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Prostitute's Only Slightly Less Shameful Past Revealed: Was Ashley Dupre A "Girl Gone Wild"?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:06:17 EDT

It seems that "Girls Gone Wild" ~~career slimeball~~ purveyor Joe Francis has decided to insert himself into the Eliot Spitzer/Ashley Dupre story, which some of you may have forgotten about already. But what took him so long? Oh, that's right—he was in jail. Well, he's out (for now) and suddenly remembers that there was a girl riding around on his GGW fun bus five years ago that looked a lot like America's Most Famous (for now) Hooker. Joe was prepared to offer Ashley $1 million to pose nude, but since he claims to have even more nudity and girl-on-girl action in his "archives" he'll make money off her the old fashioned way instead. (Even though he suddenly thinks she's not that hot anyway. Classy!)

Honestly, we don't think it even looks like her — that seems to be happening a lot these days — but then, the idea that Ashley would get thrown out of a hotel in Miami and then take her top off for a bunch of drunk frat boys isn't so farfetched either. Plus, it was five years ago ... which would have made the now (supposedly) 22-year-old, um ... 17? Maybe Joe should check those archives again before he gets himself into more trouble.

· "ASHLEY DUPRE IN 'GIRLS GONE WILD' VIDEO" (nypost.com)

Previously: Everything Else You Wanted To Know About Hookers (But Didn't Care Enough To Ask)

Museum Of Sex Turns Five

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:00:21 EDT

Has it really been just five short years since the Museum of Sex first opened its doors on 5th Avenue in New York City? This long-overdue institution of lower learning sometimes goes unnoticed amid the debauchery of its surrounding environment, but we still say it's the best place to go for an educated tour of our kinky world. (It's also a perfect first date destination.) Last night, they celebrated their anniversary the only way they know how—penis balloon fights! Ok, there was some other stuff going on too, but it got lost in the haze of tattoo ink, drilldos, and chicken fingers. Fortunately, we bumped into Nikola Tamindzic and his camera and he kindly made us this memory book of the evening. Oh, boy ... it's all coming back to us now.

· Museum of Se[x] (museumofsex.com)
· Balloons by Mistress B (mistressballoon.com)

Morning Wood: Dana DeArmond Leads Us Astray

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:21:06 EDT

· We were wondering whatever became of Lara and the porn company that stole her online photos, until Violet Blue got some answers using ... what's the word? Oh, right ... journalism. We'll have to try that sometime. (sfgate.com)

· Breaking: Pornstars seen partying in Los Angeles to celebrate the release of Winkytiki's "Man's Ruin". What will they think of next? (laist.com; more @ Flickr)

· A contestant on the UK version of "The Apprentice" has been conveniently "caught" having sex in a field with a married man. It's almost like she went on a reality show just for the publicity! (dailymail.co.uk)

· Did you know that 2.4% of all pornstars use the world Lexus in their names? And Toyota would like a word with them? (freep.com)

· Everyone thinks it's cute when a guy dressed as Elvis runs for city council and promises to turn the town square into a nudist swimming pool. Until he wins, that is. (stuff.co.nz)

· Lubbock County, Texas, is made safe for nude dancing once again. We wonder if the Lone Ranger had anything to do with it. (kcbd.com)

· Have you noticed that sex is like ... everywhere these days? Yeah, us neither. (winnipegsun.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives