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Real Real Doll Skin Makes Your Fake Fantasies Come True (Or Vice Versa)

Fleshbot — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:56:33 EDT

It was probably only a matter of time before RealDoll fans and rubber mask fetishists put their heads together and came up with the ultimate fusion of the two ideas: The Dolly Catsuit is a shiny, flesh-colored (or at least pale pink) full-body outfit that turns a real live girl into a real living sex doll. It may be the best way to solve that pesky problem of cold, unwelcoming, fake orifices in the silicone version: the new and improved model manages to replace them with the warm and beckoning orifices of an actual human female. But the result ends up being pretty much like a doll nonetheless, what with those big blue surprise-eyes and fuck-my-mouth expression and all. Assuming they can find a willing partner to slip it on, it just may be what legions of frustrated sex doll customers have been looking for. Just don't be surprised when your plastic companion asks you for a cigarette afterwards.

· Catsuit "Dolly" (liqlaq.com, via Sugarbank)

Previously: "Lars And The Real Girl", Amber-On-Amber Action, Japanese Sex Doll Watch: Behind The Scenes, Japanese Sex Dolls: Now More Womanly!

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Boobs

Fleshbot — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:45:21 EDT

In Sarasota, Florida this week, adult business zoning laws and neighborhood stodginess prevented a local business owner from opening a hair salon in which the hairdressers would be dressed down to bikinis. Refusing to go gentle into that good night, the would-be businessman is now setting up window displays of a suggestive nature. Sure, maybe it's a little aggressive since there's an elementary school only a few hundred feet away—but as we well know from those reports of the adult industry bringing in $983 squillion a year, there's money in this business, and some people just aren't going to sit down and take their injustices quietly. Or without visual demonstrations of hot mannequin-on-mannequin love. David Douthitt, who refers to the potential hair salon as a clip joint instead of a strip joint, may be helping to drive home the point that adult businesses are bad for the neighborhood ... but at least the pictures of his protest methods are amusing. Especially if you're into hot mannequin-on-mannequin love.

· "Man's Pornographic Protest Uses Naked Mannequins" (slideshow @ wftv.com)