Fleshbot: straight, overly specific

Diastema Fetish: Gap-Toothed Babes Of The World, Unite!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:55:17 EDT

Did you—like many American teenagers—spend the better part of your adolescence imprisoned in a fluoride-filled orthodontia office while a sadistic madman reconfigured your face using a painful toolbox of wires, hooks, rubber bands, and what we assumed was some kind of medieval socket wrench in a horrible ritual that would make even the most hardened CIA torturer wince with envy? Yeah, that was a big mistake. Because you don't need perfect teeth to be considered beautiful and sexy these days! Why, even with a large gap between your two front teeth you could become a model, a pornstar, or even the queen of the pop charts and your horrible disfigurement would not be considered a hindrance ... it would be your trademark! If might even make you the target of the little-known diastema fetishist. Just think of the money and bleeding gums that could have been saved if only we'd known! Más sexy, indeed.

· "Diastema: el fetichismo dental más sexy" (orgasmatrix.com)
· Diastema (dentistry) (Wikipedia)

Blu's Blog Proves That Eyebrows Are The Windows To The Soul

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:20:23 EDT

If you ask people what the sexiest part of a woman is, there aren't a lot of folks who start by talking about the eyebrows. Seeing how there's a whole industry devoted to plucking and tweezing and threading and penciling them, however, obviously there's quite a few people whopay attention to them. Naturally, that means there's highly-sexualized blog for it. We didn't even know that "the International Eyebrow Landscape" existed, but Blu's Eyebrow Blog seeks to chronicle it, whether those little hairy appendages belong to regular citizens, fashion models, or even pornstars like our old pal Dana DeArmond (who apparently gives great brow.) Frankly, when we look at Dana we don't spend a lot of time staring at anything that high up, but from now on we can at least promise to try.

· Blu's Eyebrow Blog (blubrow.blogspot.com - thanks Sanj)

Hairy Girl Central Keeps The Fuzz Front And Center (And Everywhere Else)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:03:30 EDT

How many times have you asked yourself, "Why isn't there a blog that combs through all the best erotic sites and TGP pages to find galleries of unshaved girls and links them all together on one page?" Almost every day right? Well, believe it or not such a site actually exists! OK, maybe it's not that hard to believe—there are actually plenty of places on the web that cater to fans of the hirsute set, but our latest find keeps it pretty simple with big pictures, links and well ... hair. Up top or down below, these girls aren't interested in razors or Nair — and they make a convincing case that maybe you shouldn't be either.

· Hairy Girl Central (hairygirlcentral.com, via Otomano)

Previously: Furry Girl's Christmas Festivus Wish, Hands Up For Hairy Armpits!, Hairy Girls Blog

We're so disappointed that we discovered...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:50:05 EST

We're so disappointed that we discovered the ~~creepy stalker~~ "admiring women at a respectful distance"-themed blog Sleeping Cuties just in time for its final post ever. At least we can check out the archives ... right after we take a nap. (sleepingcuties.blogspot.com)

Overly Specific Fetish Sites Are No Laughing Matter

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:12:47 EST

We've said it many times, but some people still just don't believe it—if you can dream it, someone one on the interweb is probably already doing it. If fact, we've covered quite a few of the unusually specific fetish sites mentioned in this point-and-laugh blog post, but should anybody really be surprised that there are places on the web devoted to chicks with balloons, or Princess Leia, or women in spacesuits? They may not be your particular tastes (although we do like a lady with a good sandwich), but we're never ones to judge anyone on their kinks. Besides what's wrong with clown porn? Or sandwiches? Mmmm ... sandwiches.

· Ten Funny Fetish Sites (yesbutnobutyes.com)

Previously: Princess Leia's Metal Bikini Forever!, Insane Clown Pussy

Phat Bottomed Girls Make The Rockin' World Go Round

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:36:44 EDT

One of the things that's always baffled us a bit about this world—the porn world, although we guess it applies to Planet Earth too—is the continued segregation of women of color into specific categories, as if a hot ass stops being a hot ass once the tan gets too dark. And that pretty much every site devoted to black or Latina women focuses almost exclusively on the ass. Not that there's anything wrong with asses or places to find them, like this blog devoted to the best in online badonkadonk. Then we remember that overly specific is the porn world's stock and trade and it can be handy to have a go-to place for whatever smutty treat you might be in the mood for. Plus, as long as they have a P.A.W.G. category—that's "Phat Ass White Girls," for the ignorant among you—then we suppose all races can fap together in peace.

· Phat Bottomed Girls (voxefxtest.blogspot.com)

Previously: Asses Galore Megagallery: More Than Enough To Go Around, Now That'sa Spicy Onion!, This Week In Black Lad Mags: Liking Big Butts And Not Lying About It, This Week In Porn Titles: "Bubble Butts Drive Brothas Nutz"

Flesh Flicks: Milk And Two Squirters

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:15:01 EDT

As they are wont to do, our pals at Pornzio got us thinking about something a little unusual today. Namely, milk. Not milkshakes, or tit milk or even milking the old nozzle. We're talking about the 2% variety, poured right into a lady's business and pumped out the hard way—via a nice hard fisting. The geyser-like reaction is not unlike the old Diet Coke/Mentos experiment, only much, much tastier. In other words, don't try this at home even if you're literally having an affair with the milkman. Even if it does do a body good.

· Woman gets milk poured into pussy and then fisted (PornoTube)

· Got Milk? (PornoTube)
· Milk Fisting Porn (pornzio.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: The Way of the Fist, Mondo Porn: The Wacky Side Of Smut, Cowgirls Espresso: Coffee, Tea, or T&A?, DVD Review: "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes 2", Titmilker

The Cleavage Blog

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:38:21 EDT

In a world of overly specific babe blogs, a site devoted exclusively to plunging necklines, overextended shirts and bursting bras is almost too obvious, yet at the same time, completely necessary. Hence The Cleavage Blog, which is exactly what the title promises—big boobs coming out of tight tops, although there may be some debate as to whether the breasts in question are all "natural" as the site description implies. This is all courtesy of the genius who brought you Cutie Curiosa and Babes With Books and who has a Flickr collection so huge, it makes us suspect that if you're a woman and you've been photographed in the last five years the odds are pretty good that you're in there somewhere. Don't let that creep you out, though. It's all very respectful. Sorta. Ok, we still respect you if that make you feel any better.

· The Cleavage Blog (cleavageblog.blogspot.com, via Unscathed Corpse)
· Flickr: Photos from Hardley Surton, Beauty Addict (Flickr)

Previously: Spring Has Sprung!, Flickr Combat Babes, Cutie Curiosa: Babes Gone Crazy, (You Will Be Turned On By) Trance Providers: Erotic Hypnosis Videos, Flickrdreams, NFL Cheerleader Megagallery, To Bra or Not To Bra?, We(Heart)Boobs, Babes With Books, Sexy Halloween Costume Watch, Busty Webshots

Sexy Witches

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:50:45 EDT

As the blogger behind Sexy Witch explains, there are two kinds of witches in the world: haggard old crones that have warts on their noses and like to cook children in giant soup pots ... and hot babes. Naturally, this blog concentrates on the latter kind, chronicling the history of sultry witches in art, literature, TV, movies, and even porn. We ourselves are surprised to admit that we've found very little of this genre over the years, even though "slutty mistress of the dark arts" seems like such a natural sexual outlet. That's why you won't find too much intentional naughtiness on this page—although there is a nice introduction to "celebrity witch"/Playboy model Fiona Horne—but if you need fuel for your Harry Potter/Elizabeth Montgomery role-playing fantasies, you can learn a lot by checking it out. We promise no spells will be cast upon you unless you ask for it.

· Sexy Witch (sexy-witch.blogspot.com, via Otomano)

Previously: Stupid Horror Sex, "Necromania" DVD Preview: Opening Credits, "Blood Lake": The Search for Porn in the Bluegrass World