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Auld Lang Syne: Top Ten Party Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

So maybe you've got yourself some fancy New Year's plans. Maybe you'll be hitting the club, or partying with friends, or getting so hammered you forget 2008. Good for you!

Personally, we kinda hate New Year's—and we'd much rather spend it at home, partying vicariously through some randy pornstars. After all, why should we go out in the cold and get drunk on cheap champagne when we can just as easily stay home and let others bring the party to us? You go out, have fun—we know where the real party is.

French orgy

A better orgy than eyes wide shut

good job girl

Kinky sex game turns into an orgy

sexy party hardcore orgy

Double penetration in a dinner party

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Taylor Rain Knows How To Party

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:00:00 EST

You'll have to excuse us if we seem a little out of it today—we're still recovering from last night's celebration. See, after they announced Barack Obama's win, we sorta went out and had a little party... and while it wasn't quite like this party that Taylor Rain had... well, let's just say it was close. Although there were maybe fewer people in the room with us. And less pornstars having sex. But other than that, almost identical (we swear).

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· Taylor Rain fucked at a drunken frat house party (pornhub.com)

It looks like our gal Baby Sinead isn't...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:10:24 EDT

It looks like our gal Baby Sinead isn't exactly a baby anymore... she's apparently matured enough to start doing boy/girl sex scenes now! To celebrate this landmark occasion, she's having a party tonight. If you're in New York City, stop by and congratulate her: she'll be at Home Sweet Home, at 131 Chrystie Street, from 10:30pm until the next morning. They grow up so fast these days, don't they? (burningangel.com)

Looking Up To Dana DeArmond

Fleshbot — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:40:49 EST

Not only does Fleshbot crush object Dana DeArmond prove herself a worthy model of emulation for a crop of freshly minted porn starlets in the appropriately titled "Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling", she demonstrates that she is indeed a role model to us all by cohosting a release party this weekend to benefit LA's Downtown Women's Center. Guests are asked to bring a can of food for the Center's food bank along with their admission fee, and on behalf of Dana we're asking everyone who attends not to ask her for any tips on breaking into the porn industry themselves during the party. After all, that's why she made that DVD in the first place, silly.

· View the invite
· Order: "Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Vivid-Alt (vivid-alt.com)

Previously: Dana DeArmond, Protector Of Youth

Flesh Flicks: When Bachelor Parties Attack

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 03 May 2007 17:16:52 EDT

Now this is what we think of when we think of bachelor parties. Well, fantasy bachelor parties anyway. In the real world, "stripper" rarely equals "hooker" and even though we've personally seen the hired help do some crazy things at the various stag fests we've attended, it almost never turns into an actual porn movie. However, a bunch of bored guys standing around in the background drinking beer and gabbing is totally accurate and adds a nice touch of authenticity to this scene. See, the only problem with real bachelor parties is that the guest lists are made up entirely of drunken horned up straight dudes ... and who wants to hang out with them anyway?

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· Bachelor Party Fuckfest (XXXUploads)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives, Party Report: "Bachelor Party" Is Good, Clean Fun

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: New York's "Bi Apple" Party

Gram Ponante — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:02:53 EST

A greater and greater percentage of our nation's dirtyproduct is created by Fleshbot contributors, so this makes reporting on their work seem masturbatory. Luckily, if anyone can get away with masturbatory, it would be us. Try writing about your own bisexual fantasies on Consumerist and see how far you get.

Our own Audacia Ray will host the premiere of her movie "The Bi Apple" tomorrow night at New York's Pussycat Lounge. The evening includes lap dances, sexy fire performances, and appearances by the film's stars, including enstrapped covermodel Simone Valentine. Come and meet the person who can make "Take the 1, 9, N, R to Rector or 4,5 to Wall Street" sound sexy. - GP

· Audacia Ray (wakingvixen.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Buy "The Bi Apple" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive