In The Future, Everyone Will Be Topless For Fifteen Minutes: Fleshbot's Hottest Celebrity Nipplewatch Moments

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:05:38 EDT

The powers that be may have declared going topless to be so last season, but as far as we (and, apparently, the Raelians) are concerned it'll never go out of style. In a salute to the women who aren't afraid to take their tops off for their adoring public—whether they know their adoring public is looking or not—we've rounded up some of our favorite celebrity nipple sightings. Consider our way of protesting—because when famous boobs call, who can't help but listen?

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Cindy Crawford

China Chow

Sienna Miller

Maria Beatriz Anthony

Portia de Rossi And Ellen DeGeneres' Clothing Optional Vacation

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:35:00 EDT

So what does America's most famous lesbian couple do on vacation? The same thing as the rest of us! They take a boat ride, go swimming, get topless, make out with one another. The only difference between famous lesbians and the rest of us is that when they go on vacation, the paparazzi comes with, because even one of their nipples is more important than you are. Photo gallery after the jump.

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Fleshbot: straight, portia de rossi

In The Future, Everyone Will Be Topless For Fifteen Minutes: Fleshbot's Hottest Celebrity Nipplewatch Moments

Portia de Rossi And Ellen DeGeneres' Clothing Optional Vacation