Cashback" (2006); more info here
· See also: Support Topless Women (Flickr photoset by Jordan Matter)

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· Booty princess Vida Guerra has another rump-tastic photoshoot, this time in King magazine. It's good to see her sticking with what works. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Forty percent of Japanese people are not having sex on a regular basis? Maybe if the censors didn't blur out all the good stuff they'd be a little more inspired to get more busy. (foxnews.com)

· "It's illegal to walk into a department store, grab women's clothing and other merchandise, masturbate on it all and then leave." Whew ... good thing somebody told us that ahead of time! (mcall.com)

· Nothing says "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" like a naked protest babe. Whatever cause they're fighting for, we're on board. (radosh.net + Wonkette)

· Someone in Norway has had enough of rampant statue nudity and they're going to do something about it! Our statues have got to learn to respect themselves! (aftenposten.no, via Boing Boing)

· Just a tip: When a court officer tells you, you can pay your fine by testing bed sheets and condoms in his private "lab," there's a pretty good chance he's not on the up and up. (heraldonline.com)

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· Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs are on fire this week. Well, not literally, but it's true that we've never met two better advertisements for bras. (egotastic.com)

· Funny, we don't remember having to use the Donkey Punch controller form the last time we played WarioWare. Maybe we just haven't reached that level yet. (vgcats.com - thanks Jonas)

· A fur protestor breaks up a fashion show by taking her clothes off. The audience agreed it was the best outfit of the night. (stuff.co.nz)

· A loud, moralizing talk show host asking a female guest if she'd like to pose for some nude pictures = awwwwkward. (Gawker)

· How do you get a convicted felon down off the top of a 72-foot pole? Send him nude pictures of his wife. That punchline will be much funnier once you realize what the hell we're talking about. (dw-world.de + news.scotsman.com)

· Even in conservative Pakistan dancing girls are quite popular. Hmm ... we wonder why that is? (smh.com.au)

· Wanted: "hot-bodied young men" to pose for a nude painting. Don't worry: It's for art's sake, but you will still be treated like a sex object. (indiatimes.com)

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