Today In Brazilian Asses: "Thick Chocolate Shakes"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:55:29 EDT

Let's make something clear: we are all about the wispy, journal-writing, suicide-attempting waifs that sometimes appear in these virtual pages. But attention must be paid when a movie comes our way promising that "these jizz gobbling, nut draining, mocha skinned sweethearts can deep throat a foot long cock for hours at a time without cumming up for air." That's right: hours. Hey Aqualung!

Oh, Brazilians. Maybe it is the fact they dwell in the only South American country to have seen no bloodshed in a postcolonial transfer of power that their asses are so delightful. These women from the Salvador and Bahia area do not understand English, but ... well, but nothing.

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"Teen Brazil 3" Softly Whispers "Some Day Soon"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:10:43 EDT

Have you been to Brazil? You really should go. From the favelas on the hill to the gun battles on the street, everyone is ready for a sexy good time. If you book a ticket, bring me along and I will hold Isabella on my lap just in case there's some emergency.

Anyway, the allure of Brazil includes its juicy variety of people who will have sex with you, and it's always easy to shop for bathing suits for them because you can tell what their style is from their tan lines.

"Smiles, everyone: Smiles!"

Like I would be, this man wonders why his date is smiling at you instead. But what can she say? Brazil's is a tourist-friendly economy.

You know, I believe this guy's leg hair is even distracting her.

The joy of Brazil is that, even with two men going soft inside them, its porn performers can still flash a winning smile. Would Stormy Daniels put up with that? Hell no. She'd say, "Get hard now or you're going to lose it."

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Today In Brazilian Asses: "Thick Chocolate Shakes"

"Teen Brazil 3" Softly Whispers "Some Day Soon"