Yes, Evanka, It Is A Direct Order: The Joey Buttafuoco Sex Tape

Gram Ponante — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:49:53 EST

"Sit on your cock?" confirms Evanka Buttafuoco in a "secret" sex tape being released Tuesday. "Sounds like a direct order." Well, Direct in the sense that former Amy Fisher romantic interest Joey Buttafuoco is addressing her, but also in the sense that he is addressing us, the audience he knew he'd get. That said, America learned to love again to the strains of the Amy Fisher/Lou Bellera sex tape, so mightn't the magic happen again?

· (joeycaughtontape.com)

Previously: DVD Review: "Amy Fisher Caught on Tape"

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:20:23 EST

Maybe we and Terry Gross are not the ideal demographic for the just-now released "Gene Simmons Sex Tape", featuring a man who appears to be the KISS bassist atop an Austrian energy drink spokesmodel. But as personally repellant as many find Simmons, we can't help but thank him for leaving his goddamn shirt on.

· "Alleged Gene Simmons Sex Tape Released" (avn.com)
· "Rock Icon Gene Simmons Stars in Sex Tape?" (xbiz.com)

Update: After the jump, view some clips from the ten minute video: in one, Alleged Gene Simmons puts on a condom before entering his lady friend, who then refuses to kiss him. The reader may draw his or her own conclusions as to what that all means.

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See also:
· Gene's Secret (genesecret.com)
· Gene Simmons and Terry Gross Interview (NPR transcript @ rof.net)

Fleshbot: straight, our eyeballs!

Yes, Evanka, It Is A Direct Order: The Joey Buttafuoco Sex Tape

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"