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· bong and my boobs! (pcdnv4.xtube.com)

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· Big Boob Heaven 04 (megarotic.com)

Now that you think of it, you probably wouldn't be amazed at how many purveyors of glass sex toys started out as purveyors of glass bongs. Sun Valley's Phallix is one such company, and has been featured everywhere from Playboy TV to Lanny Barby's labia in demonstration of its dildonic artistry.

But it hasn't been until now that the old has been combined with the new, and the poker is the smoker.

We usually have real people testing out our marital aids, real people who are shy but who actually use the products. In this case, we have Trina Michaels, who is not shy but who doesn't smoke pipeweed. The fact is that she could probably stand six to ten feet away from this product and it would still sell.

I handled it myself (the bong, not Michaels, alas) and found it pleasantly heavy, easy to clean (idf that's what you're into), and easy to pack. Much as Bill Clinton must have felt about that experienced cigar, so might you if you pack a Death Row Records-size bong after it has been used by a friendly neighbor, or vice versa.

Full disclosure: Fleshbot operatives never smoked anything out of this, knowing that paparazzi would show up as soon as we started lighting up a dildo, but we have a good feeling that it works.

· Phallix Glass (phallixglass.com)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

· "Naked Girls Smoking Weed: The Book!" (info @ 420girls.com)
· 420 Girls (420girls.com)
· Order: (Amazon)

Previously: Sativa Verte Aims High, Happy 4/20 From Superna!, Buds & Babes, Ann Marie's Pot Farm, Porn Valley Dispatch: Hillary Scott's St. Stephen's Day Green Kingdom, THC Girls, 420 Girls

Fresh from her booty-shaking Hall Of Fame-worthy performance on Fuse TV's Pants Off Dance Off and with visions of having sex with Dan Ackroyd dancing in her head, Long Island's own sexy stoner chick Sativa Verte is setting her sights on becoming Miss High Times 2008 with a platform that promises to "represent the activists that follow the spoken word of High Times freedom fighting", whatever that means. So far her vote count isn't quite cracking the top twenty, but we're hoping that the combined forces of Team Fleshbot can help push her closer to the top—if only to remind the rest of High Times' readership that even hot naked babes like to kick back with a little kind bud too. (As if there was any doubt. But still.)

· Vote for Sativa Verte: Miss High Times 2008 (hightimes.com - thanks
· Sexy Sativa (official site @ sexysativa.com)
· Sativa Verte on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Sativa Verte @ One Model Place (onemodelplace.com)

Previously: Meet Sativa Verte, Wet Spots: That's Gotta Sting A Little, Happy 4/20 From Superna!, Buds & Babes, Ann Marie's Pot Farm, Porn Valley Dispatch: Hillary Scott's St. Stephen's Day Green Kingdom, THC Girls, 420 Girls

We have absolutely no idea why Blue Blood hottie Superna is holding two platters of basil pesto-covered cheese balls by way of celebrating whatever it is she's celebrating today, but she looks so darn happy about it that we figured we might as well share the love with you here. Is she practicing her naked hospitality skills while showing off her delicious curves (and equally delicious ink)? Or is the lovely spring weather getting her in the mood to pay tribute to the bounty of the season? Ponder the possibilities while we go to the kitchen and try to remember where we stashed away that extra large bag of Doritos and box of Double-Stuf Oreos; we're feeling a bit peckish all of a sudden. And for some reason, our short-term memory isn't quite what it usually is today. What were we talking about again?

· Happy 4/20 with Superna (blueblood.net; also spotted @ Sex & Beauty. Dude!)

Previously: Buds & Babes, Ann Marie's Pot Farm, Porn Valley Dispatch: Hillary Scott's St. Stephen's Day Green Kingdom, THC Girls, 420 Girls, Beaver Bong