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"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" Gives Us A Guide To...Well, You Know

DCypher — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

While "Bruno" is still causing a stir in box offices (despite Twitter haters every attempt to murder Sascha Baron Cohen), one of summer's most highly controversial movies has yet to even come out. Get ready for Popporn...the movie.

Celebrated for its irreverent comic take on all things porn-related (sounds kinda familiar), Popporn.com has steadily earned a name for itself online through devoted fans within the industry as much as consumers.

Zero Tolerance's Mike Quasar joined forces with the corny porn bloggers, Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs, to make a double disc tribute to the art of making fuck with some rather impressive comic results. Buckton, who stars as the clownish lead in this telescoping movie within a movie, encounters an endless series of setbacks and tragedies as he attempts to bring "strong fuck magic" back to porn. Despite his affected ineptitude, his wandering fool's journey leads us through an epic odyssey of pornographic goodness, all the while exposing the stereotypes and pitfalls of fucking on film for a living.

Courtney Cummz, Gianna Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Ryan Keely, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, and delicious red velvet tart Faye Reagan star in this mockumentary of Buckton's tragic journey into the heart of poon. With a legendary director and an all-star cast, it stands to reason that the sex would be good—and it is. While we love each and every single one of the performers in the show, we'd have to say the threeway with Faye Reagan, Tori Black, and Dane Cross almost finished us off for good. Dane is the luckiest man in all porn, luckier than even Evan Stone or James Deen. Watch your back Dane, that's all we're saying.

"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" comes out by month's end, but since you're special, you can check our sneak peek below.

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Popporn Releases Teaser For "Popporn's Guide To Making Fuck"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Popporn has released the trailer to their first porno movie (you know, the one starring Kimberly Kane, Faye Reagan, Tori Black, Bobbi Starr, Ryan Keely, Courtney Cummz, Gianna Michaels, Lexi Belle, and Nina Hartley).

The brief teaser—which features some moments from Kimberly Kane's scene with John Strong—gives us a small taste of what the film will be like... and it's kinda giving us some flashbacks to Monday's episode of "PG Porn." But hey, with a cast this hot, the porno's bound to be good, right?

· We're Making A Porno! Sneak Peek: Kim Kane and John Strong (popporn.com)

Popporn Is Making A Porno, Fleshbot Is Jealous

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EST

When our friends at Popporn told us they were making a porno (one with Ryan Keely, Nina Hartley, Bobbi Starr, and Gianna Michaels, at that), we didn't really believe them (we're jerks like that).

Even when they started twittering about the whole operation, we were still kinda suspect (come on, that can totally be faked). But now Josie Jacobs has started posting photos from the affair, including a photo of a naked Gianna Michaels, and we just can't deny it anymore: Popporn is really, truly, making a porno.

And we are so incredibly jealous.

· My Porno Vacation (josiejacobs.com)
· My Porno Vacation Part 2

"Not Bewitched XXX": A Porn Parody We Can Believe In

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:30:01 EST

Just yesterday we were complaining that "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" looks like a terrible take on the original TV show. Quel coincidence, then, that Popporn reviewed a porn parody we actually like.

Unlike some porn "parodies," "Not Bewitched XXX" takes its tribute seriously, closely copying the format and style of the original show. Why, just look at those screencaps displayed in our thumbnail: the two shows are virtually indistinguishable. And that, kids, is why Will Ryder is our hero.

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· New This Week: Not Bewitched XXX (popporn.com)

"Cheating Housewives 6": The Answer To All Your Cheating Housewife Questions

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

We were up all night, desperately trying to figure out what makes housewives cheat—and as a result, we're kinda cranky and out of sorts this morning. We need two things: a nap and an answer.

Unfortunately, the porno slave driver isn't going to let us nod off anytime soon. But that's okay—we think we'll be able to make it through the day anyway, thanks to our friends at Popporn, who've kindly secured (and reviewed!) a copy of "Cheating Housewives 6." Finally, the answer to the question that's been plaguing us since "Cheating Housewives 5."

· New This Week: Cheating Housewives 6 (Smash Pictures) (popporn.com)

Stevie Hart Knows When "It Barely Fits"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:30:01 EST

In a scant few months, Stevie Hart has gone from being brand new to Porn Valley to a full-fledged Crush Object, and now she's testing the waters as a topless video reviewer. Girl moves fast!

Given that she shot her first hardcore scene with the legendary Mr. Marcus, it seems only fitting that Stevie's first ever topless video review discusses New Sensations's "It Barely Fits 3." We see a great future for Stevie in the world of things barely fitting into various orifices.

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