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September Appreciation Month: It's Never Too Late To Celebrate!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:35:25 EDT

We have a confession to make—we blew it this month. We had meant to make our monthly holiday appreciation posts a first day kind of thing, but something about the holiday of Labor got into our heads and we guess we took that day off. Actually, there's no excuse for this bout of lazy/forgetfulness—but thankfully, September is "Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month," so you can't complain. In the spirit of forgiveness and remembrance, however, we decided to honor all those days you missed out on over the past four weeks (while you still have a few hours left to enjoy them) and give you something to look forward to next year. As for October ... well shoot, that's tomorrow! Looks like we've got some work to do ...

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Library Card Sign-up Month

Flesh Flicks: File This One Away For Later

National Hispanic Heritage Month

Para Ti: Our Favorite Ladies Of Latin America
How Fuckable Is Your Country? Latin American Edition

Shameless Promotion Month

"Not Bewitched XXX": More Hype Than You Can Twitch Your Nose At

Pleasure Your Mate Month

Marital Aid Test Kitchen

National Singles Week (September 15th-21st)

Masturbation

National Clean Hands Week (September 15th-21st)

Stories With A Happy Ending: Top Ten Massage Sex Videos

Anniversary of the premiere of "Star Trek" (September 8, 1966)

XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid
Leonard Nimoy Boldly Defends Full-Figured Women
William Shatner Does Playboy

Bald is Beautiful Day (September 8)

The Bald And The Beautiful: Shaved Head Girls Are Cool

Wife Appreciation Day (September 9)

Mothers Know Best (Even If They're Not Always Actual Mothers): Top Ten MILF Sex Videos

Video Games Day (September 12)

Ava And Mia Do "Halo 3"
Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft"

National Student Day (September 16)

Higher Learning: Top Ten Classroom Sex Videos

Women's Friendship Day (September 16)

Sapphic Erotica Galleries

Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19)

Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One)
Pirates II Coverage

Hobbit Day (September 22)
Flesh Flicks: Size Doesn't Matter (Or Make Sense)

National Hunting and Fishing Day (September 25)
Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Ahoy!

Love Note Day (September 28)

Spice Up Your Sex Life The Cosmo Way

Chewing Gum Day (September 30)

Bubble Gum Porn: Chew On This

Rosh Hashanah (September 30)

The Chosen Ones: Jewish Girls In Porn

International Women's E commerce Days (September 18th-21st)
Club Jenna, Teravision, Joanna Angel, Melissa Midwest, Baby Sinead, etc.....

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Previously: August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It

Sure, most high school teachers like to...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:26:59 EDT

Sure, most high school teachers like to kick back during quiet study time and watch a little bondage porn on their classroom computer. Most of them are just smart enough to unhook the video projector before they do. At least someone is learning a lesson. (newsnet5.com)

Japanese police launched a full-scale murder...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:20:02 EDT

Japanese police launched a full-scale murder investigation after the gruesome discovery of body bound, gagged and wrapped in plastic ... that was actually just a life-size sex doll. Man, those CSI guys are good! (guardian.co.uk)

Cindy McCain Gone Wild?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:05:00 EDT

John McCain told a crowd of tattooed bikers at the Sturgis motorcycle rally that his wife, Cindy, would make an excellent candidate for the local beauty pageant, Miss Buffalo Chip. What does he think her strongest event would be? The wet t-shirt contest or the pickle licking demonstration? If only we could pick all our First Ladies this way. (Click thumbnail for video.)

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· Pickle Lickin' Contest (YouTube)
· McCain Suggests Wife Participate In Topless Contest (huffingtonpost.com)

Lots of guys like to joke with their fishing...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 May 2008 10:10:10 EDT

Lots of guys like to joke with their fishing buddies about how their wife won't have sex with them, but when you're the Governor of Minnesota and your "buddies" are everyone listening to a live radio broadcast, that makes things a little awkward. Not as awkward as how some governors handle it, but still not smooth. (foxnews.com)

Everyone has jumped on the nude charity...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:59:24 EDT

Everyone has jumped on the nude charity calendar wave—just like those ladies in that adorable movie—and it's a totally great idea that can't lose ... until you get stuck with a $16,000 printing bill and 5,000 unsold copies. Thanks a lot, Helen Mirren! (smh.com.au)

Worst way to learn that you've been cuckolded:...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:19:38 EDT

Worst way to learn that you've been cuckolded: finding a used condom in your wife's hooha. (For the doubters: yes, it can happen). (observer.org.sz + onedatatime.typepad.com)

You should be careful about watching porn...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:57:43 EDT

You should be careful about watching porn at work because you never know if someone else can see it, particularly if you work at a TV station and that "someone else" is the entire population of French Polynesia. Although they probably appreciated this break in the usual programming. (nzherald.co.nz)

You may remember the New York Times writing...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:08:21 EDT

You may remember the New York Times writing a little story about three modern women who earn their living having sex for money, which was a very timely and compelling look at the current state of prostitution in this country, except ... two of those three women don't actually have sex for money. We guess the reporter didn't realize that "sex work" doesn't just mean hookers, but at least they made an effort! Sort of. (Gawker)

Jane Fonda Sends "Today Show" Viewers A Big Cunt For V-Day

Jonnobot — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:46:03 EST

Despite the fact that we found out this morning where we part company with playwright Eve Ensler (she says she wrote "The Vagina Monologues" as a means of "getting vagina out of my mouth", where we on the other hand ... uh, never mind), we have to give her props for occasioning the first uncensored use of the word "cunt" on live American network morning television. And by Jane Fonda, no less! The timing, of course, couldn't be more appropriate: it may have been a carefully planned part of a publicity campaign for the upcoming tenth anniversary megaproduction of "The Vagina Monologues" in New Orleans this April, but from now on every time we hear the word "V-Day" we won't exactly be thinking about hearts and flowers.

· V-Day: Until The Violence Stops (vday.org)

We're a little confused by this furniture...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:48:50 EST

We're a little confused by this furniture ad from UK superstore Marks and Spencer. We see the "modern curves" and "soft-look styling", but where are the durable hardwood feet? However, we think that once we get this baby in our living room, we'll still be pretty happy. (theregister.co.uk)

The District of Columbia seems to have a...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:28:39 EST

The District of Columbia seems to have a bit of a porn problem, since nine city employees have been fired and 32 others suspended for surfing the naughty nets during work hours. Then again, if it's that easy to look at porn while you're at work, we don't see what the problem is. (pcworld.com + washingtoncitypaper.com)

Attention all travelers: Be extra careful...

Jonnobot — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:40:40 EST

Attention all travelers: Be extra careful if you hook up with someone you met on the interweb for sex and decide to do it on a railway station platform, because you might get caught by a transport police inspector... even if you happen to be a transport police inspector yourself. Isn't this an example of "irony" or something? (news.sky.com/)

Returning your books to the library in a...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:52:05 EST

Returning your books to the library in a timely manner displays a basic level of responsibility and community spirit, especially when you remove all the boring pages and replace them with pot and porn. Who says reading isn't fundamental anymore? (local12.com)

Wow! Only $9 each way? Spirit Airlines is...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:45:03 EST

Wow! Only $9 each way? Spirit Airlines is about to have a lot of very happy customers ... or very disappointed ones. (spiritair.com)

Aside from its more obvious purpose, we...

Fleshbot — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:27:42 EST

Aside from its more obvious purpose, we like to think that a pole dancing lesson can be an opportunity for two women to learn about trust and deepen the bonds of their friendship. Or, like, not.

· "Els de Schepper en Tanja Dexters: catfight" (YouTube, via random-good-stuff.com)

A recently departed colleague of ours is...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:30:07 EDT

A recently departed colleague of ours is so in tune with the New York media scene that newsy watchdog Fishbowl NY has seen fit to keep his old blog in their links section nearly two years since he stopped updating it. Or maybe it's because the URL now belongs to a porn site? Some people have said the whole industry is just one big circle jerk, so perhaps it does make perfect sense. (mediabistro.com - thanks Laura!)

J.K. Rowling inadvertently reveals her Chamber...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:54:34 EDT

J.K. Rowling inadvertently reveals her Chamber of Secrets to a gaggle of press folk and children while on her book tour, magically transporting millions of Harry Potter fans to the wondrous and mystical world of "Puberty." (thesun.co.uk, via Gawker)

An airline executive "accidentally" deleted...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:20:03 EDT

An airline executive "accidentally" deleted some important evidence related to a company lawsuit while he was cleaning the porn off his computer. Don't panic ... all the smut was backed up. (azcentral.com)

A carnival worker helpfully explained to...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:40:35 EDT

A carnival worker helpfully explained to police that it wasn't alcohol or carelessness that led him to crash his truck into a telephone pole ... it was the people having sex in the back seat who made the car all "tippy." By the way, this guy called from his bus and said you're a pussy. (abcnews.go.com)