With Euro-style sensuality, Manuel Ferrara said, "I don't think there is one performer who's jerked off as much as I have. As I still do, actually. But I think passion, really being horny and really wanting to have sex — it's so important."

But what about love?

· Playgirl (playgirltv.com)

Previously: David Aaron Clark's "Bitch Magnet", Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

· Finally, a respectful tribute to Anna Nicole Smith. We always sort of knew that sculpture were the only thing marshmallow Peeps are good for. (intuitionkitchenproductions.com, via Boing Boing)

· Sunsilk model Aishika Chand is half Indian, halh Nepalese ... and looks totally great with no clothes on. (bollyrock.com)

· If you didn't make it to Las Vegas for the AVN Awards Show (or fell asleep during it), it's finally being broadcast on Playboy TV tonight. Spoiler Alert!: "Corruption" wins everything. (avn.com)

· This columnist says that trying to block online porn is like "playing a game of 'Whac-a-Mole'", which ironically enough, is also what happens after you find it. (mcall.com)

· In order to prove their value to the economy, Florida nudists will start paying for everything using only $2 bills. Of course, that doesn't change the fact that they still have nowhere to carry them. (wftv.com)

· McDonald's makes the mistake of letting anyone with an internet connection ask them a question about their business. Still no answer as to what's in the "Special Sauce." (theregister.co.uk)

· Meanwhile, another male teacher in Florida is busted for showing the full monty in ... "The Full Monty." It's not like he had a choice—it is right there in the title. (nbc-2.com)

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