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A Day At The Oregon Country Fair

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Did someone say Country Fair? That's our favorite kind of fair! Especially when the weather is nice, and the girls start taking off their tops...what, you thought we were in it for the arts and crafts? (Thanks, Conrad!)

But What About The Facials?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

In a move that, well, we're mildly confused by, the Oregon House has passed a bill making it illegal to douse someone with semen, categorizing the act as a second degree sex abuse crime.

We're assuming that this law only effects non-consensual semen-dousing, and not, say, consensual bukkake scenes. For as our dear friend Clayton Cubitt has said, "If we outlaw bukkake, only outlaws will bukkake."

· House passes bill too gross to talk about (oregonlive.com, via The Reverse Cowgirl)
· Thumbnail star: Cum covered Aurora Jolie (premiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

Here's a tip for Craigslist casual encounters...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:20:28 EDT

Here's a tip for Craigslist casual encounters fans: If you're going to meet a stranger for some light bondage play, maybe do it in a nice quiet hotel room so, you know ... innocent bystanders don't think you are raping a bound-and-gagged kidnap victim in a public park. It makes it much harder to explain things to your wife later. (katu.com)

The mayor of Arlington, Oregon, was recalled...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:56:29 EST

The mayor of Arlington, Oregon, was recalled (by three votes) because of a "scandalous" photo posted on her MySpace page. What's crazier: That a mayor has a MySpace page, that anyone cares, or that she could grate cheese on those washboard abs? Bet she makes your mayor look like a creampuff. (katu.com, via Jezebel)

Vegan Strip Clubs Are Serious Business

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:29:26 EST

The strip club steak dinner special is such a time-honored "manly man" tradition, that it never really seemed necessary to create something like a vegan strip club. Plus, no one really goes to those places to eat. But one hardcore vegan business owner has made that dream a reality at the Casa Diablo in Oregon, the world's animal-free strip joint. ("The only meat is on the pole!") The local news media could not be more thrilled, since it gives bored beat reporters the perfect opportunity to create an audition tape to be the next "Daily Show" correspondent. We just can't decide what's funnier: The stone-faced anchorman warning viewers to stay away from the upcoming objectionable content or his co-workers milking that salacious content for cheap ratings and cheaper jokes? We're going to head over to Burger King and chew on it some more.

· Customers Find All Skin, No Meat At Vegan Strip Club - KPTV Portland (kptv.com)
· "Boobs With a Side of Soy" (wweek.com)

We love happy endings—yes, the regular...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:33:57 EST

We love happy endings—yes, the regular kind—which is why we're glad to hear that the artist who had made a nude self-portrait out of a rug, only to have it stolen, has since found her precious carpet, relatively undamaged. And yes, the TV station blurred out rug nudity. We wouldn't want to set a bad example for the little kitchen tiles. (katu.com + oregonlive.com)

West Coast Hotness By Looknsee Photography

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:18:50 EDT

Ever wish that you could just pack it all in and live out your golden years taking nude photographs of gorgeous women? That's the life for the proprietor of Looknsee Photography, which isn't a studio operation as much as it is the hobby of a semi-retired photographer in Portland, Oregon. While the website has a certain amateurish charm, the photos rise above the level of your typical weekend point-and-click warrior, and it helps that there seems to be an overabundance of beautiful glamour models in Oregon. Best of all there are thousands of free images in the collection, charting several years of Looknsee's, for fun, not profit enterprise. It's exactly what we plan to do with our retirement money, which we're fairly certain is waiting for us under one of the these scratch-off tickets.

· Looknsee Photography (looknseephoto.com, via Imagens)
· Thumbnail stars: Karina & Alana

Previously: Taschen's "New Erotic Photography", Nude Oddities by Jean Pierre Rey, Photos by Guy Le Baube, Cold Russian Hotness by Oleg Kosirev, Je Suis Sophienet: Et Vous?, Thomas Schweizer's Eurobabe Parade