<![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, portland]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, portland]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/portland http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/portland <![CDATA["The Auteur"]]> Porn director Arturo Domingo sits in a motel room watching critics on television discuss and eviscerate his latest picture. His sadness is palpable. But Fleshbot readers know that in porn, bad publicity is an oxymoron.

The Auteur

Studio: Tigard Film Society
Director: James Westby
Cast: Melik Malkasian, Katherine Flynn, John Breen, Michael Fetters, Victor Morris, Katie O'Grady, Tyger Hudson, Denise Dubois, Tony Marcellino, Holie Barker, Loren Hoskins, Casey McFeron, Ritah Parrish, Bryan Coffee, Viva Las Vegas, Malice 666, Scott Belllomo, Leslie Taylor, Cara Seymour, Ron Jeremy. Music by Jason Wells.

Review by: Gram Ponante

In an alternate universe where porn directors are feted with retrospectives, where their films are officially selected at festivals, and where there is enough money (or concern) to chauffeur these directors from the airport, celebrated porniste Arturo Domingo arrives in Portland.

The conceit of "The Auteur," as evident from its title, is that the people who make porn movies are taken as seriously by the public as the auteurs take themselves. And that is an old joke. But what is new and beautiful about this 2008 film by James Westby, starring the dedicated, dead-on Melik Malkasian, is that the joke is a jumping-off point for a poignant and quirky tale of Redemption in the Pacific Northwest.

Domingo is a Spanish-born, USC Film School-educated porn auteur with hauteur. Malkasian plays him throughout his career, as a wild-haired avante-gardist framing popshots with his hands, putting an "h" in front of every word that otherwise begins with a vowel, and sporting dark glasses and turtleneck in his Late Period.

"The Auteur" finds Domingo at a low ebb. Sure he's the subject of a film festival, but his career has tanked. He has parted from both his greatest collaborator - Frank E. Normo, the Kinski to his Herzog - and his wife, Fiona Hannigan, whom he drove away with his jealous artist's rages.

Normo, played by John Breen (a ringer for the adult world's Rod Fontana), was Domingo's go-to dude for epics such as "Five Easy Nieces," "Requiem for a Wet Dream," and "Broadway Danny's Hos," with each of these porn adaptations excerpted with humor and skill.

But Domingo's excesses and paranoia overwhelmed him during the filming of his magnum opus, "Full Metal Jackoff," in which Ohio stood in for Vietnam and Normo stood in for Domingo with the latter's wife. Domingo loses them both after this "Magnificent Ambersons" of his career, and now, with the ever-bankable Normo out of his life, Domingo cannot return to glory with "Gang Bangs of New York."

While Domingo rediscovers himself at this crossroads, we discover Portland, photographed lovingly, and with a soundtrack by Jason Wells worthy of "Juno" by way of Wes Anderson.

One great achievement of "The Auteur" is that Westby parcels out who plays what for laughs, so Katherine Flynn's Fiona gets a bright and complex performance for her reel.

Another is the film's resistance to becoming self-aware, which tempts everyone from Christopher Guest's ensembles to Woody Allen's. Instead, "The Auteur" takes an oft-parodied business and allows it just enough face time to let the audience decide for itself how silly it is.

In the end, Domingo only gets back one of his great loves, and the bittersweet finale is like a little death.

· "The Auteur" (theauteurmovie.com)
· Buy "The Auteur" (amazon.com)

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<![CDATA[This Week On The Fleshbot Calendar: How To Relive Your Misspent Youth]]> Next week, the Clinton Street Theater in Portland will be hosting a special screening of two hardcore porn classics from the '70s and '80s on the big screen ... and on real film! (Afterward, you can head across town and catch "The Dark Cock.") How would you know about this? Because it's on the Fleshbot Calendar, of course!

There's all kinds of pervy events to choose from, from the upcoming Cinekink program in NYC to next weekend's Internext Expo in Hollywood, FL. And they're taking place all over the world. So check it out and see if there's something that suits your fancy.

If you want your own event included here, send your announcements to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com. Bookmark this link to visit whenever you like or check out the mini version below.

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<![CDATA[Not to be outdone by those chainsaw-wielding...]]> Not to be outdone by those chainsaw-wielding alt porn kids, the folks at NYC's Cinekink are taking their filthy act to Portland (that's in Oregon too, right?) for a weekend of dirty movies. Sure, you could watch that stuff at home, but who's going to butter the popcorn? (cinekink.com)

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<![CDATA[ Think you have that special something that...]]> Think you have that special something that makes people want to drop their hard-earned money on a leather harness? Portland-based Spartacus Leathers wants you to be their next catalogue cover model: "Models must be comfortable demonstrating the use of Spartacus products, including nipple clamps, restraints, crops and gags." We'd audition ourselves, but our Fleshbot contract specifically mentions a noncompete clause when it comes to wearing nipple clamps in public—we have to save those to wear around the office. (spartacusleathers.com, via AVN)

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